I just spent six months in a leaky boat.

I'm bloody SODDEN.

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Jamie twisted his testicles and had to get surgery. We're still watching Bad Moms 2 btw.

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Unfortunately, a director's commentary was not included on the home release of Bad Moms 2. However, we managed to track down directors Scott Moore and Jon Lucas, joined by star Christine Baranski, for an in depth look into the process of making this cavalcade of comedy. Armed with some sensational Roti and a good attitude, the cast and crew are here to spice up your watch of Bad Moms 2. Or you can just listen to this. Do what makes you happy. That doesn't apply to you, Simon - I've seen the fucked up things you do for kicks. Makes me sick, it does. Sort yourself out!

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So in this one, we'd just watched Bad Moms 2 for the second time in one day. I wouldn't even say spirits were low - the spirits weren't even on the fucking MAP, mate! Get in touch with your top 10 spirits, guys. I'm all about spirit content now. Spirit gum? That's a thing right? I think I've heard that term before. The only spirits I don't want to hear about are alcoholic spirits, as this is a good, clean, family focussed podcast, honey.

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After a heavy delay, the boys are back in town. They're holding a boom box, blasting "The Boys Are Back In Town" by Thin Lizzy. When Toy Story 2 released in 1999, the tagline in the marketing for the film was "The Toys Are Back In Town". You see because...because they're toys. And so what they've done is...because the original song is...is boys...and so they've changed it to...yeah. Great flick, that.

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Nothing to say this week folks, just hold your loved ones close as we cling to this desolate rock hurtling through space.

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No issues here folks. A friendship is most definitely NOT being torn apart by a weekly watching shitfest. Oliver used to write these things, but it's been me, Jamie, FLOUNDERING out here for weeks now. Hey listeners, when you're reading a book, do you imagine casting actors in the roles? I do every time. Just recently had a thrilling read of Salem's Lot starring Adam Driver. Absolute ripper. Catch you next week.

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Bring back La Roux, singer of hit songs Bulletproof and In For The Kill.

15 watches until this shitfest is over! Enjoy!

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As the writer of these descriptions, I wasn't actually present for the recording of most of this week's podcast, so I won't speak to that. What I will speak to, is this audiobook of George Orwell's 1984, read by a local man who is quite deaf. I understand you can't hear that exact tape, but just imagine me speaking to it.

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I've made a conscious effort throughout my entire life to not find out what the Elephant Man looked like, mostly out of fear. But what's happened is, I googled "The Elephant's Foot", and they've only gone and shown me a picture of the bloody Elephant Man.

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