The Fame Fatale

So this week, a fan wrote in asking about Halle Berry. By fan I mean a fan of mine, not of Halle Berry, because, come on: Being a fan of Halle Berry just makes no sense.

The fan wanted to know what’s really going on with Halle’s amazingly age-defying face: Does she sprinkle her kale chips with uranium? Drink the blood of virgins? Was she bitten by a radioactive Nicole Kidman? I found out. And really, seriously, the answer may surprise you. Because it kinda surprised me.

Also: I dish out on a blind item that’s fresh, juicy, and packed with not one, but TWO A-list actors and one A-list director. And thousands of dollars.

Plus: Kim Kardashian. And not in a nice way.

Have you not subscribed to the podcast yet? What’s wrong with you? Don’t you care about Halle Berry’s forehead?

You asked! I recorded!

Here it is: The inaugural episode of The Fame Fatale, featuring fiendishly researched responses on the stuff you said mattered most to you this week: (1) Lindsay Lohan's five-star rehab, (2) Lindsay Lohan's bazillionaire friends, and (3) whether your favorite TV star is doing crystal meth.

In this first 'cast, I dig deep, way deep, into all of the above topics, plus: insight on the biz from naked Rosario Dawson! Random movie stars at Bed Bath & Beyond! Sound effects that didn't cost me anything!

And, because you all have no taste: Baby Vegas!