The EZ Struggle Podcast

Here we go again as ZAZ returns to continue their previous conversation. God bless teachers as Moose talks about his family of educators and the amount of patience required. Maui gives some awesome Christmas gifts to Ez and Zatch for their microphone areas. Our good buddy Ray ups his sign game at The Lazy Mongrel Woodworks, Make sure you give the Ez Struggle Podcast a shout out and get some wood work done for yourself. Celebrations are already in the works when EZ gets off probation. Old schools Christian rock bands are making a come back such as 1000-ft crutch, Demon hunter, FM Static, Skillet. Maui and Zatch share moon conversations together. Bringing up a discussion regarding what classifies the genre. A deep dive into the scriptures and biblical history brings out some deep insight from everyone. Maui breaks down his previous attempts at reading the Bible and the guys attempt to provide a strategy revision to help him accomplish his task. Ez gives a little insight into his relationship with God. projectiles start flying when baby mamas come hang out and Zatch shares with the group how he pisses excellence everyday while Moose capitalizes on the free ticket to the Cotton Bowl with Maui. Making sure that Zatch is aware of what he missed out on. The Adventures and Moose and Maui are definitely one for the record books! Off to a slow start the dynamic duo finds their stride and starts moving with a purpose, the adventurers learn to embrace the suck. The logistical errors increase the urgency but our boys improvise, adapt and overcome by regulating bathroom stops and correcting mapping issues to ultimately have a F@^%ing fantabulous experience. The get to hang out with Pete at ATT stadium sending him on prospect missions while grubbing on the legendary mac-n-cheese at Jerry's World. They get a visit from superman when Moose hits on his girlfriend. A typical rowdy night at "Texas Live" for the post game shenanigans rounds out the Adventures of Moose and Maui as they head straight to the studio to tell the tale of Moose and Maui.

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ZAZ returns after a week off to update their fellow strugglers of the Christmas celebrations and prepare for the new year. Zatch was a good boy this year resulting in him receiving a pleasurable Christmas with minimal warden impacts. The train station receives Zatch’s mentorship as he goes above and beyond to teach his troops. Ez ventures to Plains America to see his Inlaws and gets to spend Christmas morning with Mrs. Kayla Bryand and then celebrates his boys first official Christmas with their bonus mom. Ez talks about how the same experiences take a different presence when he’s sober. Our beautiful Moose returns for our first episode in the new studio and also to give a fresh perspective on everything from music to boot camp. Moose shares his love of football with his sons as the ongoing rivalry will continue to fuel their bond. Alligator hunting in the fungus among us with Moose and his recent guided tour through his soul with God and retraces his childhood steps to make sense of it all. A Fox News article ferociously attacking Elon Musk is discussed as ZAZM deciphers the message. Friends Vs Cheers comes up as Ez displays his daughters Central Perks Lego diorama. Zatch gives some insight into his song writing methods and how him and Selso are concocting some song lyrics. EZ and Moose talk about their military years and the struggles of the rifle and pistol ranges. Ez’s days as a Primary Marksmanship Instructor(PMI) are brought up and Moose breaks down the struggles of left handed shooters and Army life. ZAZM discuss lessons learned during their formative years and how it has affected parenting mind sets moving moving forward. The Warden affect is real and is individually unique as Moose and Zatch discuss their baby mommas. The guys finally let Maui share tales of his Christmas present pranks to his kids that ultimately have a warmhearted backfire. Maui and Carly conduct a covert mall operation for the acquisition of gifts. The guys learn up Ez up on Rick and Morty. Turi the terrible talks of his tattoo gifted by his offspring and terrible tattoo locations is brought up. Alligator hunting and body hardening are compared as Army vs Marines continues As always, EZ Struggle Podcast merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/….

