A cautionary tale about what happens when you add methamphetamine to the aloo gobi. In the absence of leavening force from Steve, Julian tags Tickler veteran Taylor Foster to powerslam Food Book Fair's Kim Chou on matters of work, love. life and unhappiness. A master of the counterpunch, she responds with folding metal chair to the back of the head. Verbal WWF performed by The Chipmunks. If food and men are your bag of potatoes, this spud's for you.

A cautionary tale about what happens when you add methamphetamine to the aloo gobi. In the absence of leavening force from Steve, Julian tags Tickler veteran Taylor Foster to powerslam Food Book Fair's Kim Chou on matters of work, love. life and unhappiness. A master of the counterpunch, she responds with folding metal chair to the back of the head. Verbal WWF performed by The Chipmunks. If food and men are your bag of potatoes, this spud's for you.

Squire of Mountain Brook, the John Burroughs of Butt End, uncontested Scion of the Cult of Gary. His are the only chickens for a hundred miles fed on malt liquor and camembert, guaranteed to bring a dose of louche giddiness to your over-easies. Steve and Raw Dog go at him with a coat-hanger and knitting needles and are fended off with the grace and panache you'd expect from a conversational D'Artagnan. Tables are overturned, they swing on chandeliers; and in the end, as expected, it's All for Gary and Gary for All ...

Squire of Mountain Brook, the John Burroughs of Butt End, uncontested Scion of the Cult of Gary. His are the only chickens for a hundred miles fed on malt liquor and camembert, guaranteed to bring a dose of louche giddiness to your over-easies. Steve and Raw Dog go at him with a coat-hanger and knitting needles and are fended off with the grace and panache you'd expect from a conversational D'Artagnan. Tables are overturned, they swing on chandeliers; and in the end, as expected, it's All for Gary and Gary for All ...

Sara Glick mounts the WIOX staircase like Liberty at the barricade, with Steve and Raw Dog, sans culottes, in her wake. Like all good examinations, it starts with rubber gloves and ends in epiphany, scouring all nooks and crannies between. Kardashians, Kant, faith versus will, eye-boogers, vagi-slips, dark meat. It's murky and damp, but don't worry; Sara has a headlamp and galoshes.

Sara Glick mounts the WIOX staircase like Liberty at the barricade, with Steve and Raw Dog, sans culottes, in her wake. Like all good examinations, it starts with rubber gloves and ends in epiphany, scouring all nooks and crannies between. Kardashians, Kant, faith versus will, eye-boogers, vagi-slips, dark meat. It's murky and damp, but don't worry; Sara has a headlamp and galoshes.

In which double-agent Doug Perrett is asked to depict the immaculate conception of the Delco. brand, along with conceptions less immaculate behind dumpsters in public settings under cover of darkness. Taste the Dharma of Doug; including the Eight Stages of Giving a Fuck, from 'totally do' to 'guess how fucking many I don't'. Give your ears the gift of a 60 minute passport to the upper chambers of the Delco. underbelly.

In which double-agent Doug Perrett is asked to depict the immaculate conception of the Delco. brand, along with conceptions less immaculate behind dumpsters in public settings under cover of darkness. Taste the Dharma of Doug; including the Eight Stages of Giving a Fuck, from 'totally do' to 'guess how fucking many I don't'. Give your ears the gift of a 60 minute passport to the upper chambers of the Delco. underbelly.

In which local thugs kidnap Jan Bray from Russells Store, roll her in a rug and drive her to Roxbury. She talks all the way. Held to ransom at WIOX, she shape-shifts from mermaid to sphinx to meerkat to Oracle of Del(p)hi. Steve and Julian wrestle with her like a Yorkshireman wrestles ferrets in his underpants. Inevitably, Jan wins, and is reinstated on her throne, fireside at Russells.

In which local thugs kidnap Jan Bray from Russells Store, roll her in a rug and drive her to Roxbury. She talks all the way. Held to ransom at WIOX, she shape-shifts from mermaid to sphinx to meerkat to Oracle of Del(p)hi. Steve and Julian wrestle with her like a Yorkshireman wrestles ferrets in his underpants. Inevitably, Jan wins, and is reinstated on her throne, fireside at Russells.