Stocking Stuffers 6.12 The 12 Pups of Christmas: Ever wonder what kind of Cozy Cardigan Christmas flick the Zodiac Killer would make if he was employed by Hallmark? WE FOUND IT! On this very special episode, Emily is joined by film critic and super Christmas film fan William Bibbiani to discuss Marvista veteran Michael Feifer’s weirdly subversive The 12 Pups of Christmas, streaming now on Hulu. There’s also a lot of chatting about the Step Up franchise and High Strung films, which we demand you watch. Follow Bibs on Twitter @WilliamBibbiani and check out the Critically Acclaimed podcast network for his batch of shows, including Canceled Too Soon, Only the Best, Episode Zero, and much more!

Stocking Stuffers 6.11 Last Christmas: Yes, this is a theatrical release, but how can we NOT cover a movie so cardigan and Christmas that it’s based on a literal interpretation of George Michael’s hit song? We’re treated to some delicious Scottish tidbits from this episode’s special guest star Kevin Matthews of Raiders of the Podcast and his daily film blog, For It Is Man’s Number.

Stocking Stuffers 6.10 Holidate: THEY’RE CURSING IN A COZY CARDIGAN CHRISTMAS FLICK! Now that we’ve gotten that out of our system, here’s Netflix’s new saucy comedy, Holidate! Christine is back to talk the glory of Emma Roberts and the dullness of blond hunks. Take a shot and enjoy!

Stocking Stuffers 6.9 The Christmas Chronicles 2: Put on your finest CGI everything for the return of Kurt Russell’s sexy Santa! Emily is once again joined by the industrious Elwood Jones to discuss psychotic elves, light terminator father/daughter time travel vaguely incestuous bonding, and of course, the episode of Law & Order: SVU where James Van Der Beek keeps seducing young women who think he’s their real dad and are disappointed when they find out he’s not. It’s a hoot! Check out Elwood’s collection of podcasts (Movies & Tea, the AC Film Club, the new Battle Royale Podcast, and more) and his blog at From the Depths of DVD Hell!

Take 5 - Stocking Stuffers 6.8 Santa Jaws: We’re gonna need a bigger stocking! On this extra special, extra wet & weird episode, Emily welcomes the Head Hauntress herself, Elizabeth Katheryn Gray. The ladies take a boat ride through the bayou for 2018’s sweetly twisted horror comedy Santa Jaws, a fun combination of cozy cardigan Christmas and classic genre shark thrills. Follow Elizabeth on Facebook and have a listen to her weekly live show at Archivists Bet On Sexy Witches.

Stocking Stuffers 6.7 Happiest Season: It’s a Christmas miracle! Christine is in the house to talk Clea Duvall’s crowd-pleasing Happiest Season. You’ll truly have a gay old time in the best possible way!

6.6 A Magic Christmas: Emily’s all alone to tackle the familiest of all family holiday films. This is another incredibly earnest, incredibly cheap little cookie with an oddball cast that includes producer C. Thomas Howell, Jonathan Silverman, and, get ready: Burt Reynolds voicing Buster the dog. How can you NOT catch Christmas spirit with all that AND surly teenagers?

Stocking Stuffers 6.5 Christmas Angel: Have you ever asked yourself, “what would an adaptation of the Saw horror series look like as a cheap and drab Christmas movie?” Of course you have, and finally, we have an answer! On this very special episode, Emily is joined by Night of the Living Podcast’s Amy Morris to tackle 2009’s Christmas Angel, starring Bruce Davison as the softer side of John Kramer. There’s also a dog. Have at it!

Stocking Stuffers 6.4 Dolly Parton's Christmas On the Square: Throw on your sparkliest gown and highest heels: IT’S DOLLY TIME! Emily is joined by The Projection Booth’s Mike White to visit the new Netflix musical, Christmas On the Square. Did we mention it’s a Debbie Allen directed, Dolly Parton original MUSICAL? CONTROL YOURSELF.

Stocking Stuffers 6.3 The Princess Switch 2: Switched Again: Roll out the red carpet: Christine is here! The dream team returns to Netflix’s fictional European kingdom of Montenaro for not one, not two, but THREE Vanessa Hudgenses. Channel your inner royal cousin and have a listen!