The problem of beached, dead whale disposal gets solved in Orange County. It did not involve dynamite this time. (Source: Orange County Register)

Treat animals well. Just don't treat them like humans. Turns out they're not. (Source: Washington Post; Kingsport Times-News)

An expert informs you on how to properly wash your hands, because you don't. (Source: The Guardian)

It's a book you know and it's a top graduation gift. It's become a cliché. (Source: Washington Post)

Rich folks are arranging exotic classes and activities for their kids when they all go off to vacation at some European villa. Did anybody ask the kids what THEY want to do on vacation? (Source: New York Times)

Have you tried "coffee naps" yet? They're a thing. (Source: Washington Post)

The BBC did a random survey of the most popular songs at funerals worldwide. Not too many surprises. You people need to be more creative. (Source: BBC)

A (very) few words on how holidays aren't what they used to be.

With the National Spelling Bee coming up, let's look at the hardest English language words to spell. You won't even realize they're English words. (Source: CNN)

A Florida amusement park lets you drive tanks. You want to drive a tank. I know you do. (Source: WTVT/Tampa)