The Fast 44

The Fast 44

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The Fast 44 episodes

  • Illegal Fur-Bearers, Southern Belles, and How to Not Let Alexa Catch you Cheating

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh for a discussion about football, southern dating, and Nick’s plans if he controlled the Gates of Heaven. Get ready for a fur-filled folly in North Dakota as the state makes its first appearance on Loft News. To bring it home, the guys discuss how not to get caught cheating by unplugging that pesky Alexa. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the chaos!

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    23 min
  • Mail Order Drugs, Busch's Employees, and an Axe in a Big Mac Fight

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the important topics of the week. Hunter Biden's back up to his usual juvenile hijinks, that little rascal. In other news, a violent axe wielder demolishes a New York City MacDonalds, and some poor old lady found 55 batteries in her stomach. Ouch! Finally, we have friend of the show George Accola on to talk about his summer at Busch's Baked Beans, particularly his fun interactions with one zany worker! Tune in for fun and laughter, or for whatever other reason, we just like the listens. 


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    17 min
  • We're Back Baby! The Beginning of the Next Greatest Thing

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they dust off the ol' Wacky World sounder: three stories of zany proportions! Have you or someone you love been scammed into buying a fake super bowl ring? Well Nick has. And as if we don't focus on him enough, we quiz nick on his time in New York on the Greg Gutfeld show. Spoiler alert, he didn't learn too much.. 


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    21 min
  • Artificial Intelligence, Where are we Going? With Special Guest Dr. John Seiffertt

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the mystical world of hard computer programming. Dr. John Seiffertt, recent hire for Hillsdale College joins the show to talk with the guys about Smart Robots. What is Artificial Intelligence? Should we expect to one day be serving our A.I. overlords? Can Teslas Learn to drag race? All these and more will be answered in this Final Episode of Season 5!

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    36 min
  • The Indomitable Yoko Ono: Destroyer of Bands

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss birthday parties and the consequential violence that ensues. Listen to the ever-prevalent Yoko Ono and her tasteful vocals. Everyone loves the woman, even in spite of her breaking up the Beatles. Finally, they discuss the newest corporate scam. Millions of dollars promised, tens of dollars delivered. 

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    33 min
  • Metaverse Trials: Dystopia is Approaching!

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the newest airline to avoid. There's always something going on up in the sky, maybe we should look at other modes of travel... The New York Housing Commission's up to some stuff, mostly not what they've been asked to do. They guys examine Zuckerberg's Metaverse: a new and glorious frontier, or the ushering in of the new dystopia? Finally, learn a little about Elon Musk and his control over twitter. If there's anything you can count on with this show it's timely and intelligent conversation of today's news!

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    26 min
  • Drag Queen Bootcamp and Russian War Crimes

    Join Nick, Will and Josh as they discuss the new and exciting Drag Queen Bootcamp! Hosted at the Seattle Museum of Pop Culture, you can send your boy to learn how to look like a girl! In other news, a local rap legend is fatally shot, but fret not! He gets one more night upright on the stage. Finally, the situation in Ukraine is heating up. Get some fresh opinions here!

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    29 min
  • Will Smith: a Saint Among Sinners, Joe Buck and his move to ESPN, and the Winning of a Bride

    Join Nick, Will, and Josh as they discuss the latest in Hollywood news. The great men and women who are our greatest examples will astound you with their excellent behavior! They're called entertainers for a reason. Following this, Nick rants about Joe Buck, arguably the worst sports announcer in the history of sports announcers. He made his way over to ESPN, and we are doing our part to keep him from ruining college football! Finally, learn how to successfully steal your best friend's wife at his wedding: Step one, become the best man!

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    32 min
  • The Return of Hussein Oogaboogaloo, Some Fun Facts, and Eating People, I Guess..

    Join Will and Josh as they bring to you a refined collection of interesting facts, scoured from the edges of the internet, for your delightful consumption. Pray for Nick and Co-Sports-Anchor Christian Peck-Demmit as they are serving as prisoners/sports journalists for the Captain's basketball game championship. And finally, learn how you can get your celebrity-meat sausages! We've done it folks, cannibalism is finally legal!

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    24 min
  • Ukrainian Mothers, Internet A-Team, and Special Guest Host, Quinn Calhour!

    Join Nick and Will, joined by Quinn Calhour while Josh is away supporting the troops in Ukraine, as they discuss the situation of returning P.O.W.’s to their mothers. Feel free to post your problems to the internet, and they may someday wind up on our internet A-Team, where we find random people’s problems on the internet and solve them. Finally, the guys give Quinn a platform to speak on the real issues affecting Hillsdale college as the soon-to-be elected president of the student body.

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    35 min

About The Fast 44

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The Fast 44 (the podcast formerly known as The Loft) is the fastest 44-ish minutes in podcasting, covering any and all topics of interest while dispensing plenty of unqualified opinions.