This week we recap Chapter 1 of Season 1 for The Mandalorian, in preparation for Season 2, premiering October 30th! Join us for some discussion, debate and of course several digressions. Enjoy!

** Contains adult language and themes.

**Warning: Includes criticism of Star Wars (all episodes/trilogies)**

** Warning: Includes blatant dislike for The Last Jedi**

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In this episode of Cantina Chat we discuss force powers! Some powers we have seen in TV or film, powers we'd like to see in future projects and some that are way out there and should never be committed to film. Enjoy!

** Contains adult language and themes.

**Warning: Includes criticism of Star Wars (all episodes/trilogies)**

** Warning: Includes blatant dislike for The Last Jedi**

In this episode we discuss the new Batman trailer and future DC projects coming out in the next few years. Join us for some random Star Wars interjections, Kevin exhibiting his DC nerd knowledge & finish with a game of "Protagonist Switch". Enjoy!

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This week we "Cantina Chat" about characters/stories we'd like to see in future Star Wars projects, starting with the Sith Lords.

Join us for some serious Sith Lord & Old Republic education, several sometimes relatable side quests and laughs as we conclude with another game of "Where's the Hole?!"

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**Warning: Includes criticism of Star Wars (all episodes/trilogies)**

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This week we discuss several popular fan Star Wars theories floating around the internet, showcase the extent of our nerdom, introduce a new game (Star Wars edition) and challenge the rules of the game we made up. Enjoy!

** Contains adult language and themes.

**Warning: Includes criticism of Star Wars (all episodes/trilogies)**

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