The Empty Headed Podcast

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!

In Episode 4 we hear 'Beautiful, Irresistible You', which was written by Dave and features some questionable character voices from Morty. Enjoy!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!

In Episode 3 we hear 'The Pet Shop Boy', which was written by Morty, and once again introduce one of the bigger recurring characters based in Cliftley; KOMA Pharmaceuticals. Another story from back in 2019!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!

In Episode 2 'The Love Below', which was written by Morty, we officially mention Cliftley for the first time and introduce a couple of our big name recurring characters. This story was from our second podcast which like the first, has been lost in time. Another one from back in 2019.

This story doesn't have the best sound quality!

Welcome to The Cliftley Saga! Where we, Dave & Morty, take a special look back at all of the Empty Headed Podcast 'Bedtime Stories' set in our made up world of Cliftley!

In Episode 1 we begin with the very first story we performed, 'Barry's Birthday', which was written by Dave and featured on our very first episode way back when in 2019! The episode may be lost, but the story remains! Sit back, relax and enjoy!

This story contains crude humor and adult content. If you have a dark sense of humor you may enjoy it...or not...it's probably best to not even listen to be honest...

Welcome to the Empty Headed Podcast with Dave & Morty. In this episode it's Morty's turn to share with us a brand new story. Sit back, relax and enjoy, 'Balloon'.

'Pizza' by The Empty Headed Podcast

...and we're back!

Episode 30's weird news contains a rather saucy murder attempt, a cheesy bandit and a children's slide which leads on to a 'flashy' Pop Idol star.

Morty asks a couple of hypothetical questions.

To end, the 'Bedtime Story' is back, this week read by Dave titled 'Famous Last Words.'

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*Due to technical issues this episode stutters in places and ends earlier than planned, so unfortunately there is no 'Bedtime Story' this week*

News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a Microsoft deceased person chatbot, a Namibian election winner named Adolf Hitler, a hidden attic intruder and a cheating bodybuilder.

Dave puts Morty to the test with a couple of naughty themed riddles.

Morty has a couple of would you rather questions for Dave in 'Hypothetically Speaking'.

The 'Poetry Corner' is back as Morty plays a sent in poem about Donald Trump, which has an unexpected ending that Dave finds hilarious.

Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday.

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News stories discussed in this weeks episode include a world record for body modifications, a Bronx sidewalk sink hole, an app to hire bodyguards called 'Bond' and cannibals performing gender reassignment surgery.

Dave has a couple of naughty themed riddles for Morty.

Morty has a couple of would you rather questions for Dave in 'Hypothetically Speaking', as well as a couple sent in by txt.

The 'Poetry Corner' returns with a poem received by txt called 'Night-time Terrors'.

Morty has a rather long test (sorry in advance) for Dave to see if he is more like Judas or John.

No new 'Bedtime Story' this week. Instead we take a look back at the first story to feature our fictional world 'Cliftley', 'The Love Below' by Morty. The second ever story on the podcast!

Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday.

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Dave & Morty are back with Episode 15! All the usual randomness and some deep conversation at times for your ear holes!

Sleep Paralysis, prison sentences, visiting lost loved ones in VR & stoned felines. No stone is left unturned.

Enjoy! X

Tune in live every Sunday at 4PM GMT via our Twitch channel (twitch.tv/ehpdaveandmorty) to see all new episodes as soon as they air. Otherwise, catch the Spotify, SoundCloud and YouTube drop every Wednesday.

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