Olympics courting controversy with suspended sentence debacle. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick can't remember which groups he's prejudiced against but hopes it doesn't affect his run for the Áraas. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Local elections, vocal erections, and giving the B team a shot. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick ate the dogs homework. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Noel Edmonds and Usain Bolt compete for the affections of Mr. Blobby. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick HATES drama. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

This is totally on time, what do you mean? It’s the Fine Ale Countdown!

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There's an unsettling number of unfortunate flags on this trip to the Southern USA. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

"Neil Fitzpatrick is personally responsible for all content on this show. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Become a proper country again using this one weird trick. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick has a new hat that you can't see because his neck is so long. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Let's get accidentally drunk and write hit songs. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick actually helped with the music this week. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Don't listen to the first five minutes. Or the rest of it. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick is aiming  for the Christmas number two. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

Ice cream, group think, and smoke. It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick is backing brave. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.

A County Councillor and an e-bike walk in to a public meeting... It's The Fine Ale Countdown!

Neil Fitzpatrick has been using the same photo for his election posters since 1997. Thanks to Sentinel Audio for giving us a home.