EVERYONE PANIC! MALIK WILLIS IS A BUST! TREYLON BURKS IS A BUST! DILLON RADUNZ IS THE WORST TACKLE TO HAVE EVER LIVED!

Hi, I've been away. Mostly because I'm lazy and forgetful, but part of it absolutely has to do with the fact that there's 134 other Titans' podcasts that would be saying the exact same shit that I would have said. I don't have news. I don't learn things that you don't already know. And I sure as shit don't have anything to say in the dead period of the NFL. At least, I didn't... UNTIL NOW!

Aren't you tired of listening to every Titans related podcast go game by game with the schedule and give their terrible record prediction in May? Well, I'm only kind of doing that in this episode, where I'll talk about why the week 1 game against the Giants is good, why the Titans' four primetime games are a sign of respect and why I don't give record predictions in May. We'll cap off the show with a talk about which teams are overrated by the NFL national media in May, followed by a small little rant about why I'm so annoyed with fans shitting on Ryan Tannehill. Listen in to find out why the Elite Titans Podcast is marginally different than any other podcast you've ever heard about your favourite football team.

The ETP returns with an Elite Draft Recap. I'm pretty sure I coughed at some point during the podcast. I didn't edit it. Listener discretion is advised

Welcome back to the ETP! I've been gone because, like you, I've spent every single day over the last month in tears up to my butthole, but now it's time to grow up and stop being a baby. Let's look forward to 2022 season and Ryan Tannehill as our QB! Is that a good thing? Let's find out!

Welcome back to the Elite Titans Podcast! I have been sick with Covid and it has prevented me from gracing your ears with the sound of my handsome and sexy voice, but I'm back and moderately healthy! You can listen to this episode, Elites, I am no contagious and contrary to popular belief, covid does not travel through audio waves! Listen in to this 20 minute banger where I accept that the Bengals may be a good - even great - football team... but they're no Titans! I can't wait for this game on Saturday, I am moist.

Alliteration is fun! This episode of the ETP touches on the Titans win over the 49ers before addressing some of the blasphemous accusations about my homerism in defending Todd Downing. It also gives a little perspective on his tenure as OC, while also previewing the Dolphins game! It's a lot of fun and you should listen, rate and subscribe because that's what Santa would do. Oh, you don't care about Santa anymore because Christmas is over? Well, I guess that makes sense. But Santa is ALWAYS watching... and he NEVER forgets.

How is it possible that people are complaining after a shutout win? Isn't the narrative that we never beat bad teams? Is the narrative now that we don't beat bad teams by enough? I love this fanbase but gaaaaaaaaaad damn!

What a miserable week guys. But honestly, what did you all expect? Certainly you're not homers who expect every week to be a win, right? Join me on this slightly too aggressive episode of the ETP where I smash through some silly expectations, provide some perspective and answer a few questions as we head into the bye week!

Nothing hurts more than a loss, right? Well, getting kicked in the gonads is pretty painful. And I hear childbirth may be similar to that. See? Look at that. The loss on Sunday doesn't seem so bad anymore, does it? You're welcome.