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*I got into a huge fight this morning with the Queen of the Forest.  This is so stupid.  She intentionally scared the shit out of me and I took it poorly.
*I smashed a deer while driving last night.
*More on my issues where some sick bastard tried to steal my identity and use my bank card.
*My day with Throat Slash Dale as I ventured to his lawyers office.  I thought I was supposed to be helping him get his license back.  However, it quickly got weird!
*Pro bowler Pete Weber has retired.  He's always been kind of an asshole, and he knows it.   Wait till you hear what he said when announcing his retirement.
*I got into a fight with The NFK over his GD disaster feet.
*The story about the chicks who assaulted a San Francisco Uber driver and what's going to happen to them after getting caught.
*Crazy lady in Texas who was arrested for refusing to leave a bank when she wouldn't mask up, arrested days later at Office Depot for same thing.
*Email of the Day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan
*Sharon Osbourne is getting thrown under the bus by her co hosts on "The Talk" for her friendship with Piers Morgan.
*The passing of Dick Hoyt.

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*Does your house have stacks of junk everywhere?  Mine does, and the QOTF loves to drop piles of it in the studio.
*The day started out rough as I had to deal with bank fraud and break up a fight.... all before 7AM!
*Throat Slash Dale has a big day planned! 
*A spirited vaccine debate between Zaniacs Nick and Amanda!
*Dear Meathead Brought to you by Jm Synthetics.  It's Meathead's 87th birthday!
*The ridiculous story of the "Serial Stowaway" and the hilarious way she was captured.
*We've all tormented substitute teachers when we were kids.  An old timer in California had the opposite happen to him.

Ride into work song - Queen of the Forest - Ted Nugent

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Topics:
*Weird day today as I was forced to start late.  I had to take The NFK to get a blood draw.  All good.
*I told the story of my Twitter war with Chad Zumock.  Chad's an idiot .  I can't stand this guy.  I was introduced to this fuck on Karl's, "Who Are These Podcasts?"  He really rubbed me the wrong way, so I let him have it.  He found out and we started the Twitter war.  Here's a clip of Zumock's standup.
*The Zaniacs are uniting to help Captain Bizarro on Saturday, 3/20.  Want to help?  Email me an RSVP [email protected]
*Sleep was again disturbed last night.  This time something terrifying woke me up.
*Somewhere in this podcast I had the shit scared out of me when Jackie snuck up on me. 
*Jackie hangs around to talk about the ridiculous cost for her upcoming heart procedure.
*I had a bit of an issue yesterday during the track workout.
*An update on the Escanaba, Michigan kid who was horribly roasted by his teacher in the local newspaper.
*Some sicko cheer mom goes the extra mile to try to get rival girls of her daughter kicked off the cheer team.
*Drew Brees kids were all excited that Dad will be spending more time with them.  Brees waited less than 24 hours to announce he's going to be just as busy.
*The Email of the Day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan featured Adam Balboa asking about a classic story to be retold.
*During the retelling of the story, I brought up the dynamic of having 15 year old Jackie dating college aged Ernie back in the day.  I had to get the POTF on the food to ask about this.
*The Asshole of the Day BTYB JM Synthetics and TC Paintball is awarded.

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Ride into work song: Life by the Drop - Stevie Ray Vaughn

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Topics:
*Thanks for everyone who made a purchase on during the re launch of my merch!  Sorry about the shipping charge.  Not fault.  I touch a little bit about how TeePublic (the platform the merch is on) charges what they charge.
*Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion had an explosive performance of WAP at the Grammys.  That damn song makes me so uncomfortable.  I cannot handle it.  I broke down the performance.
*The Princess of the Forest, Jackie had to kick some high school brat, boy ass over the weekend while reffing a soccer game.
*My sleep was again haunted by an absurd radio dream that featured an appearance by one of the Zaniacs in the dream.
*Doctors at a West Michigan hospital are in deep doo doo after posting pics of tumors and organs removed in surgery for a demented price is right game.
*A hilarious email of the day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.
*Some sicko mom in Nebraska decided to rape 11 and 12 year old boys who were pals with her daughter.
*Twisted, idiot Oklahoma high school basketball announcer drops profanity laced racist tirade on girls bb team, blames his diabetes.
*Asshole of the Day

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*Ride in Song: Here We Go - RUN-DMC (Live at the Funhouse, NYC - 1984)

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!:

