The Equalizers

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  • Heartstrings

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 11, Heartstrings

    Aired on CBS: December 17, 1986
    Directed by: Russ Mayberry
    Written by : Loraine Despres
    Featuring: Michele Dotrice (Edward Woodward's real life wife!), David Margulies, Mickey, Control

    With a title like this, you know this episode is explicitly designed to tug at your heartstrings. And tug it does! And who's there to help? None other than Michele Dotrice whom Edward Woodward marries the month after this episode airs! Not only that, but the real life married couple Loraine Despres and Carleton Eastlake worked on the script together! The plot does not disappoint: a stolen newborn baby, the sordid world of baby brokerages, and Mickey's soon-to-be iconic (probably) diversion techniques. Show note: Chuck apologizes for the frog in his throat and referring to the Dotrice family as Doltrice several times but oddly not every time.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • The Cup

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 10:The Cup

    Aired on CBS: December 10, 1986
    Directed by: Mario DiLeo
    Written by : Carleton Eastlake, Andrew Sipes, David Jackson
    Featuring: Dennis Christopher (Breaking Away!), Keith Szarabajka (Mickey is back!), Caris Corfman, Earl Hindman (Wilson)

    Is tackling religion, the KGB, and Polish trade unions too much for one tv episode? Not for the Equalizer! And not only that, this episode marks the return of EQ's trigger happy sidekick Mickey Kostmayer! The two of them have to protect a priest (Mickey's brother, ooh, character development) who must keep his silence after a member of Solidarity confides in him. And the KGB's in there too giving the whole thing an Americans vibe. Top tier episode!

    Additional audion credit: bkarwowski, Stockwaves

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    1 hr 38 min
  • Tip On A Sure Thing

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 9: Tip On A Sure Thing

    Aired on CBS: December 3, 1986
    Directed by: Donald Petrie
    Written by : Scott Shepherd
    Featuring: Paul Gleason (Breakfast Club), Ted Ross, Roberts Blossom (Old man from Home Alone), Denise Dumont, Warner Wolf, Cleavant Derricks, Nestor Serrano

    Once again, the Equalizer is on location in New Jersey! This time at Monmouth Park after a jockey's son is kidnapped so that some bookies can win big. A nice departure for the Equalizer, and a nice departure point for us to discuss Star Trek 4 The Voyage Home, Rocky 4, Hot Shots, the Super Bowl Shuffle, and more. That's what's nice about The Equalizer, it's an inspiration.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • The Line

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 8: The Line

    Aired on CBS: November 26, 1986
    Directed by: Russ Mayberry
    Written by : Steve Volpe
    Featuring: Giancarlo Esposito, Mark Margolis, Novella Nelson, David Leary, Norman Parker, Joe Grifasi

    A meaty concept: The Equalizer goes up against a ragtag citizens patrol group. Between them, a vengeful brother, and the actual police, the show could reflect on different viewpoints and methods for doling out justice. But unfortunately we don't get much of that and those searching for larger themes might be left wanting. But there's still plenty of absurdity, some good bursts of action, a punchline to one of the few through stories (Jimmy's divorce), not to mention both Gus Fring and Hector Salamanca from Breaking Bad in the same episode! (unfortunately not in the same scene).

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    Credit: For Your Ambience (on youtube) for additional audio

    1 hr 15 min
  • Counterfire

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 7: Crossfire

    Aired on CBS:
    Directed by: Alan Metzger
    Written by : Scott Shepherd & Coleman Luck
    Featuring: Vincent D'Onofrio, Lisa Pelikan, Miguel Pinero

    "The best of season 2 so far." Heard it here first. After a few weeks of women in (creepy 80s) peril, we're back to a fun crazy Equalizer. He's been framed for murder! By Vincent D'Onofrio! Who's an arsonist! And the Equalizer has to be sprung from prison by Control! A lot of weird plot points, action scenes, gadgets, bold criminal psychology, and an ending which may hint at a new focus for the Equalizer in the future (or maybe not). Top tier Equalizer episode which of course means the topmost tier of television in general.

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    1 hr 32 min
  • Nightscape

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 6: Nightscape

    Aired on CBS: November 12, 1986
    Directed by: Aaron Lipstadt
    Written by : Carleton Eastlake
    Featuring: Frances Fisher, Thomas G. Waites, Matthew Cowles, Austin Pendleton, Lisa Banes, Mark Boone Jr.

