The Etims Show

Desi, Hector and Ralph are joined by Karen aka HappyCeltic Lass to discuss the Season that's just been and the Scottish Cup Final coming up.

They discuss the Good, the Bad and the Ugly about this Tedius Treble chance Season.
They talk about the Womens Team and just where will Celtic take them next?
They consider the Surprises of the Season!
They talk about their favourite Goals....from Celtic and other sides!
There's even a Quiz!

Then they move onto the Scottish Cup Final and discuss the coming final and previous Cup final memories!
And another Quiz!

The Team get together to discuss just how Tedious is it winning all the time?
The answer...Celtic fans fucking love Tedium!

They also look at the recent Killie and St Johnstone games

They discuss the Celtic statement regards Policing at recent Rangers game...and the Green Brigades reaction!..and the expected outcome ( or lack of!)

They remember Tom Campbell and wish Pat Woods all the best.

They talk about Season Book renewals and value for money when teams like Killie have 70 odd passes in a game.

They look forward to Tannadice and beyond.

Tedious Episode Image courtesy of J-Bhoy @jbhoy171 on X

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together to discuss the consistent Inconsistency of celtics form, or lack of!

They discuss the lack of Energy, Tactics, Heart and Attitude in recent games.

They discuss the recent Settlement in the Boys Club Abuse cases.

They look at the end of the dreadful career of Alan Muir and Ralph asks for a Statue for Wullie Collum!

They look ahead to Killie at Home and St Johnstone in the Cup!

There's even a Holiday advert for Eriskey and surrounding Island up North!

Basically there is a Punch Monkey sip for everyones taste!

The Team get together to look back and ahead at all the events impacting Celtic and beyond.

They look at The Alan Muir Disaster.

They discuss the Bayern Exit.

They consider Big Phils sacking and Bazza's impact over by.

They talk about This Sundays game and Rangers fans being back and possible absences.

They discuss the Celtic Board and no TIFO for Sunday.

They once again herald Daizen Tequila and Monty gives us a run down on just how much does it cost to take the Family to Celtic Park.

Desi, Hector and Monty discuss the latest games and goals along with the joys of Birmingham. They discuss The Transfer Window and the recent comings ( or lack of)  and goings, They look at the future games and possibilities coming ahead.

Theres even a Bayern Quiz, A Calmac 500 tribute and a Superbowl Halftime Show review discussion.

And lots of Jota!

Something for everyone!

Etims get together to discuss the highs and lows of a Celtic CL Wednesday.

From the wonder of winning that game and qualifying against Young Boys to the "WTF!!" exclamations when the news Kyogo is off to France suddenly appeared 1 hour later.

They discuss the prematch shenanigans of Monty getting a ticket, the atmosphere in the ground. The crowd carrying the Bhoys when it mattered. The Goal and the Goalkeeping heroics. The relief at the end.

Then they pay tribute to our Japanese wonder who departs with our best wishes and leaves us with wonderful memories. What a joy and what an icon we had in Kyogo Furuhashi.

And theres even a tribute to Tiger Tim!

Desi chats with Glasgow Music legend and Celtic Fan, Robert Hodgens aka Bobby Bluebell and they cover many a wonderful topic, ranging from:

What links Billy McNeil, Picasso and Stalin?
Memories of waving the Lisbon Lions Home!
Writing a Number One song!
Being on Top of the Pops!
Playing Golf with Dennis Hopper!
Working with Edwyn Collins, Elvis Costello, Davie Stewart and Brian Wilson
Watching his mate Lennys Celtic side beat Barcelona!
Watching Frank McAvennie lose badly at Golf!.
Playing the Barrowlands 40 years since the iconic Sisters Album was released.

And so much more..

Hector, Ralph and Desi get together celebrate a New Year and the same old madness from The Huns.

They discuss :

The Xmas fixtures
The New Years gubbing and wonder what could haver caused it?
The bounce back,
The deflation for Big Phil at Hibs and Dundee,
The Union Bears Shambolic Walkout.
The Transfer Window and recent Squad changes.
A look ahead to Dundee and Young Boys and even Aston Villa!
Theres even 2 Quizzes for everyone to play at home!

Hopefully there is something for everyone!

Its the Award Show that everyone has been waiting on!

Welcome to The Etims Ewards!

Categories  include

1. Player
2. Manager
3. Goal
4. Game
5. Signing
6. Loan
7. Surprise
8. Deal
9. Winners
10. Performance
11. Fuck-Up
12. Lord Lucan Disappearance
13. Pundits & PundTITS
14. Fashion & Beauty
15. Etims FellowFellowShip Award
16. Celeb Tim
17. Online Tim
18. Cunto of the Year ( Shock in store!)

The Team get together to do League Cup Final Review


Hector gets asked how was hospitality at Etims Kings Park Car Park?

They look at The Team before hand...no surprises there - AJ fitness issues?

What about The Team not turning up...was it a surprise? No Barron for them?

They wonder £Has Philip sussed Brendan oot? Mcinness tactics"

They wail on The first half awfulness amd lack of Composure 

They look at the goal mistake by Taylor...how many Celtic fans shouted "TOLD YOU!"

They look at Celtics goals

• Taylor goal redemption
• MAEDA MAGIC
• Engels and Kuhn link up

They look at that manic Second half and losing  a lead twice (40 secs!)


Then of course THE NON PENALTY

They talk about that STAND SIDE LINESMAN  & BEATON

Then The PENALTIES - MAEDA jumping at Schmiechels save

Maeda and his kids...Dad are you a hero?)

THE 119 CELEBRATIONS

THE FALLOUT  and cries to REPLAY THE GAME. 

They wonder "Is Schmiechel our best or most important player?"