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Topics:

*More on the hilarity of "Half-black Neal"

*All kids are fuck heads.

*Illness still making your old pal, EZ feel like balls.

*The Red Wings are starting to suck again.

*I got new lights in the studio and it's messing with people.

*You gotta have goals!

*I had a discussion with The NFK about him not washing his asshole.

*My trip to Charity Scam Mike's for Thanksgiving was cancelled.

*Parker is the third member of "Team Knuckle Dragger" at the YMCA. He busted me about my workouts.

*Home cams capture ex nfl player Zac Stacy beating up the mother of his child in front of the kid

*Idiot dad tackles ref after penalty called on son.

*Dear Meathead BTYB JM Synthetics. Dad breaks down magnets, farmers, marital issues, extraterrestrial life and snow mobiles in Iran.

*Sol wrote in with a shit email that I addressed.

*The sickening story of why a band nobody has heard of is changing their name.

*A man's seizures were caused by a tapeworm eating brain meat in his head

*The idea on Twitch of "raiding" other people's shows.

*Marilyn Manson has a plexiglass "rape prison" in his home

*A real rock bottom moment for a dude stuck in a wall in Syracuse NY

*Asshole of the Day brought to you by JM Synthetics and TC Paintball

*I did my first "raid" on Twitch. I sent the audience to a show featuring several Spanish speaking dudes.

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1 – 0:00:00 – Spit-take on Dear Meathead yesterday (3 boys). Critiquing Doane’s new radio show & his hot takes on show planning (Doane’t worry aboat it).

2 – 0:26:38 – Word of the day: Millennial.

3 – 0:32:42 – Bang the Drum; Kick your boss in the face kinda day. WLAV garage sale. Julius hates pants. Julius doesn’t Trick or Treat.

4 – 0:47:25 – Tom from Gun Lake. Sports updates. Julius blamed for Eric failing at print.

5 – 0:58:38 – Deepwater Horizon. Ryder Cup putting debacle. Tiger Woods kicked out or photo op. Brought to you by.

6 – 1:09:43 – Road Rage in West Michigan. Julius not listening. Pizza delivery robberies in Wyoming.

7 – 1:20:04 – Lou Baron & The New Lover in studio (Steve Kelso’s ArtPrize band).

8 – 1:33:47 – Super fast Sports Updates. Talking movies with Ron VT.

9 – 1:46:13 – Vetoing Rebecca Black. Doane’s drunk talk. Gutless twat in Holland. GVSU assault updates.

10 – 2:04:53 – Where are they now: Verne Troyer (Mini-Me). Revisit Meathead spit-take from Segment 1. Chef Chad Idema from Grill One Eleven talking about Sweet Deal. Sports updates.

11 – 2:24:27 – 10 minutes with Huge & getting under Huge’s skin. Listener Derek weeps for Twix. Four dudes and a lady.

12 – 2:39:59 – Name that movie character challenge.

13 – 2:56:01 – Gravy & Rachael from HotFM in studio Ice Cube wins Friday song.

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Topics:

*I missed doing the show Wednesday because I had to go get a COVID test. Some jackass on FB tried to beat me up about getting tested. WTF?

*Year 2 of The Great Food Giveaway is happening!

*Harbor Humane has a new resale shop. More info here.

*The Bennett Flooring Installation Great Flooring Giveaway is going to be awesome and there's new news concerning this!

*I took Lincoln my one-eyed cat to the vet. He was diagnosed as fat as fuck.

*Diana gave me a task to complete today concerning The NFK.

*Many sports assholes to talk about today.

*EX-NBA player Corey Benjamin's daughter is an absolute menace.

*Duke's Coach K's grandson plays for the Blue Devils and drives drunk according to cops

*Speaking of drunk idiots, Henry Ruggs III apparently isn't satisfied with just killing people while driving drunk.

*"Let's Kill" with Kyle from Dumpster Divers! Kyle is still ripping Jared Goff a new one.

*Awesome, Leaked audio of Georgia head football coach, Kirby Smart firing up the team at halftime.

*John Gruden is suing the NFL.

*Some teacher at Old Dominion wants says the word pedophile isn't appropriate for adults who are attracted to kids, but don't actually commit crimes

*Asshole of the Day brought to you by JM Synthetics and TC Paintball

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Topics:

*"Hey, let's take bets on what Eric wears on this podcast!"

*I met with The Michigan Army National Guard yesterday.

*Day nine of "The EZSP Don't Eat Like an Asshole - Diet"

*The visit to the gym brought me a new bench press record and watching a crazy man rant.

*Update on "The 2021 Great Food Giveaway."

*A cabby in England thwarted a terror attack by keeping the bomber in the locked cab.

*World's biggest shithead liable in lawsuit brought by parents of Sandy Hook massacre victims

*Madison's boyfriend is earning points. Also, Madison wants to join a sorority and the whole family says "no."

*Russia may have fucked up the world after a missile test in space

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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Topics:

*The Lions tie! What the hell kind of a kick was that? My god.

*How did your old pal, Eric Zane do with the diet this weekend?

*Jackie's tire repair led to some super stupid moments.

*It was off to confession for the QOTF and me this weekend. All the gory details, plus Diana had a horrible gaffe.

*I went back in time to 2016 for some old "Meatheadisms" with my Dad

*Rick from TC Paintball fills us in on his teams performance at The World Series of Paintball.