ZAZ is back with holiday shenanigans as preparations for the birth of Jesus and the new year are underway. Ez and Gunther continue the struggle at work as little Brother prepares to make their company a 100-year legacy company. Gunny makes his rounds with Ez as they meet a lot of doggy lovers at Lowes while acquiring studio supplies. Maui talks to the Shaman seeking tips on dealing with your demons when on psychedelic journeys. Ez calls out a couple of Marines to get on the podcast and use it like he does, for therapeutic purposes. Turi the Terrible takes the title of top B teamer! Mauis potluck chili narrowly avoids sabotage, however, Ms. Jeri fails to avoid the blame haha. Maui and his crew take a Detour for some karaoke and eventually catch up with the Notorious Sisqo until wee hours of the morning. Maui and Ez show support for the sudden and tragic loss of their sister Nikki. We know you’re in a better place Nikki! Zatchy flies by the seat of southwest over to Lil Weezy-iana for his train training with the boss. Waffle house and Cabela’s provide the proper environment for Zatchy to bond with his boss. 80’s hair metal and cigars set the mood for him to learn how to better relieve the train cars. Seeking to improve his pallet Zatch's attempts at oyster slurping go well despite not being fed by a mermaid. Workplace vibes are discussed, and the guys wonder if they could work for themselves. Going all in for a culture change at the workplace is discussed as Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures for this process are brought up. Maui shares past work struggles and talks about his tactics for leveling up despite what some people would tell him. Inserting yourself into conversations when not in the room is key. Troop welfare and paying attention are key topics as ZAZ discusses leadership and commanding confidence from the troops. Ez recruits Zatch and Turi and assigns them MOS’s that he believes would be best suited for his counterparts. Ez gives a little insight into the day-to-day operations on both sides of the wire back in his Iraq days. Ez encourages a musical Marine Corps career for his nephew as his initial life choices loom ahead. The Patch Boys Podcast gets a returned shoutout as ZAZ shares the love for the podcast community. Coffee beans peak ZAZ’s curiosity as a potential podcast excursion is discussed. Cotton Bowl bound Maui and a guest get the opportunity to experience the awesomeness of being pampered in the suites at AT&T Stadium for The Ohio State Buck Eyes and Missouri Tigers showdown. Flying deer testicles and taking bites out of hearts are just a few of the stories from first hunting experiences.

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ZAZ comes at you with a week of mild struggles as Zatch goes to Geismer for some drunken bayou gator hunting and train car training. Alphabrain all around says Zatch, we'll see what happens. Gunny visits his girlfriend but doesn't get it done. EZ is introduced to That Mexican Ot by his Shaman. The ideal strategy is mapped out to create a sustainable romantic life. Ez enjoys family time with his Boys at his neices b-day party. Menudo season is here and Zatch volunteers to make us some Lengua. Yummy! Convincing Zatch to indulge in the slimy awesomeness of oysters is on the agenda to get an aphrodisiac into his diet. Maui is down with the sickness….. Hehe get it.. But he struggles thru with his senses. Ez finally remembers that he phased up in his Veteran Treatment Court and his SUDs therapy get its own mini-novela and EZ apologizes for his errors. Gunny gets to meet the Judge and the Wizard as he increases his service status. EZ takes his new bride and Mija to his company christmas party to meet the LCA gang. Torchy's tacos vs fuzzy's tacos is discussed reminding Ez of his college days. ZAZ attempts to address the issue of the worldly judgement regarding Maui's hankering for rabbit food. PSA this is how he keeps his demi-god physique. Maui discovers his finishing move for when his character is finally introduced to the Mortal Combat universe. Hot Toddies are a new remedy introduced to T3's pallet by Ms. Jeri as he enjoys the healing powers of whiskey and honey. EZ pitches mud/wtr to group for the aim of hyper focus. Snoop on the stoop is planning on making waves in Ez's household and the group discusses the marketing power of wally world and understanding your market. Christmas movie are discussed as Shazaam. Zatch learns Ez how to convert his Jelly Roll zippo into a torchie one. EZ embraces the badguy on the Boys and childhood discipline brings up traumatic memories in Zatch. Maui introduces the guys to a more serious Adam Sandler with his roles. ZAZ discusses their least favorite