Just the legends this week as Gav and Manto talk sports. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick wears water wings in the shower. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home

Letter Land in maths, Value in Cameos, and Naval Culture in Space Exploration. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick pays us €50 each time he's in the blurb. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

If being right is wrong, I'm still actually right. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick has struggled to adapt to decimal currency. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Sexy builders, smelly fans, and slappy slappers. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick wipes the seats after wrestling shows. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then surely slap fighting is a very good sport as well. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick lost a game of tennis to an AI chat-bot. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Everything written on the internet happened exactly as described. It's The Fine Ale Countdown! 

Neil Fitzpatrick fights teenagers outside tescos. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Not only have we abandoned censorship on this episode, we've also abandoned any semblance of quality control. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick uses custard instead of mouthwash and reckons it's much nicer. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

The entire stock market is a Ponzi scheme and you should pump more money in NOW. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick likes to move it move it. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Top bottoms, bottom dollars and an abundance of caution from our robot overlords. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick's dessert island disc is a frisbee. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Long cons, achievable goals, and a huge big oaf. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick has several pet ferrets roaming free in his apartment. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.