*A band you HAD never heard of called Brass Against, now popular after chick singer pees on dude's face on stage.

*I may have to go back to confession after a neighborhood incident.

*The grossest, most satisfying video of ear wax removal you will ever see.

*The Judge in the Rittenhouse trial is getting hammered for Asian hate for saying he hopes lunch isn't late.

*Show and tell. Mike Ball is a sore winner and I got a piece of equipment and a show suggestion sent to me in the mail.

*Asshole of the Day brought to you by JM Synthetics and TC Paintball

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1 – 0:00:00 – Northern lights. Eric shorts Mortgage company.

2 – 0:14:14 – Twix feedback. Eric wants to designate drive the Cumulus girls. Tim Tebow homerun. Julius hates love and shuts down Doane. Brought to you by. Minority spokesman Julius.

3 – 0:36:06 – Broken Mary. Yelling at TVs.

4 – 0:43:04 – Why all the hate Julius? Sports updates. Fistfight bubbling under.

5 – 0:55:08 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – 1:04:51 – Emailer Tim’s hot take. Clinton-Trump challenge explanation. Doane starting radio show with no plan. Doane is hyper.

7 – 1:21:29 – Clinton-Trump challenge.

8 – 1:42:09 – Make sure to call. Sports updates.

9 – 1:53:47 – Trapped in a flood. More Gary Johnson Aleppo moments. A Zebra skinned blazer.

10 – 2:05:31 – Dear Meathead -- Meathead-ism of the segment: “A magnet is a sucking situation. If you got strong breath that you can suck in air, you can take a 5-pound ball in your mouth”.

11 – 2:21:56 – Magnets, embellishments, and threesomes. Unwanted sexytime at GVSU. Rawdog almost wrecks Julius. Sexual assault softens the blow. Jeremy asks for a Live Show.

12 – 2:42:22 – This day in Florida.

13 – 2:53:18 – Friday songs. What the hell happened on Dear Meathead?

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1 – 0:00:00 – Eric’s rabbit Twix died last night; a sensitive ginger cries and gouges his forehead.

2 – 0:19:45 – Big Daddy Arthur Penhallow comes inside. Breaking down Friday songs.

3 – 0:30:22 –  - Start at 0:40:57 to skip directly to segment 4

4 – 0:40:57 – Tom from Gun Lake. News anchor laughs at Goat Man. Sports updates.

5 – 0:54:10 – Warren Zevon documentary. Elon Musk SpaceX & colonizing Mars.

6 – 1:09:20 – Roundabouts scare Eric. Julius-boom.

7 – 1:18:22 – Lady driver blows a 0.371 on breathalyzer; blows 0.383 later in the day. Revisiting Twix from segment 1. Sports updates.

8 – 1:33:41 – Interview with Johnny and Jeff Agar (training for Kona Ironman).

9 – 1:55:03 – Follow-up discussion on last segment when Eric breaks his microphone.

10 – 2:00:50 – Burglars pork on the couch and gets caught. 10 minutes with Huge.

11 – 2:14:15 – Wayland: Get a little. Proposal goes wrong on jumbotron. Little kid captivates the audience. Sports updates.

12 – 2:31:02 – Jeremy’s eulogy for Twix. iPhone’s no longer have head-phone jacks. Trolling people to drill holes in their phone. Julius: tease blower.

13 – 2:40:53 – To be continued meme. Cop does something nice for arrest warranted dude. Zane admits to sabotage. Flint water money threatens to shut down government. Obama & Seacrest. Doane proves it won’t work.

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*How did the Spartans fuck everything up.

*Jessica's recovering from COVID.

*Some discussion on how Ben and I are both fat fucks.

*Ben's health issues.

*Ben self diagnoses and prescribes his own medicine.

*Some discussion about hiring a hooker.

*An attempt at audience karaoke.

*We discuss what it's like raising a daughter.

*A stupid conversation about shit we stick in our ears leads to the play by play of a gross, yet satisfying video of some got getting 50 years of impacted ear wax removed.  You gotta see this!!

*Bet on Ben!

*Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes

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Topics:

*Covid started in China about 2 years ago this month.

*My podcast was tailor made for a pandemic.

*Sorry for the ads during the Twitch stream. I'm trying to get it corrected.

*"Emotes" and "badges" are coming.

*Drama last night as Princess of the Forest, Jackie got a flat tire and needed assistance. No spare. WTF?

*How the flat tire occurred is a point of discussion.

*Last night, pandemonium broke out at 2:30 in the morning when a bomb (or so I thought) went off outside of the house. Holy shit.

*Dave 5 for "Not Eating Like an Asshole."

*Mike Ball scared the shit out of me at the gym.

*It's hot dog night at the rink tonight.

*Joe Biden's latest gaffe is a doozy!

*Two Celestial Excitement stories: 1) NASA saying a massive asteroid is "potentially dangerous." 2) Pilots who saw UFO's got radiation burns.

*Lebron thinks Kyle Rittenhouse was fake crying

*Kadarius Toney doubles down on Henry Ruggs III support

*Gene Simmons calls anti vaxxers and unvaccinated "evil"

*Robert Cray explains why he cut ties with Eric Clapton

*Reason 1,437,475 why you should get vaccinated.

*Asshole of the Day brought to you by JM Synthetics and TC Paintball

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