The Equalizers

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  • Dead Drop

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 15: Dead Drop

    Aired on CBS: January 22, 1986
    Directed by: Donald Petrie
    Written by : Maurice Hurley & Joel Surnow
    Featuring: Everybody... Mickey, Jimmy, Sterno, Dana, Saul Rubinek annoying Jason, and Robert Lansing as Control is back! Also Robin Curtis, James Eckhouse (90210), Roma Maffia, and Robert O'Reilly (Gowron).

    A florist unrealistically falls into danger with an unrealistic organization specializing in the hazily-defined criminal network of dead drops. But whatever, the important thing is that this is a big great "gang's all here" epsisode. For this nonsense case, Robert is calling all his agency friends (Mickey, Jimmy, Sterno, Dana), battling Jason the annoying agency guy, and checking in his old friend Control. The odd plot is overshadowed by watching the Equalizer lead a team of all his agency buds. And then at the end, he goes up against the dad of Brandon and Brenda Walsh.

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    2 hr 25 min
  • Out of the Past

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 14: Out of the Past

    Aired on CBS: January 15, 1986
    Directed by: Richard Compton
    Written by : Cyrus Nowrasteh
    Featuring: legend Sandy Dennis (as ex Mrs Equalizer), Stephen McHattie (Elaine Benes' psychiatrist), Barry Primus, Brad Dourif (Cuckoo's Nest!), Jasmine Guy (Whitley! in her first post-Fame role), Sylvia Miles, super cool James Gammon (Major League), Dan Moran

    The Equalizer defending the current husband... of his ex-wife! Against a crazy dude just out of prison who has a cough... and it's fatal. The problem of this episode we've seen the Equalizer solve before, but the cast is great in this one - some legends, some up-and-comers, all very strong. This episode is the first one aired in 1986 after a few weeks off over the holidays, and they came in swinging.

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    2 hr 31 min
  • Back Home

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 13: Back Home

    Aired on CBS: December 18, 1985
    Directed by: Alan Metzger
    Written by : Neil Cohen
    Featuring: Frank Converse, Charles Hallahan (The Thing, Hunter), Marisa Berenson (Barry Lyndon), Jude Ciccolella, Helen Hanft ("the Ethel Merman of off-off-Broadway"), Allen Swift (voice of Underdog's Simon Bar-Sinister), Jordan Marder, and NFL great Fred Williamson (back for another episode!)

    Equalizer Christmas episode! Like all classic Christmas stories (Wonderful Life, Christmas Carol), this one oddly revolves around crusty old bankers. To add Equalizer flair, this banker is also the negligent landlord of some pleasant old "geezers"... and an aspiring arsonist... and hires a hit against his wife. A lot to dissect in this one, like opening individually wrapped Russian dolls.

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    2 hr 13 min
  • Reign of Terror

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 12: Reign of Terror

    Aired on CBS: December 11, 1985
    Directed by: Richard Compton
    Written by : Steve Bello
    Featuring: Lonette McKee (Brewster's Millions), Fred Williamson (NFL great), Immanuel Pena, and Paul "My name's Paul and this is between y'all" Calderon

    The Equalizer has to save a health clinic in the slum from being overrun by a glam apocalyptic street gang, and all without using a gun. Not because he lost his whole arsenal of guns or anything, but the new doctor in town insists... and because he's had some rare troubled thoughts about his past aided by a theatrical pantomime shooting gallery where ex-agents go to think.

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    2 hr 35 min
  • Desperately

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 11: Desperately

    Aired on CBS: December 4, 1985
    Directed by: Donald Petrie (Mystic Pizza!)
    Written by : Charles Grant Craig
    Featuring: Blanche Baker, Tovah Feldshuh, Ray Sharkey, David Margulies, Jack Gilpin, Carlos Carrasco, Roma Maffia

    We've seen it before - a woman looking for an escape from her boring household goes into the city, then within an hour is in way over her head. In this case, she's the target of a trained assassin! Luckily her friend knows of this guy called the Equalizer who can help protect her, take on the larger assassin racket, and maybe even help her marriage. Some great stuff, including Robert McCall consulting Dana, the expert on the seedy underbelly of New York City.

