MoHFi S1.5. Chocolate: Ever wonder what it would be like if you ate a piece of chocolate that maybe opened an astral pathway into the physical sensations of what a French Canadian female artist murderer was experiencing? Yeah, apparently, Mick Garris did, and did his best to explore it with the fifth episode of season 1’s Masters of Horror. It’s…something.

MoHFi S1.4. Jenifer: Just when you thought you saw enough boobs in just three episodes of Masters of Horror, Dario Argento showed up to show a whole lot more. Christine and Emily dive deep, asking the important questions including, “Is Steve Weber hot?” and  “How do you pronounce ‘Weber’?"

MoHFi S1.3. Dance of the Dead: Are you ready for inexcusable CGI, super aggressive Jack Black impersonations, and copious dead boobs? Christine and Emily have watched the episode and they’re still not. That’s right! It’s Tobe Hooper’s Masters of Horror episode Dance of the Dead, based on Richard Matheson’s much better short story.

MoHFi S1.2. Dreams In the Witch House: Moving right along, Christine and Emily celebrate the great late Stuart Gordon with his Masters of Horror adaptation of H.P. Lovecraft 1933 short story. Put on your best rat face and have a listen!

MoHFi S1.1. Incident On and Off a Mountain Road: Join us for a trip down memory lane, the innocent days of 2005 when Mick Garris assembled a batch of the genre’s best(?) directors to make their own one-hour stories for Showtime’s Masters of Horror. A whopping FIFTEEN YEARS have since passed, and Christine and Emily are revisiting each episode for a quick evaluation. First up is Don Coscarelli’s adaptation of Joe R. Lansdale’s short story about a resourceful woman battling a pair of male monsters. Drive safely!

130. Eve's Bayou: Steal that pineapple, put on your best Diahann Carroll witch makeup, and settle down to listen to Christine and Emily’s deep dive into Kasi Lemmons’ 1997 debut feature, Eve’s Bayou. It’s a first watch for both ladies and riper than a gooey pomegranate for discussion. Also on the list: the coolness of Atomic Blond, the fun of Hell Fest, weird timestamps of early seasons of RuPaul’s Drag Race, and so much more. For more discussion, pop on Twitter (@femininepodcast) or join our Facebook group. Stay safe and healthy during these crazy times reach out if you need us!

129. Love and Basketball: Lace up those shoes and adjust your sports bra! Christine and Emily are on the court to discuss Gina Prince-Bythewood’s 2000 debut film, Love & Basketball. There’s also a good amount of chitchat on the wonders of Madeline Brewer and debate about the definitive Will Graham. Have a listen and talk respectfully back to us via our Facebook group or on Twitter @femininepodcast. Stay safe!

128. Strange Days: Fluff up that wig and jack yourself in! Christine and Emily are diving deep into Kathryn Bigelow’s 1995 sci-fi punk (and incredibly. hard to find in 2020) murder mystery Strange Days. As usual, thar be spoilers! Also, a batch of other movies to discuss, including a quick revisit to Romancing the Stone, Annabelle Comes Home, Parasite, and a handful of Blumhouse releases. As always, share your own opinions or SQUID experiences with us via Twitter (@femininepodcast) or on our Facebook group. Happy new millennium!

127. Away From Her: Break out that tissue box and slip into your coziest Canadian sweater! Christine and Emily are headed up north to discuss Sarah Polley’s 2006 directorial debut Away From Her. Also on the list: what’s the point of theatrical horror? We hit a bunch of recent watches, including The Turning, Crawl, and a lot of crapping on Quentin Tarantino. Share your own heated opinions on Twitter (@femininepodcast) or join our Facebook group for more!

126. The Rise of Jellicle: Strap yourself in for an epic journey: we’re talking about Cats! Oh yeah, also, Christine and Emily’s deep, deep dissatisfaction with Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker. Spoilers abound on these films in the second half, but the first chunk is a big recap of other recent watches, including season 2 of Netflix’s You and HBO’s Watchmen. Join the conversation over on our Facebook group or via Twitter @femininepodcast.