Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex simulate a childhood furry awakening in this weeks episode of Star Fox Adventures. Can the boys get Crystal off their mind? Will we use a fake language too much? Have you ever wondered who Fox McCloud voted for in the 2000 US presidential election? 
Listen in now and learn answers to all these questions and more!

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We finally hold up our promise and discuss Rocket League. It may take over a year for us to finally do what we say we're going to do, but we still do it. This week Jacob, Matt, Jarin, and Alex talk about their favorite car soccer game. The boys also sneak in some trademark beanie tricks!

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Get up off your keester.
He doesn't reward a sleeper.
You can't take a breather.
Become the number one seeker.
This is Jesus's easter feaster.

Christ Games Ltd. has commissioned the crew to create a theme song for Jesus's Easter Feaster 3. Matt dusts off the AI song creator and joins Jacob, Jarin, and Alex in creating the ultimate telling of Easter.

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This podcast is here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and we're all out of ass. Tempers flare in this epic alien-filled adventure.  Come see who has the best Duke Nukem voice. Roocifer buys another 8MB of ram and upgrades the sound board. Are Duke quotes a form of art? When will gaming get back to letting you use in-game toilets? Does this game even have a story? Is this Alex's final episode?! Listen now and find out answers to most of these questions!

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Five participants and not a single one is Roocifer. This week we played Kirby Super Star for the Super Nintendo. The boys flaunt their sucking abilities in head to head battle, winner takes all. Visor is put on tribunal for his insidious beliefs of candy corn. Roocifer is absolutely cooked, flipped, and grilled, all while not being present to defend himself. Jacob and Jarin share a household, but do they share a vacuum? Listen in and find out!

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The hit FPS that's taking the nation by storm. Krunkel Strikers is a Discord based FPS with blazing fast gameplay and graphics that ooze with attitude. Let these two veteran gamers, Roocifer_xx_n00bpwner and Jacobchef360xXx open your eyes to this underground FPS that you do NOT want to be caught sleeping on.

This is also probably just us testing some new software, so consider it a bonus.

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Join four leather-clad grizzled veterans of the hog industry for a review of Full Throttle for the PC. This week we try out absolute hardest to keep our lips off of everything in sight. Who wins the Harley Davidson swag-off? Roocifer continues the season 3 musical theme with a rendition of Keith Urban's 'Old White-Yellow Pickup Truck'. To quote the editor: "Idk these guys kept talking about wet hogs and lip touches. You'll just have to listen to it on your own." -Jacob

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Four young men follow a dusty duck around the globe. Duck facts galore (and no, we don't share THAT duck fact). Will we find ourselves in a grocery store quandary? Could a car soccer game be on the horizon? Will Disney sue us? Migrate over to this episode of the first hour podcast as we take flight into QuackShot, starring Donald Duck.

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Don't play this one in church! Join Jacob, Matt, Jarin, Visor, and Alex as they combat the legions of metallic and organic demons of chaos, because this week we played Chaos Legion for the PS2!  Battle demons, summon legions,and embrace cosmic chaos.
T̴̫̥̱̞̊͌̇͌̇̚ḩ̶̲̃́̂̾e̶͇͈̦͓̗͒ ̸̧̫͈̳̃̓̾̃ͅc̸̗̹̼̈́͛̋͛̽͠h̴̫̘̪̥̘̆͊́ạ̴̡͓̝̳̤̉͊̑́͝͝ơ̵͕̖̬̔͋̕͝ş̸̞̟̤̻̙̀̿͂ ̶̩͉͙̱̫͘͜l̶̛͍̳̰͎͑̈́̌ȩ̸̤̻̞̈́̓̌̈́̚g̶̪̼͈̿̈́͌̕͘͝i̶̡̬̭̳͘ó̸̢̤̹͜͝͝ͅn̷̩͒̏ ̷̡̲̹͓̰͓͊̋̀̏i̷̳̝̰̘̅͘̕͜ͅş̵̱̺͚͔͉̍͛̈́̈ ̶̭̲͝c̶̠̰̞̀̈́͐̌̃͝ò̶̯̍̃̒͝m̷̲̞̙̝͔̑̂̚ȉ̶̪̎ṋ̴͓̂̔̇̈́̚͝ͅg̵̠͎̝̠̘̅̓̓!̸̡̐

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The boys shot web into this new installment of The First Hour Podcast. Nobody attempts a Spiderman impression, nobody sings their favorite song from the Spiderman musical, and nobody is dressed up as Spiderman this episode. Hopefully Matt doesn't leave halfway through again for a soccer game or something. 

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