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*So yesterday was weird.  I had to navigate my Dad being in a bit of a mood yesterday.  He was rather agitated and confused.  No biggee.  It comes with the territory.  However, things kind of got off the rails as I picked up Mom who was quick to throw my step Dad, Wally under the bus about some drama about not being able to find something.
*I need to focus more when driving my mom to her radiation appointments.  I kind of was a mess getting her there yesterday.
*I talk about a moment a few days ago where Jackie and Diana sat me down for a talk.  I was scared shitless as this had all the markings of a "major family announcement." 
*George Stepha whats his name's slob wife says she wants to watch porno with her teen girls.
*I'm excited for my art project with Harbor Humane.
*Kanye's coming unglued again and Kim is talking about it.
*Buff patriots try to show governor that gyms need to open, by showing that they don't need a gym to work out? Wait, what?
*Joe Martinez is at it again with the latest installment of our "Forbidden Spanish" series.

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*A recap of my catastrophe Tuesday.  I felt like Ray Liotta playing the part of Henry Hill in Goodfellas.  Remember when he was driving around in that massive, rust colored Caddy, coked up and staring in the sky while driving and looking for helicopters?  While not coked up, I felt that stressed.
*My God, Trump.  Sometimes, the shit you say is beyond stupid.  Though I'll vote for him, sometimes he chooses the shittiest words.  I give you, the "I wish her well" fiasco.
*Apparently, no lives matter in Chicago.  Horrible, mass shooting yesterday.  Maniacs shoot up a FUNERAL, drive by style.  My take on this story.
*Former Detroit Lion tight end, Eric Ebron is still cutting the Lions on social media, years (and 2 teams) later from his departure. Sports reporter, Zach Harig from my local Fox affilate (Fox 17) was involved and Ebron went after him!  I got Zach on to discuss that and a bunch of other topics.  Find Zach on Twitter @FOX17Zach
*Just prior to calling Zach, my Dad opened up the door of the RV and he was a little confused and agitated.  As you know, Dad has dementia.  There are good and bad days.  Today's not really a great day, so patience is the key.
*Some idiot, saw bones, kook, hippy doc who works out of his shithole house, is accused of raping one of his "patients."  Leon Hendrix from WOOD TV8 was there to ask him the hard quesions as he bonded out.

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*Major snafu was discovered just before this podcast was recorded.  Balls!
*The wild goose chase I went on yesterday to get my blood drawn.  And when it finally happened, a big surprise was in store for me!
*So weiner kid called in with a fake excuse to get out of work.  This was a bad deal as moron kid screwed things up for a lot of people.
*A 20 year old bro near where I live caused a crazy accident because of something a lot of us do while driving.
*Cam Newton is a douchebag
*The strange and horrible story of the a shooting of federal judge's husband and son is horrific and bizarre.
*Some chick in Mexico has nerves of steel as a bear sniffs her hair.

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*A recap of the final day of vacation.  Diana and I were at what appeared to be the top of the world. Somehow, we got service to livestream from on top of "Charlie's Bunion"
*Amazingly, we were prepared for the ensuing monsoon that hit and turned the Appalachian Trail into a waterfall at our feet.
*The ride home was long, but we did it and witnessed a guy having a very bad day.
*It'll be an interesting week for the show this week as we'll be changing setting again.
*Make sure you come and hang out with Diana and me at Great Legs Winery, Brewery, Distillery.
*Why is there one gallon of my urine in the fridge?
*Queen of the Forest checks in.
*Captain Tom is now Sir Tom.
*My new favorite podcast is "Who Are These Podcasts."  Holy shit.  This podcast is a show where the hosts play clips of shitty podcasts and beat the shit out of them.  I simultaneously love this show while it terrifies me that they'll one day brutalize me!
*One minute after returning from vacation, I realized we needed to get Benny the One-eyed Wonder Dog to the vet.
*Kanye's stupid campaign rally featured him taking a run...not at Trump...not at Biden....but Harriet Taubman!  WTF?
*Brit has had world's biggest meteorite in his back yard for the past 31 years.
*A congressional case of mistaken identity.

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*The Biltmore Mansion trip. This place is incredible.  It's a 174,000 square foot mansion in Asheville, North Carolina.  It was completed in 1895.  Dude who built was George Vanderbilt II.  He's the spoiled brat grandson of railroad tycoon Cornelius Vanderbilt.  

*Getting there was a struggle as a traffic jam and too much coffee led to a ridiculous scenario.

*I got gouged along the way at a gas station.

*Upon arriving at the mansion, one of the workers there (who may have been a ghost) was not a fan of yours truly.

*We finished Thursday with a nice meal and a ridiculous interaction with a lady who was a bit porky.

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*The Show intro on today's best of show featured a purely self-indulgent moment when I did my one game as PA announcer for the Red Wings at the 2019 Red and White game.  That segues into the show where I start off with a moment where I detailed what to do with a terrible problem in the ruins of the collapsed Hard Rock hotel in New Orleans.  The first segment also features another "serial pooper" story that includes the story of my Honduran dumping.

*The 2nd segment is another incident from when I tried a DIY chore.  I learned quickly that plumbing is not my forte!

*Next up on the "best of", Dad is back for a classic edition of "Dear Meathead." In it, Dad breaks down what fun it was living in the hell hole that is Iran.

*I end the show with another glorious bit of nonsense from the YMCA and follow it up with a horrible incident I witnessed while in the waiting area at Discount Tire. 

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*Radio eats more of their own.
*Late night fart-gate
*Our adventure started off rough yesterday, but recovered well.
*Why do parents make their kids do shit they hate?

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*Show intro and then a tale of how a simple trip to Meijer was filled with drama and some serious stupidity by me.  Then the night was supposed to be capped off with rotisserie chicken only to have numerous tragic moments to ruin the whole deal.

*Next, a segment with two stories:  First, I witnessed an awesome interaction between two hockey players.  Both dudes went to the box after one guy hit the other in the face with a crosscheck.  Where I sit doing PA, I hear EVERYTHING.  This one was classic.

*I was driving limo on New Year's Eve 2019.  The trip was full of crazy moments including one that was a huge boost to your old pal Eric Zane's ego!  Still got it!!

*Our frenchie, Bruce, is sometimes a huge asshole.  When the little fucker escapes, all hell breaks loose.  While these moments at the time seem horrible, they turn out to be great stories.   

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*Diana is ready to beat the hell out of the Facebook keyboard warriors.

*You know we're getting old when we go shopping for things like jams, candles and nuts.  

*Our plan for today's adventure.

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