The Real ID deadline is coming in Connecticut ahead of Ethan's many international trips. Is he ready? Does his passport say "security threat?" Meanwhile, Ridgefield was named one of the friendliest towns in the state, which was apparently enough to short-circuit Lou’s brain. Over in Fairfield, a stink bomb turned a carnival into a chemical warfare simulation. Also, is Bill Trotta (a.k.a. Mr. Morning) secretly moonlighting as an alternate on the Hat City Zoning Board of Appeals? Bill Belichick is now triple-downing in defense of his girlfriend—and for once, Lou totally gets it. And finally, Danbury Mayor Roberto Alves responds to a listener's burning question: what’s the actual situation with the bathrooms at Danbury High?

The guys check the inbox to see what listeners find strange about the opposite sex. Lou has a long list of things he finds odd about women, including how, when one woman falls, all her friends seem to fall with her—and then laugh together on the floor for an hour. He also wonders: Why can't women get out of a car in under 40 minutes? And what's the deal with their inability to keep track of their socks? Meanwhile, the I-95 Morning Show discusses the bizarre thing Michael Jackson once did to scare off Freddie Mercury. Plus, Martin Short is bringing back Match Game, but the guys aren't exactly thrilled about it.

The boys were back at it today, diving into another round of absurd hypothetical animal battles. This time, they drew inspiration from a trending topic on social media: could 100 men take down a silverback gorilla? Northeast Wrestling legend Brian Anthony stopped by the studio to join the fun. On TV Talk Tuesday, Ethan, Lou, and Dave discussed some of the most shocking character deaths in television history. Lou and Dave also revealed they were fans of actor Walton Goggins long before The White Lotus and The Righteous Gemstones, which led one listener to try and one-up their claim to fandom.

The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Class of 2025 has been announced. The boys chat with their old buddy, Sal Cirrincione from Premiere Radio Networks, to get his take on the results. The Great Wolf Lodge is open in Connecticut. Lou expresses anger toward the British and then tells everyone what he envies about them.

The boys highlighted a massive news day for New Haven, Connecticut. New Haven ranked #1 in the state for plowing booze over the last 6 months. The Dallas Cowboys drafted a New Haven native #12 overall in the NFL Draft. New Haven is also about to launch an E-Scooter program. Lou & Dave chat with the listeners about their favorite Connecticut grocery store. You'll hear classic snippets of interviews with Bret Michaels, Don Wildman, and Jennifer from "Back to the Future" as well as Lou's retro take on meat masks.

Lou prepares a mystery game for Ethan and Dave, he also saved one big question for the listeners. The I-95 crew discusses the Mandela Effect's most infamous examples and asks the listeners to share their experiences with the Mandela Effect. Ethan's beloved Rochester, NY takes a beating on TikTok.

Lou invents Parmesan Pops live on the air. Connecticut's nip sales numbers are out, and one Greater-Danbury town is still out-drinking the rest. Ethan's hero is coming to Connecticut. It's World Book Day.

Lou launches a new positivity campaign, #DGC. The boys ask the listeners what band their town would be? Ridgefield hired Guster to play a private town show and that completely sums up Ridgefield. Find out why Lou thinks New Milford is Creed and Bethel is Moby. Lou and Dave give customer reviews for LSD and ecstasy. The fellas celebrate another TV Talk Tuesday.

Ridgefield announced an exclusive Town party featuring music by Guster. The May concert is for Ridgefield residents and business owners only. This prompts a terrible idea by Lou to "storm" the concert in the style of "Storm Area 51, They can't stop us all." An 80-year-old Russian woman plummets 6 stories onto the top of a parked car and lives. Danbury was the scene of some violence over the weekend. A Trumbull official is in hot water for allegations that they used their influence to get a VIP concert experience while they were working as a city official for Bridgeport.

Ridgefield is in the midst of a beaver issue. The wealthy enclave has been overrun by filthy beavers. The boys ask the listeners to settle the current viral internet debate. People are arguing over whether Mac & Cheese with hot dogs is a valid dinner. Alice in Chains frontman William Duvall calls the show. A Manhattan man got popped for stealing thermostats at the Brewster Home Depot.