Adam Sandler movies. As "UnCut Gems" and "Hustle" make a serious impression on the guys as Reign over me is remembered by Zatch from Sandler's earlier years. Zatch struggles with his carpet laying skills as working smarter not harder is learned the hard way. Ez remembers the days of struggling thru the rats that plagued the warden. Maui represents ZAZ for the midland parade. Moose makes his way into the conversation in hopes of tiddies. ZAZ brings focus to the tornados in Tennessee, fueling a conversation about the BEAUtiful sight seeing available in Graceland. Maui blows the minds of the guys as they struggle to comprehend the climate change pandemic just across the equator. Zatch reminds Ez of SMEAC to aid in adjustment to the "Ez Struggle escape plan X". Zatch swings Maui and EZ back into the realm of flat earthers. EZ give the final resting place of his copy of Shazaam resulting in a hit on EZ's life. Zatch ponders going genie mode with his fit test struggle and Maui busts out his boar brush for his full shave days. Ez neutralizes hydrochloric acid and clarifies his dumbass-ity regarding cobblestones and keystones. The notorious Cattle Tyrant goes rogue a it ventures all the way from South America makes its way to Corpus Christi as Maui describes the flocking effect of birders among us. Ez gets re-oriented regarding lost flamingos and zoo trapped flamingos. Capybaras and cattle tyrants make a dynamic duo for the fight on flies. Ez's oldest boy gifts him with some diapers as his gag-gift inciting memories of his diaper wearing days in Iraq. Bringing compassion for the little ones in our lives. Machine guns galore were the days when fifty cals and mark-19's were the hoes in his life and his main b!ttch was Bertha. Maui extends his love and offers his brisket to all. AS ALWAY, EZ Struggle Podcast merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/

ZAZ comes at you with the weekly struggles. Ez makes an attempt at song writing and the guys discuss their most listened to artist. ZAZ’s favorite puzzles and the Lost help Maui segway into his Tropic Thunder down under the Lady Ballers. Pricks on chicks wows ZAZ as they try to identify the thoughts inside the head of Ben Shapiro. EZ spends an extra Thanksgiving at Bogies house with his familia. Preparations begin as EZ must read his phase up letter to the Veteran Treatment Court. Maui and Zatch rally the Samoan cartel to attend Ez’s VTC graduation. Iron Zeke reflects on the whiskey days and the struggle that lead to the podcast. Zatchs naked drive to work gets a tit bit nipply while loading the rail cars. The need for brown pants is discussed with Jay and Silent Bob’s ZigZags. Maui and Zatch enjoy Stanton’s holiday parade where Zatch’s youngest wins a Huffy giving him the perfect opportunity for a dad lesson we’ve all had. Zatch readies himself to go Baton his Rouge for special training with his boss. Turi the Terrible shares about the Sights and Sounds holiday event that they used to attend back in the day. The entire family enjoys the parade as Santa Turi delivers a Huffy to his nephew. Zatchs shares about the Cobblestone event from his Nebraskan days of sexy mud wrestling. Duck Comando strikes again as Ez and Turi embark on another mission to whack some quacks. Zatch recommends the Covenent bringing up Ez’s memories with his Iraqi interpreters. Mind your bluetooth as T3 tells on his brother and his accidental audio discharge. Maui maps out his sibling tree that ranges from attorneys to chucky and bam bam. Zatch commits to White Goodman for Halloween. The Motorcyclism Maui embarked on results in a semi-frigid ride but ultimately doesn’t result in as many struggles as the previous years when Ez was in attendance.. Wind dynamics are discussed as Ez reminds everyone that the seams matter and Maui gives his cold weather tricks he has acquired throughout the years of cold weather riding. Route reconnaissance and logistics are important as ZAZ discusses group size and level of riding when it comes to motorcylism in fast packs. EZ emphasizes the need to change your socks to avoid trenchfoot. The Motorcylism event appears to have record numbers of motorcylces and brothers with most likely the best weather in recent years. Big Brother and memories are always made as Maui and the rest of Ez’s MC brothers have a badass time at the run. Maui even runs into an old buddy from Marshall who has decided to enter into this world. Getting Totes hippied out is an option to removed the testicles the are still attached. Matt Rife’s recent controversy is brought up as comedy and cancel culture go head to head as ZAZ gets a front row seat. Psylocibin and Ketamine treatment continues its growth as PTSD treatment as ZAZ discusses