The Etims Show

Hector, Monty, Ralph and Desi got together to discuss all thats happening in the lockdown world of Celtic and beyond.

Topics discussed how many Knock Knock jokes can you get out of Adidas, New balance and a certain Mr Ashley.

We discuss the new kit and Hectors dream coming true as the Adidas video makes him feel like a 15 year old boy with a pirate VHS all over again.

We chat on Sports Direct laughs as more revelations about the great new Castore Deal come to
light.

We look at the departures and an arrival at Celtic and discuss the Goalie position in particular
and the recently filled coaching role.

We consider the future for some of the squad and expectations over July period as we look to prepare for actual football happening!

Its 9 in A Row day and Desi, Ralph, Hector and Monty get together to discuss another historical milestone on Celtics history.
We talk about the heartwarming tributes from Lawwell and Lenny.
We look back at key moments and the key men of the season.
We pay our dues to Lenny and his captain Broony and their massive contribution.
We talk about how sweet its been to come back and claim the title.
We look ahead to whats coming down the line as we face going for THE TEN!

The Dossier Day Podcast kicks off with Desi, Monty, Hector and Ralph discussing the laughable Dossier produced by Rangers calling out The SPFL.
The talk drills down into the lack of fatcs, if thats possible, before taking a tun to address a people out of time and not knowing where they fit in the World.
We talk Covid and Football and what could be coming down the line regards Season Books present and future and we conclude with Montys exciting Podcast News.

Could this plucky little hope filled Podcast achieve its crazy dreams?...the answers naw!

We end with some Twitter follower laughs and a final plea to just end the bullying and threats!

Hector, Desi, Monty and Ralph "The Man in Van" get together to discuss the important Invoices of the day, or lack off.

They discuss "What in the SPFnL is going on with Rangers and the Powers that be?" and also regard Celtic part within it and whats to come.

They chat on The DUP at The BBC. Is this a sign of things to come now that Rangers have a new PR man in place ..Monty also asks this the final kick of a dying flea?

They look at Lockdown Week 6 and the calls around Europe to get back playing football and whats likely to happen here at home.

They finish with a Lockdown Telly recommendation round-up and hopefully there wiil be something in there for everyone to enjoy!

Ralph, Hector, Monty and Desi get together to discuss what life is like without Football.

We chat on the Corona Virus and its impact on all our lives, especially sporting experiences and we discuss our expectations looking ahead.

We contemplate what is the past, present and future of Scottish Football.

We discuss Season Books, this season and next, teh kit deal, the economics of this disaster and wonder just when will we ever get back inside Celtic Park.


We finish with a few laughs from Twitter friends contemplating what Rangers next Statement will be now that Dundee have voted YES to end the lower leagues season and open the door to league re-organisation.

Etims Quizball #1 - Now Edited to remove a slight sync issue and now readily available

Ralph, Hector and Monti join ETims Quizball Host Desimond for the first ever Snooker Hoopy Quiz.

Forget the Corona Virus for an hour as we try and find out Who will know most about Celtic Trivai or so we basically find out who can cheat the quietest?..

Listen into see who gets the easy questions such as who can remember which year did we win the Tennents Sixes and just how many Sponsors have we had on the shirts and there are very hard questions like "Who did we last play this Season? and Where did Brian Dempsey famously fancy us relocating too?"

There is something for everyone to enjoy and hopefully get you shouting back at your speaker or headphones

Hector, Monty, Ralph ( and Charlie the dug) and Desi discuss the key turning of events in the League, the Cup and Europe.
Why are we a "domestic Juggernaught?" that worries Stevie G so much?
How Catastrophic was Copenhagen, really in the big picture overall?
WHat does Monty wear giving his team talks?
Whose your favourite Sevco manager?
How bad is it playing on Easter Sunday for the Cup Semi Final?
How good is Hagi compared to Billy Gimour?
Why did Wanyama go to Montreal?
Hows that Adidas strip going to look?
Whats coming around the corner on the Celtic Way?
Should we stand and deliver a round of aplause for Stevie G at Ibrox?
Whats tactics for Ibrox?

Desi, Monty and Ralph get together to talk about :
The Transfer Window - the Ins and Outs and Up and Downs
The Start to 2020 - the good and bewildering
The Wonderful Celtic career of James Forrest
The Shocking Fact that Hector works for Sevco!
And we also touch on the storm coming down the pipe that is The 5 Ways Agreement Emails

The happy campers get together to ruminate on Sundays League Cup Final victory over Stevie G's devastated warriors ( diddums).



The Etims crew consider questions such as



Did we just out Wattenacio a team called Rangers?



Did you worry when you heard the Line-Up and/or saw the weather?


Do you think Rangers played so well we looked bad or were we actually shite?

Just what were our tactics yesterday? Does Anybody know?

Have we ever seen Broony and Calmac be so out of a game?

Is James Forrest needing a rest, competition, both?




What about Forster though, eh?...just when the hell will he learn how to punt a ball to a man?
Forster vs Morelos – a more exciting match up than Anthony Joshua and My Blobby Ruiz?

That Penalty…who held their breaths the longest?



Frimpong…Oh my days - like a big beaming smiley breath of fresh air in the fog left by Tierney exit!

Have we ever seen anyone so happy to score for Celtic as Jullien? Seems to really get it!




What a difference Eddy made!..Made free kick and set up Mikey Johnston! Goldson “Oh fuck”

Do we need to worry about Griffiths?

Should we go for Sam Cosgrove in January? Who else could be on radar?




Atop League, L-Cup winners, Top of EL Group…Happy Campers CSC.. or now time to really step on?




Dec 29th…Greg Taylor and Bolingoli back fit and available. EL Hamed maybe back too..Hun despair at missing big chance when we were down. 2 hammer blows down..1 to go or can they bouncy bounce back?

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the pending Rennes game,.

They discuss the recent AGMs on either side of the river and heartily discuss the Clubs questionable actions and really questionable inactions when it comes to the Green Brigade and the Resolution 12 guys.

We finish with a tribute to Dave King, he came, he half saw, he got conquered.
But hey, he won a Petrofac Cup you know and the hearts of all deluded Teddy Bears.
A fact that also makes us ask just why do Celtic fans hold Authority figures in contempt whilst Rangers fans love to look up to the High Heid yins regardless of the self harm...is a Masonic thing?