1 – Pedo classic rock. Doane show notes with impressions.2 – Too damn cute to be a minute over 13. Setting up Ted Lindsay interview (Gordie Howe line mate).3 – Blue Bridge Ride & Bus Stop Karaoke details.4 – Julius drank hard at wedding over the weekend; Photo of Julius made his phone look like a huge dong.5 – Celebrity Name Game.6 – Celebrity Name Game continues. Rumors of Richard Simmons pulling a Caitlyn Jenner. What is LGBTQ?7 – 10 minutes with Huge.8 – What foods make you gag? Water Chestnuts made young Eric barf. Ernie tries eel sushi.9 - Ted Lindsay interview about Gordie Howe.10 – Post talk after Ted Lindsay interview with callers. Misspelling Wade Phillips SuperBowl ring. Sports updates.11 – Orlando shootings. Queen with Adam Lambert dedication. Conan O’Brien Orlando monologue. More details on Orlando.12 – Eric gets blowback from Facebook live comment yesterday. Trump turns 70. Meathead is Galdalf the White. Vote for me - Tyler Doane.13 – Celebrity Name Game.

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Here's what happened on the show:

*We had a whole slew of live audience members on "The ZOOM!"  It was like a live audience.  The 7 or 8 people we had was twice the amount of people who've laughed at one of Ben's open mic appearances.  

*Ben was almost massively injured or even possibly killed at work.  He tells that story.

*Ben's latest comedy effort had him driving 50-60 miles for his time on stage.  Was it worth it?  

*Kenney decided to show the audience how much pizza he could eat and shitty hard cider he could drink.  You could actually hear his tits growing as he consumed.

*We played "Bet on Ben."  Lots of high point moments from the game.

*Finally, another round of "Ben's Shitty Twitter Jokes" went down.  

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*Merch is back!  T shirts, long sleeve, short sleeve, different blends, many colors, many styles, coffee mugs, bumper stickers.  Check out the merch HERE!
*Your old pal Eric Zane busted his ass at F45 yesterday!
*The NFK and I continued our world tour of area doctors yesterday.  This marks our third doctor's appointment in 4 days.  This did not disappoint.  One bit of awkwardness stands out. 
*Later on in the night, a revelation about the NFK just before bedtime put me on edge.  I actually could not sleep as I was very worried.  It seems The NFK has some MAJOR foot issues.  This is all very gross.  I'll explain.
*My sleep was also marred by ridiculous nightmares that have to do with radio.  Recurring dreams have always been part of my brain.
*Want to play "Bet on Ben?"  You don't have to be on Patreon to join us.  Simply email [email protected] to join the fun.
*"Kyle Fade!"  Denmark Public TV is a disaster.  They have a TV show where moms and dads get nude in front of 10-12 year old kids and have the kids ask them questions about their genitals.
*Kentucky senate says you can't tell a cop he's acting like an asshole.
*Win a year of Patreon with Patriot Nick's Zoom Trivia.  It Happens Saturday, 3/13/21 at 6PM.  Click here to sign up.
*Email of the day BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.  Jeremy The Gay has some thoughts on the Calvin LGBTQ+ disaster.

Ride into work song: Climb to Safety - Widespread Panic

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Here's what happened on the full show available on Patreon!: 

1 – Orlando shootings (‘The Voice’ Christina Grimmie & Pulse nightclub).2 – Doane impressions are more popular that Doane himself. Gran Fondo & Blue Bridge ride coming soon.3 – Homeless William wants a ride.4 – Bus Stop Karaoke details. Sports updates.5 – More Orlando shooting coverage.6 – Eric stories from Grand Rapids Triathlon over weekend (Bike crash, making the course your bitch, & Pellerito signs).7 – 10 minutes with Huge.8 – Billy Crystal / Bill Clinton eulogy for Muhammad Ali.9 – Remembering Gordie Howe.10 – American RV covers Audioboom bill; hope Doane remembers to add their commercial. Eric Zane Show Blue Bridge Ride details. Revisiting Homeless William audio from earlier. Sports updates.11 – Listeners call in regarding Orlando shootings. More Orlando coverage.12 – Mass shooting statistics for 2016 so far. More listeners call in.13 – Game of Thrones – Battle of the Bastards hype. Catching catfish.

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Topics:
*The NFK and I had an adventure yesterday in getting him to his doctors appointment.  Good thing we left for the appt. early!  The usual circumstance of rage-filled muttering and hilarity happened in this one.
*My sleep was ruined by high school drama, and numerous, loud biological functions.
*A local college is embroiled in a bit of controversy as some asshole students decide to show how judge-ee they are.
*The Cuomo story keeps getting scuzzier as yet another lady says he groped her.
*"The Minimum Wage Wars" continue as Tyler fires back with another "Email of the day" BTYB ForeverLawn West Michigan.
*Maniac kills wife, puts her on couch Christmas morning so the kids can think that Mom's watching them open presents.
*Lady tries finding birth father, finds out he's a fugitive axe murderer.

Ride into work song: I Like It - Foxy Shazam

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