methodology and their thought processes. The top fan numbers for the EzStruggle Podcast are in an Maui encourages those listeners to also follow. Minors are encouraged to obtain written parental consent prior to indulging in the eargasms provided by the podcast. ZAZ gives all their top fans shout and their love for struggling through their shitshow and shenanigans. The bloodshed along the sidelines are rough as ZAZ makes a pitch for REFlife to premier on Hardknocks. Andrew Huberman educates Ez with the science of biology and how it affects us. Ez recites Jockos explanation on the difference in mindsets from the army and navy. Somalian pirates and Marine Corps MEUs make an appearance in the conversation with Blacksails and giant d!ck holes with exploding supes line up ZAZ’s weekls struggles so keep in mind what you shield your adams apple with. As always, EZ Struggle Podcast merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/

ZAZ returns a bit early celebrate native American heritage day before Maui departs on a motorcylism journey. Ez plays with his new apparatus that was recently acquired. Simple machines return as the physics of daily life is discussed. Zatch tells of superheroes exploding people from deep within. Maui prepares for the boys’ favorite motorcycle run. Zatch shares his Turkey day in Garden City and goes 7-0 playing with his cornhole and drinking brewskies with familia. Thanksgiving dishes are contemplated amongst the guys as they determine their favorite vittles. Ez goes on a rant about his work as he struggles with his performance evaluation and the validity of his review from his boss as he must continually defend his VA disability. Putting LCA on blast Ez gets a bit upset as he vents about contractors and the politics involved in his industry. Staying on work struggles Zatch and Maui talk about the competitiveness of their respective industries and they applicable pay. As well as work performance and the pros and cons of working from home. T3 tells the tale of how he urinates excellence and struggles to make changes to his workscape. Turkey preparations vary slightly this year as Maui shares of how he made the perfect turkeys for the holidays. Maui and his family aswell as some Brothers from all around got to enjoy his turkey as his abuelas house is always open for the holidays. Ez take his boys to visit his Pops as they go exploring in the old draw he himself grew up in and spent lots of isolation time at. Ez’s motorcylism takes him to Plains, America to spend the rest of the holiday with his Wife and Inlaws and despite the cold and being bundled up its still cold. A brief chat about the UT annihilation of TTU is a must despite ZAZ not being on the same side of this game. YOUR MONEY YOUR MOUTH makes its statement again for cigar STPs (strategies, techniques, and procedures). The important debate of best thanksgiving dish is broken down as the guys share the whats and the whys of their favs. Maui lays out the menu at the first Thanksgiving between the pilgrims and the native americans. Tubers vs Roots are a thing as ZAZ tries to figure out the difference between yams and sweet potatoes, with homemade pies for dessert. The meat of this conversation is primarily food and the primal preferences of our carnivorous ways. With the days counting down ZAZ breaks down Ez’s options and his mindset towards sobriety and if/how he intends on regaining and maintaining control. Skelso and the boys taunt Maui and Ez from his deer lease while the guys are recording, sparking a discussion about varmint hunting and .22 cb caps in lieu of .22 lr. Ez’s Marine Corps fooseball career is cut short due to his discharge from the corps. The Macy’s day parade impresses ZAZ as they discuss getting their own float at some point. Maui prepares to pass the musical torch to his son. Ez’s doodles of the conscience tattoos re-ignite the discussion, with a certain tattooist in mind. Zatch weighs the pros and cons of allowing Ez and Maui to tattoo his body. Teachers and tattoos soon becomes a hot topic regarding professionalism and the state law on tattooing minors. Snoop Dogg endorses the smokeless fire pit prompting a hip-pocket physics lesson. Zatch take care of business at the train yard, keeping them drivers inline. Zatch and Ez share tales of heavy equipment operating in the Missouri clay, levees are Zatchs specialty as he schools up Ez and Maui on smooth operater techniques. He also pitches a campaign for a Westin destination and the tobacco fest. Ezs tries to figure out how to rock a Kilt as Maui and Zatch search for a festival appropriate for his wardrobe of choice. EZ Struggle Podcast merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/

