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*The Dutchess of New Jersey (Kate) feels my pain when it comes to eating shitty food.

*When the emotional side of Madison affects her mood, she's learned to avoid talking to your old pal, Eric Zane.

*The Ben and Eric Patreon Podcast happens tonight!

*Sooner or later, I have to start preparing for the first ever, Zaniac Apprciation Party.

*Zaniac and pal, Richard Francisco is a sponsor of the show. However, his sponsorship is quite unique. I'm trying to get audience members to check out / buy his art, or commission him to create a unique piece of art. Find out more on Richard here and here.

*Richard Francisco's dog, Charlie is a homicidal maniac. See Charlie Here.

*An update on my ridiculous tax issue. "The Ginz" to the rescue!

*Ed Ryan from Radio INK is going to interview me Friday LIVE on the podcast.

*The legendary, "Big Dick" Don Veltman joined me on the show. You may remember Don as being the owner of Back Alley Comedy Club. If the pandemic wasn't bad enough for him, comedy booking agency, Funny Business decided they wanted to dry rape Don's asshole. Don rolled with it and is kicking ass as he restarts comedy in West Michigan. Get more info on upcoming shows at Back Alley Comedy Club HERE.

*Amazing presser by Cup winning Lightening player, Nikita Kucherov.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*Thank you for the birthday wishes.

*The back half of yesterday was full of stressors. First, I learned that Daisy needs surgery. No biggee. I'm sure she'll be fine...I'm also prepared to pay for it. However, The following stressor, a letter from the IRS nearly spun me out.

*Apparently Stuttering John wasn't Stuttering John.

*While I generally think Lebron is an idiot, I think he was in the right in this moment.

*Idiot Mike Ball weighs in on the Lebron James incident with another horrible opinion because he's stupid.

*Dear Meathead" Brought to you by JM Synthetics. Dad looks back on my birth with a surprising bit of information about what he may have been doing upon my birth.

*Fastest woman in world, Sha'Carri Richardson kept off US Olympic 4x100 relay team

*Heavyweight boxer Deontay Wilder has shitty form when benching but is pleased with his effort.

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*If you're coming to the Zaniac listener appreciation party, I have some advice for you if you meet The NFK.

*It was a long, stinky weekend with The NFK. I had to tell him to do something awkward.

*The long holiday weekend

*The Queen of the Forest left me to hang out with friends on Mackinac Island. I hate that place.

*DO NOT let The NFK kiss you.

*DO NOT refer to The NFK as "The NFK" when you see him.

*I have now destroyed three bumpers since I started using a car dolly.

*I almost got into a fist fight with some asshole when we were Up North.

*The QOTF joins me to discuss the almost fight and then drops a bomb with a theory about The NFK,

*O'Neill is a pedigree. Apparently a designer dog is a "German Beagle."

*Patreon preview.

*While in Grayling, I met up with Zaniac Justin F from Charlevoix. He brought gifts for The NFK. I wish the gift was soap.

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Here's what happened on the full show available on my Patreon.

1 – 0:00:00 – Eric forgot Doane is out today. Doane sleeping on air debacle from yesterday – must be on Molly. Jessica is in for Doane. Life straw.

2 – 0:20:21 – Avoiding jail by climbing the ceiling.

3 – 0:29:38 – Doane creeps on Jodie Foster (audio bit).

4 – 0:38:27 – Muller Good-bye lunch from yesterday; Huge tosses salad; Salad shooter Huge. Sports updates.

5 – 0:52:14 – 10 minutes with Huge.

6 – 1:06:23 – Name that movie. Sports updates.

7 – 1:29:24 – Jenny Garone in for Ron talking movies.

8 – 1:39:05 – DNC wraps up; Kareem Abdul-Jabbar with a racist joke.

9 – 1:51:39 – King of collateral damage. Replay of Tyler Doane meeting Jodie Foster from segment 3. Dutch are giant people. Sports updates.

10 – 2:19:49 – Glaze from a Krispy Kreme donut equals meth.