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    2 hr 17 min
  • Bump and Run

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 10: Bump and Run

    Aired on CBS: November 20, 1985
    Directed by: Richard Compton
    Written by : Jim Trombetta
    Featuring: Meat Loaf, Brian Bedford (voice of Disney's Robin Hood!), Mark Linn-Baker (Cousin Larry!), Charles Dutton (Roc), Nathan George (Cuckoo's Nest) and Keith Szarabajka (Mickey!)

    The Equalizer often butts heads with the police department for doing the work he feels they should be doing. His judgemental eye turns to the city courthouse this episode after a client of his needs protection from two vengeful bump-and-runners. Also on his plate (get this) - a serial killer who believes he's acting with the same moral code as the Equalizer! Also Robert's loyal cohort Mickey makes his triumphant return, this time showcasing his softer side as he falls in love with the woman he's protecting. Lotta levels in this one.

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    2 hr 31 min
  • Mama's Boy

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 9: Mama's Boy

    Aired on CBS: November 13, 1985
    Directed by: James Sheldon
    Written by : Heywood Gould
    Featuring: Christine Baranski, Adam Horovitz (Ad Rock from the Beastie Boys!), Alex Winter (Bill of Bill and Ted!), Bob Gunton (the Shawshank warden!)

    Folks, this one is must see TV. It's got so many elements of a great Equalizer episode - several celebrities, bad guys who can't stop talking how bad they are, a ludicrous portrayal of the world of crime, and a complicated Equalizer plan that makes no sense (but does include him deep undercover as a suave player in the drug scene). It's got family strife, martial arts, and one of the most memorably bizarre scenes of the show to date.

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    2 hr 33 min
  • The Distant Fire

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 8: The Distant Fire

    Aired on CBS: November 6, 1985
    Directed by: Alan Metzger
    Written by : Robert Sabaroff
    Featuring: Jon DeVries, Alberta Watson (La Femme Nikita), Saul Rubinek (1st of 3 appearances), Bill Cobbs, Mark Margolis (Jimmy has more divorce woes), Frank Adonis

    The Equalizer teams with a hitman to save the life of a woman they were both romantically involved with! Take a guess, of the three men - Robert McCall; a hitman; her current husband, an embassador - which one she loves most? And can never shake from her mind after all these years. Also there's a new personality at the agency who is not a fan of McCall. And a chase on an aircraft carrier. Top tier TV!

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    2 hr 24 min
  • The Children's Song

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 7: The Children's Song

    Aired on CBS: October 30, 1985
    Written by: Howard Chesley
    Directed by: Richard Compton

    Robert McCall and his son Scott (William Zabka) are off to a cabin to chop some wood and have a special talk. But soon they have to protect a hitchiking woman (Dana Barrow, Audrey Griswald!) -- and themselves! -- from a bunch of country hoodlums (led by Bradley Whitford!). Also Ed O'Neil and Kelso from Scrubs! The story is narrower in focus than previous episodes, but that just makes the plotholes that much bigger.

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    2 hr 21 min
  • The Confirmation Day

    The Equalizer Season 1 Episode 6: The Confirmation Day

    Aired on CBS: October 23, 1985
    Story by : Eric Blakeney & Gene Miller
    Teleplay by : Edward Adler & Heywood Gould
    Directed by: Richard Colla

    Louie Ganucci (Burt Young!) gets involved in the dumbest heist and needs protection against the local mob boss (Joseph Wiseman - Dr No!). Louie's son (Ilan Mitchell-Smith - Weird Science!) brings in the Equalizer to mediate as only he knows how - go right to the highest bad guy with an elaborate plan that could only work within this show's specific fictional universe. Also there's some other team of bad guys.... and a 3 minute second plotline about a Norma Desmond type.

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    2 hr 7 min

About The Equalizers

From the publisher's feed

The Equalizer aired on CBS from 1985 to 1989. It inspired two Denzel Washington movies and a reboot with Queen Latifah, but the original series with Edward Woodward is largely forgotten (It can be streamed on nbc.com or the NBC Roku app. Your move, Peacock). In a perfect world, it would receive all the nostalgic love of your MacGyver, your Magnum PI, your A Team, your Knight Rider. The premise - a retired special agent puts an ad in the paper to help those who feel the odds are against them (take that, paper clips and talking cars). Never heard of it? Not a problem. Vince, Chris, and Chuck take a deep dive into the show one episode at a time - incredibly absurd plots, well-known guest stars in every episode (sometimes 4 or 5!), and all other aspects of this show that make it a true hidden gem.