    Look, we know. It's another plotline with a woman getting assaulted. This season's got a lot of those. But if we get past that, there's a lot of stuff to report on - like how EQ goes to a computer data friend to triangulate the criminals, or Equalizer getting uncharacteristically emotional. Or hey, the Equalizer's on a date! It's been a while! Good for him, he's found love and he's more in touch with himself. Let's just focus on that and forget everything else.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Shades of Darkness

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 5: Shades of Darkness

    Aired on CBS: November 5, 1986
    Directed by: Donald Petrie
    Written by : Jack V. Fogarty
    Featuring: William Sadler, Olympia Dukakis, Edward Binns

    The plot on its own: The Equalizer goes up against a crazy mercenary killer who framed a National Guardsmen for murder. Sure that's probably a passably entertaining hour of television. But if we know the Equalizer a) "crazy" will be over-the-top deranged evil b) the world of mercenaries will be portrayed purely for entertainment and not based in reality c) they'll throw in some other out-there details just to taste, in this case religion and the paranormal. Similarly we pack the podcast for maximum entertainment: scene reads, analysis, and Soldier of Fortune magazine.

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    1 hr 29 min
  • Joyride

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 4: Joyride

    Aired on CBS: October 29, 1986
    Directed by: Russ Mayberry
    Written by : Jim Trombetta, Charles Grant Craig
    Featuring: Christian Slater, Kristen Vigard, Cleavant Derricks, Eddie Jones, Ron O'Neal, Mark Margolis

    A 16 year old Christian Slater stars as Michael Winslow (just let that sink in for a minute) who stumbles into a dangerous world of drugs after taking joyride in a hearse which contains a coffin filled with crack. I mean, do we still need to keep describing this episode? It should go without saying that this world of drugs is nowhere near reality. Also the Equalizer is at his most bloodthirsty, just going around murdering criminals. Another can't miss episode.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • A Community of Civilized Men

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 3: A Community of Civilized Men

    Aired on CBS: October 22, 1986
    Directed by: Alan Metzger
    Written by : Daniel Pyne, Scott Shepherd
    Featuring: Jennifer Grey, Tammy Grimes, Zach Grenier

    Listen. Episode 2 of season 2 was amazing. Episode 4 is amazing too. But they're not all winners. You'd think an episode starring Jennifer Grey which aired halfway Ferris Bueller and Dirty Dancing would be can't miss TV. Every show is entitled to a dip in quality every once in a while. But is it so bad it's good? Is it an underappreciated gem? Yeah I guess and probably not, respectively. But are we still here recapping it? Man, we had a hazy few years where we were accepting deals with gypsies and witches left and right and we're still sorting through a lot of paperwork, but yes yes we're still here.

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    1 hr 37 min
  • Nocturne

    The Equalizer Season 2 Episode 2: Nocture

    Aired on CBS: October 15, 1986
    Directed by: Richard Compton
    Written by : Carleton Eastlake
    Featuring: Ashford and Simpson (yes the musical duo who gave us Solid as a Rock), Jessica Harper (Suspiria), Michael Parks (Kill Bill)

    True, it's getting harder to watch old Equalizers lately: it's somehow disappeared from Roku apps and nbc.com is sometimes flaky ( https://www.nbc.com/the-equalizer ), BUT this is one jam-packed entertaining episode that needs to be seen. And yes sure true, the larger plot of this episode is a pretty rough (a woman hears the voice of her attacker who made her blind), BUT see what flowers are at your feet: a powerhouse cast; poetry analysis (which our own Chris Daniels guides us through); a blockbuster-grade plot to find the attacker through voice recognition; and, the purple jumpsuited elephant in the room, an extended musical performance by Ashford and Simpson! Absolutely not to be missed.

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    1 hr 57 min

About The Equalizers

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The Equalizer aired on CBS from 1985 to 1989. It inspired two Denzel Washington movies and a reboot with Queen Latifah, but the original series with Edward Woodward is largely forgotten (It can be streamed on nbc.com or the NBC Roku app. Your move, Peacock). In a perfect world, it would receive all the nostalgic love of your MacGyver, your Magnum PI, your A Team, your Knight Rider. The premise - a retired special agent puts an ad in the paper to help those who feel the odds are against them (take that, paper clips and talking cars). Never heard of it? Not a problem. Vince, Chris, and Chuck take a deep dive into the show one episode at a time - incredibly absurd plots, well-known guest stars in every episode (sometimes 4 or 5!), and all other aspects of this show that make it a true hidden gem.