The Footy Dictionary

The Footy Dictionary

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The Footy Dictionary episodes

  • Coin toss arcs, players with anxious faces and the most generic fixture imaginable

    The final siren has sounded at Dictionary HQ, but the boys are in the studio to give one last worthy hurrah in radio junk time. 

    Thanks for listening this season, DicHeads. Catch Harper every Friday from 8am on SYN's breakfast show Get Cereal, and Hamish riding his camel to get to Bishkek in time for the Central Asian Australian Football League grand final. 

    If you've liked the show, give us your five stars or send us an email: [email protected] 

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    1 hr 4 min
  • Commeti-isms, purple patches and the footy-loving king of Egyptian pop

    Harper's coming into the studio at his highest point this week, still buzzing off Essendon's streak-snapping win over Port. Hamish is not so happy - at least until he hears a football media great's name in an Arabic-language 2000s pop banger. 

    Stick around for a show-closing poem dedicated to the reserved seat members who you always hear but never see. 

    We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ 

    P.S. Happy Birthday, Dennis.

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    43 min
  • Shushing, scoreboards and the fate of the Auskickers who wore team jumpers

    A hush has gone 'round Dictionary HQ after Carlton and Essendon were consigned to 0-2 starts ahead of their primetime fixtures this weekend. 

    Hamish has some melancholy melodies and Harper is bringing some early-season commentary faux pas to the table. Tune in to find out the precise definition of a 'cricket score', what's gone wrong with the MCG LEDs and why we met be set for a new age of half-time entertainment. 

    We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ 

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    52 min
  • Ill-suited sponsors, sporadic score announcements and an 1860s legend

    Hamish O'Brien and Harper Pestinger have a lot to say about the final week of AFL pre-season. Stadium MCs, sponsor contract negotiators and tropical weather systems are all in the firing line. 

    We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ 

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    48 min
  • Goalsneaks, commentary shake-ups and prime ministerial ramps

    Pre-season action is gaining speed, Robert Menzies is ramping up and The Footy Dictionary is hitting its straps this week.

    Join Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien for another powerful hour of niche footy chat that'll make you go "wowzer".

    We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ

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    44 min
  • Sunken seats, smooth jazz and Stonehenge

    Nothing brings people together like a match sim at Whitten Oval. 

    All it took was four-goal second half from Tom Edwards, and just like that Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien are back, reunited on the airwaves. 

    What classifies as a big week? What's the etiquette for on-field team photos? And how did another talkback caller find our number? 

    We're live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ

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    52 min
  • The Very Best of The Footy Dictionary

    'What's this whole Dictionary show even about?' 

    Well, it's definitely not on-field analysis, and we've stretched beyond just the language of Aussie rules.

    To kick off the new season, The Footy Dictionary presents the definitive, hour-long answer to this oft-asked question. 

    From banner/song synchronisation to Africanised bees, footy card facts to Fable Singers, this show is quite something. 

    We'll be live on SYN 90.7FM every Sunday from 6pm. Our Instagram is @DictionaryHQ

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    53 min
  • Love letters, AFL South Africa and a guest appearance from Chris Martin

    It's come to this. 

    Six weeks of scouring the depths of history to find football's greatest journeymen. Today, we finalise our All-Journeyman line-up, including, crucially, the fabled ruck position.

    Harper Pestinger, Hamish O'Brien and Connor Buttigieg are in the studio to name their contenders, read out the most romantic of love letters and partake in a musical quiz that surprised EVERYONE.

     

     

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    1 hr 24 min
  • Marnie Vinall | Dubious journeymen, jazzed-up jumpers and soup scepticism

    Marnie Vinall - of ABC and The Footy with Broden Kelly fame - is in the studio with Harper Pestinger and Hamish O'Brien to present her greatest niche loves and hates of Aussie rules.

    We're live from 5pm every Sunday on SYN 90.7 FM with footy guests who nerd out on the niche. All the cool cats listen, so we'll see you there.

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    59 min

About The Footy Dictionary

From the publisher's feed

From the do-or-die to danger games, scrappy wins to four-quarter performances, the dictionary of Australian rules football is choc-a-bloc full of unique phrases, cliches and for the uninitiated... banana skins.