The Feral Bookshelf: a podcast where we talk about smut

🎙️ Grab your e-readers and hide them from prying eyes(or don't, curious onlookers can FAFO), because in this special New Year's edition of FERAL FRIDAY,  your heathenous hosts are about to kick off your reading resolutions with a fuckin'  bang! Join them as they give grown-up book reports on smutty, dark romance, monster smut, and everything in between.

📚 Ring in the New Year with a literary escapade that's more scandalous than your last office holiday party! This week, the hosts swap their tea for something a bit stronger and dive headfirst into the world of grown-up book recommendations for your 2024 TBR. Forget about traditional resolutions – it's time to embrace the guilty pleasures that make reading oh-so-fun.

🤣 Your hosts inject their trademark humor into the discussion. With puns, innuendos, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, they dissect these guilty pleasure reads like literature professors turned stand-up comedians.

🍷 So pour yourself a glass of your favorite sensual libation, settle into a comfy chair, and get ready for the most unconventional book report presentation of your life. Whether you're a seasoned reader of the risqué or a curious newcomer, this episode has the perfect smutty recommendations for your 2024 TBR!

Note: Listener discretion is advised – this podcast is not for the faint of heart or the easily scandalized. But for those brave enough to dive into the world of smutty literature, the laughs and recommendations are well worth it. Cheers to a New Year filled with filthy reads! 📚🥂

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Get ready to dive into the steamy galaxy of our internet Zaddy, Pedro Pascal, as we embark on a tantalizing journey in this week's episode! Join us as we share our steamy experiences listening to five episodes of a scintillating, erotic podfic featuring the one and only Mandalorian.

As we explore the uncharted territories of our newfound desires, Pedro Pascal's magnetic presence takes center stage, leaving us all with a case of space fever. Discover the unexpected kinks that surfaced during our immersive adventure, proving that the force is strong in more ways than one.

But that's not all – we're wrapping up 2023 with a bang and setting our sights on Season 2! Join the conversation as we reflect on the wild ride of the past year and speculate on the thrilling surprises that await us in the next chapter. Whether you're a seasoned space traveler or a curious explorer, this episode promises to be an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you eagerly anticipating what the future holds.

Prepare yourself for a podcast episode that combines the heat of passion, the allure of Pedro Pascal, and the excitement of what's to come in the next season of our lives. Buckle up, fellow Pedro fans, because it's time to venture into the unknown and embrace the irresistible charm of our internet Zaddy. May the force be with us all! 🔥🚀

Listen to the podific here: Rough Day by guardianangelcas on AO3

MUSIC:

May the Chords Be with You

by Computer Music All-stars

The Stars That Left

by Telepathic Teddy Bear

TW: gagging sounds, mentions of eating disorders and trauma

Brace yourselves for an episode of Feral Friday where your well-intentioned hosts – Erin, Marie, Sarah 1, and Sara 2 – decided to spice things up with a live reading of a short, smutty romance story centered around... gingerbread cookies. Now, before you hit play, we feel it's our duty to apologize in advance. What seemed like a brilliantly hilarious idea quickly transformed into a cringe-worthy spectacle, as we, in our quest for laughs, unintentionally stumble into the awkward realm of baked goods romance.

Join us as we navigate through the unexpectedly unsexy world of cookie intimacy, as we attempt to keep a straight face amid the crumbling chaos.

Will we emerge unscathed from this cookie catastrophe, or will we buckle under the weight of cringe? Tune in to "Every Last Crumb" for a humorous yet disgusting journey that proves not every podcast idea is a stroke of genius – especially when cookies are involved!

Story Read: Gingerbread Madness: An Anthropomorphic Feeder Satire Erotica Poem by E.A. Ladoux

Track: "Sugar Cookie Dreams", Johnny Moore

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P. I. Tchaikovsky: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

by Kevin MacLeod

Welcome to Feral Friday tangentsode 005 - a very naughty list!

Dive into the holiday chaos, things are getting steamy, cheeky, and oh-so-naughty! Join your hosts, the smuttiest of heathens, as they toss out the mistletoe and amp up the spice in this special dirty Madlibs extravaganza.

Get ready for a rollercoaster of giggles and euphemisms as our hosts concoct holiday-themed romance stories that are equal parts hilarious and scandalous. Pour yourself a stiff drink, hide the kids and spouses, and prepare for an episode filled with unexpected twists, saucy scenarios, and maybe even a rendezvous with a naughty Claus.

Whether you're a fan of romance that pushes the boundaries or just looking for a guilty pleasure to escape the holiday madness, this episode is tailor-made for you. Brace yourself for outrageous tales, shameless laughter, and a candy cane ride into the wild side of holiday romance.