ZAZ returns with a week full of struggles and shenanigans but on a musical note, EZ plans on learning the harmonica thru osmosis…just like Zatchry learned his guitar. The Samoan cartel makes an appearance at a local MC’s anniversary party. Turi the Terrible steps in to cause a formidable distraction. Zatch enjoys a badass time with the Maui and EZ’s Club as they host a large family friendsgiving here at ZAZ studios that resulted in a badass time with badass peoples. Zatch contemplates the anatomical questions from his kiddos regarding defecation and urination simultaneously. ZAZ discusses alternate plans for Zatch’s Blue October tickets and birthday plans with his daughter at her first concert. Loading the dishwasher is no longer the chore it was once thought of. Maui gets an awesomely diversified potluck thanksgiving feast at work. EZ struggles with keeping his ranchito operational as his Sunday consists of repairing a leak at the watering hole. SUDs homework is on EZ to-do list for his VTC as he polls the group for something he should like about himself. Tractor gets EZ with the aisle purchases as he proudly boasts his harmonica. The guys discuss their favorite Christmas movies and share their favorite shenanigans during the holidays. "Sharkcootchie" boards all around as the holiday spirit takes over Maui as he spreads “Joy to the World”….. You’re Welcome!! The guys discuss the new identity of the Macy’s Day parade as childhood stories are shared as the guys discuss a conscience tattoo for each of them. Putting Zatch on a mission for tattoo deals for this to happen. The history of text messaging thru the eyes of ZAZ highlights the benefits of older text procedures such as tactical situations. Maui shares the food from all over the world that he has brought to his shop. Zatch teaches the group a new fire drill method that has proven its effectiveness. Maui gets the awesome privilege of tootin his horn for a fire alarm as he is the one who gets to pull the fire alarm. Tornado and active shooter drills are discussed as ZAZ tries to help Maui training struggles with his employees prompting a discussion regarding the value of proper training. Turi the Terrible transforms into T3 as his alter-alter ego takes a shot with the brothers. The Texas Tech food truck has a lot more to prove as ZAZ discusses the importance of creamy moist cheese in abundance on the noodles. The ancient days of internet are brought up as the early strugglers had a different set of obstacles during the technological surge. The pros and cons of operating in a small group are discussed as EZ breaks down his senior prank. The recent motorcyclism struggles teach Maui and EZ a lesson in bolt and thread physics as they struggle to remove a stripped bolt in an effort to perform preventative maintenance on the Stormtrooper. With the disaster averted and crime scene cleaned up the boys continue on their adventure. EZ Struggle Podcast merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/

Zatch new schedule becomes easier to navigate allowing him to focus on increasing his motorcyclism. Ez’s lack of self control prevents the gyser of ecstasy that was supposed to blow Kayla away. Master of Ceremonies Maui overcomes his shakes and potential tumble as his officially marries Ez and Kayla in front of 130+ guests Key players in the lives of Ez and Kayla Bryand as their closest friends and family come in clutch and utilize f@c%in& teamwork to organize the chaos and decorate the venue. Shock therapy stuns Ez during the pre-wedding shenanigans as he over comes being electrocuted, however; the struggles continue as the pre-wedding chillaxin time is interrupted mostly due to Ez’s shenanigans; however, the situation wasn’t easily mitigated as the “horse” was beat beyond death. All struggles aside the show must go on, K-dogg makes a surprise appearance to support his Marine brethren. Ez’s Familia from the northwest corner of the country make the journey to celebrate the holy matrimony of their bloodline. Shared familia between Maui and Ez are present also and share stories of child hood memories.EZ Struggle winter merch is available for purchase, CHECK THIS SH!7 OUT! https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/ ZAZ gets excited about a new potential promotion logo for the podcast. Kayla Bryand makes her first appearance as Mrs. Bryand to share her take on the wedding preparation shenanigans. Her first struggle being the name change on the social medias but she gives love and shout outs to all the family and friends that played a crucial role in the wedding going off without a hitch. Kayla issues tattoos to children as payment for wedding smuggling operations, the barter system lives on! Kayla’s Pops comes in