11 – 2:32:42 – Melania Trump controversy.

12 – 2:43:42 – Rolling Stones Rice Krispies commercial. Drinking stories about Andre the Giant. Finishing on Doane.

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1 – 0:00:00 – Inhaling Quaker Oats. More details emerge on Julius’s dog situation at apartment. Julius family food history. Doane paying people to do his job. Flea-gate updates.

2 – 0:19:30 – Tigers. Devos Performance Hall is not Soaring Eagle Casino. Scrotal Recall. Doane falls asleep again.

3 – 0:30:25 – Clinton Emails & Trump press conference.

4 – 0:39:14 – Miscellaneous Trump talks. Zane Games coming. Sports updates.

5 – 0:54:00 – Getting up early sucks. Ice bucket challenge paying off. McCormick interrupts the show with Eric’s dirty oatmeal bowl. Pretty big flash.

6 – 1:06:08 – Guy arrested in Phoenix; burns face on hot asphalt – sounds like Homer. White Dreadlocks can’t be dirty. Is Doane sleeping again?

7 – 1:19:37 – 5-in-10 challenge. Sports updates.

8 – 1:33:47 – Joel Langlois talking about Pence at Deltaplex tonight.

9 – 1:47:39 – Eric spits a load. Rednecks in Tennessee butthurt by Hibachi cook. “I was awake; I just had my eye’s closed”.

10 – 1:59:12 – 10 minutes with Huge.

11 – 2:21:41 – Base of the pyramid. Odds your kid becomes a pro-athlete.

12 – 2:30:45 – More DNC coverage; butt-buddies with Biden.

13 – 2:41:48 – Burning on the asphalt replay. John Hinckley Jr. obsession with Jodie Foster.

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David shares the story of the time he joined Bill Cosby on stage.

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*An update on what has to happen to The NFK for The 1st Annual EZSP Zaniac Bash.

*The NFK"s massive hernia catastrophe retold.

*Massive overreactions and carrying on in the house because of some prescription medicine issues for The NFK.

*I bring in The Queen of the Forest to get more info on prescription gate.

*It's an NFK intensive day as during the show, it's revealed he freaked out on his water bottle and called it a nasty name. The QOTF has to come back to tell this story.

*A big reveal that I at one time promised not to tell about The NFK.

*I like to check in with Kyle from Dumpster Divers from time to time. Today he revealed the story about when his parents found his pot for the first time.

*Ladies and gentlemen...Please welcome, Frank Fuss.

*Bill Cosby walks. I talk a lot about this nonsense.

*Friend of the show, comedian David Dyer joins me to give his first hand account of what it's like interacting with Bill Cosby and how much of an asshole he is.

*Judge denies Britney Spears. Dad is still in charge of the cash...kind of.

*An update on the idiot who caused the massive pileup at the Tour de France!

*Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics / TC Paintball

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*The dogs alerted me to a drowning mouse in the pool. Your old pal, Eric swooped in to help. It's not in my makeup to kill the mouse or let it die.

*This led to animal Zaniacs suggesting that I tell the story about the dreaded "hamster incident."

*The suggestion was made that I get "The Queen of the Forest" on to give her perspective from the day when I had to euthanize the hamster.

*Ed Ryan from Radio Ink Magazine reached out to me.

*I have a health update for The NFK.

*Video / audio from the Independence Pro Wrestling event where wrestler "Keith Creme" messed with "your old pal, Eric Zane." Click here for video.

*Dear Meathead" Brought to you by JM Synthetics. Dad has advice for someone owed money!

*A happy birthday "shout out" to Eric C. Your cheap ass pal, Brian wouldn't get you a Cameo.

*Kataluna Enriquez won Miss Nevade. She used to be a dude. She will now compete in Miss USA. To me, this is a reason to watch this shitty pageant. Also, I have so many questions.

*The chick who caused the massive pile up at the Tour de France is a fugitive.

*Mega fat ass Kim Jung Un sheds 30 pounds, citizens anguish over how "emaciated" he is

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