Tune in and experience a festive celebration like no other, where Madlibs meet mistledildos, and things take a delightfully naughty turn. Unwrap the gift of indulgence and join us for an episode that's as inappropriate as it is unforgettable. 'Tis the season to be daring, so buckle up for a wild sleigh ride through the naughty and nice!

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Sarah 1 - Barbarian Alien by Ruby Dixon 

Erin - The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic by Breanne Randall

Kitty - The Dragon of House Black by Poppies1114 & Consort of Fire by Kit Rocha

Sara 2 - Frosted by Juno Delight

Is Krampus a nightmare or a dream in bed?  Find out with us on this episode of Feral Friday: Christmas Edition!  

Get ready for a wild sleigh ride through the steamy and fantastical world of "Kidnapped by Krampus" by Emily Shore. In this sizzling episode we explore the sultry pages of this smutty monster romance novel, where holiday shenanigans take a naughty turn.

We'll dish out spicy details about the book's characters and the steamy encounters that will make your yuletide a little bit kinkier. From the snowy landscapes to the heated moments that melt the frost away, "Kidnapped by Krampus" is not your typical holiday story.

We leave no seductive scene unturned as we discuss the author's unique blend of holiday cheer and sensual mischief. We'll share our favorite spicy moments, giggle over the most outrageous holiday-themed descriptions, and maybe even blush a bit at the audacious twists that make this book a fun addition to the genre.

So, whether you're a fan of monster romance, holiday escapades, or just looking for a literary guilty pleasure, this episode is your ticket to a sizzling sleigh ride through the pages of "Kidnapped by Krampus." Grab your earmuffs and a cool beverage as we unwrap the lustful layers of this festive tale, leaving you with a mix of holiday cheer and a blush-worthy experience.

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🔥 Unwrap the season with our latest episode as we dive into the guilty pleasure of Hallmark-inspired Christmas romance movies, where mistletoe meets mischief and love! 😏❄️

Join our feral smut heathen hosts for a laugh-out-loud session as they spill the tea on three Christmas romance movie disasters. From flat-lined encounters under the twinkling lights to dialogue that's colder than Frosty's balls, we're serving up a festive roast that's equal parts naughty and nice.

Get ready for a cheeky commentary on improbable plot twists, characters with far less chemistry than a holiday cocktail, and enough sassy banter to keep you warm all winter. So, pour a spiked cocoa, cozy up, and indulge in the guilty pleasure of holiday romance done oh-so-wrong.

Whether you're a fan of risqué reads or just looking for a laugh, this episode is the perfect blend of seasonal spice and smirks. Tune in for a hilarious take on Freevee's cheesiest Christmas romances — because sometimes, the best gifts come wrapped in the flimsiest plots. 🎁🍸💋

Hyper Jingle Bells by Loyalty Freak Music

Surprise! We're releasing this episode a day early so you can survive your holiday plans and travel with your minds full of dirty smutty ideas!

The one where we talk about getting down and dirty with typical November holiday foods and review KU smut that doesn't quite… satisfy our appetites.  TW: mentions of COVID, gagging sounds.

The members of this podcast reside in the United States of America, and while in this episode we talk about getting stuffed like a turkey and smothered by gravy, we all take a clear stance in not supporting Thanksgiving and the genocide that occurred and is still celebrated today.

If you’d like to read from some talented Native American Authors, please try out some of these books! 

Learn how to support your local Native American non-profits through www.culturalsurvival.org.

The book list mentioned can also be found on our website in a blog post, where we will have links to other resources as well.  

Timestamps:

Erin takes the Ferals on a trip down memory lane with a game of madlibs.... with a smutty twist of course. Learn just how dumb we all are when we can't remember the difference between a noun and an adjective, why is Kitty so obsessed with sharks, and what happens with half of us learn what a Jacob's ladder is?

The heathens discuss Sweet Berries by C.M. Nascosta (~3:00)and The Lady of Rooksgrave Manor by Kathryn Moon (~24:00).

Tangents include, but are not limited to: smut rating systems, cover art shenanigans, palate cleansers for amazing books, Ash Raven love, and upcoming sapphic and queer stories.

Music Credit:

Retrofuturistic Space Atrium by Jesse Spillane

We can't call these minisodes any more! Welcome to our tangent "othersode", in this new side series "Slow Burn" a few of our podcast members enjoy some herbal libations while we talk smut and other related topics. In this episode Sarah 1 presents Stoned and Boned a fun "would you rather" style game where Sara 2 and Marie answer questions and Kitty and Erin keep score! The points don't matter, but who will win? Listen to find out!

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Background music:

Vybe by Pablo Perez

Retrofuturistic Space Atrium by Jesse Spillane