Hey team- turning 28 isn't as glamorous as it sounds, and I see zero signs of maturing after tantrum I threw at the vet's office on my bday. The AFC and NFC games were unreal, unlike the Red Wings who are making out with the basement floor of the NHL. There's an over under that touches on everything from sex toys to Microsoft Office. Also, my basement is freezing. Thanks for listening. 🍾

- Frank