clutch with the pre-wedding bloody mary’s Kayla’s high school bestie, Chelsea, places the getaway car and plots the escape plan for Kayla to run away from this wedding….. or Ez whoever decides first. Zatch maximize his hair sexiness and decides to go straight sideburns and goatee Maui finalizes the marriage as he struggles to remember his address as he completes the marriage contract for Kayla. Teenage shenanigans instigate EZ to initiate phase 1 of teen hormone mitigation strategy. The patented taint and gooch kick are mapped out as Ez emphasis the toe curl for maximum effectiveness. Zatch impresses Prez and SA as homework is completed and discussion topics are discussed. Big 2 News article for high school football playoffs Holley vs. Anthony 63-18 victory captures a voice making some very harsh comments towards high school kids. Mauis grill doesn’t quite end up as he was expecting as he can’t utilize his fangs and refuses to elect for the veneer fangs required to regain functional teething abilities. EZ identifies Shawn Ryan Show as their main competition for the #1 podcast when Rogan decideds to relinquish. Maui shares a video of a new Gen Z discovery… Silent Walking – is where one walks in nature (public) without headphones to help reduce the massive amounts of stress that their generation must endure. Ez refuses to refuse redbull despite their bullsperm (taurine) ingredient and “guess my fart” is a newlywed game for the new couple. Maui stumbles upon Mark Tramonti sings Frank Sinatra and the singing gives the group another eargasm right before he gator calls and growls out loud. Maui pleads his case for a wild west outlaw name like “Billy the Kid” and the group the appetite of pigs. A old dirt track racer turns biker and is a big fan of the podcast, Ez remembers the time he helped ease the tension at an awesome Snoop Dogg concert. As always get some cool sh!t at our store: https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/

ZAZ comes at you on time this week as the guys prepare for Ez and Kayla’s big day. Maui proves that demi-gods are vulnerable as his fangs are under repair. As he continues to break through his teeth he decides this go -round to see the professionals to get TV Johny to hook up his grill like Paul Wall. As ZAZ shares their own dental disasters. Maui gets a presentation on the dangers of tobacco use and the impacts it can have. As ZAZ gets older the realization of aging hits as dental insurance become a topic of discussion. Ez discusses his latest f@c% up and dealing with the ramifications of the judicial system and how his humbling journey through vet court continues. The spawn of Zatch have perfected the art of annoying dad as well as each other, they also come to the realization of their Mexican roots thanks to PoPo. GMCs are all around as Zatch and Ez share in partial mexicanality and Maui explains to them just like his own kids just what that means. The train station is slowly becoming under the control of Zatch as he levels up and now has a motorcycle allowance. Knowledge is in abundance as Zatch continues to increase his boss knowledge. Motorcyclism is in full force now as ZAZ discusses the importance of paying attention and knowing what adjustments are needed for the various temperatures to be encountered. Knowing when to shut the front door is a key survival strategy and ZAZ discusses its viability within the motorcyclism doctrine. The duck commanders are here! Maui and EZ bust a cap in their very first ducks and they map out the struggles that were encountered and which ones were overcame. From gatling shotguns to kamikaze ducks the adventures of the new duck commanders kicks off, standy by for more to come. Focus to remain on the wedding shenanigans Ez attempts to map out his logistics leading up to the wedding, with the help of Maui and Zatch he gets all reminders in place for success. ZAZ discusses the S.M.E.A.C. required to lop off the scrots belonging to Totes and the number of personnel and the physics applied to a safe and proper removal. Wedding discussions continue, and Ez welcomes the thought of some of his Marines coming down for the big day. Maui attempts to prepare Zatch for the tears that everyone is expecting after he shoots bambi. Ez gives a shout out to one of God’s real ones as his homie Adrian is called back home after living an awesome life spreading the good news. A little nostalgia mixed in to help the boys remember the old school pharmacies. EZ gets offered his first dog pimpin and training gig. With wedding shenanigans in full bloom ZAZ discusses how to promote the podcast simultaneously so cmon out and join us. As always get some cool sh!t at our store: https://theezstrugglepodcast.myshopify.com/