We introduce a new character to the mix today.  Check out our Facebook or Twitter to see the art work before you listen. He is incredible. Another wonderful work by the amazing Alice.

Locke and Key are in a bit of trouble. Marlow is less than impressed with their efforts so far, and has said he's bringing in a professional. How will the brothers cope with this new dynamic, and who will lead the gang in this case?

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

The plan didn't go as planned. Now Locke and Key have got to get back to Marlow and explain what happened, and that might be a fatal decision. The last person who let down Marlow got eaten by dogs, and that sounds a painful way to go. How will Locke and Key spin this story so they don't get destroyed?

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

There is a mystery, and only Locke and Key can solve it. And they are not the brightest in the room at the best of times. Once again thanks for all the nice messages and kind words on Twitter and Facebook, really makes doing the show worthwhile.

As I mentioned before here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

So after a 5 month absence in recording we finally got back to Key and Locke, so if we forget the voices at any point we are sorry. So sorry. But there is exciting stuff going down, Key is stuck and Locke has found him. But how will he get his brother out of a castle full of guards so they can attack it together the next day? And what will they find on their way out?

As I mentioned in the intro here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

So after a 5 month absence in recording we finally got back to Key and Locke, so if we forget the voices at any point we are sorry. So sorry. But there is exciting stuff going down, Key is stuck and Locke has found him. But how will he get his brother out of a castle full of guards so they can attack it together the next day? And what will they find on their way out?

As I mentioned in the intro here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

Key is in trouble, and only Locke can help him out. How far will his brotherly love go? How will they maintain their stealthy mission when Key is notorious? Where is Galak? WHERE IS GALAK?

As I mentioned in the intro here is the podcast I did reading my novel. If you have a second give it a quick listen. Let me know what you think. But be gentle if you hate it.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

Today is the worst decision that the world has ever seen. And that is all I need to say.  Also Galak is here.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you. 

Locke and Key are planning the most daring criminal escapade of all time. There are roast meats, a moat, an eagle, and some bonding over green skin. Can these two dysfunctional brothers avoid the attention of the law? Or will they make a complete hash of the whole thing?

Let us know on the Facebook or Twitter what you think of the latest season.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

Locke and Key are planning the most daring criminal escapade of all time. There are roast meats, a moat, an eagle, and some bonding over green skin. Can these two dysfunctional brothers avoid the attention of the law? Or will they make a complete hash of the whole thing?

Let us know on the Facebook or Twitter what you think of the latest season.

Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.

Welcome to Season 9 of the Formal Gamer.

It is a prequel to the season 4 events in Seathwaite...but do not fret you don't need to listen to Season 4 to understand this season. You're fine. If you have their might be a couple of little easter eggs and hints for you.

Check out the Facebook and Twitter for the amazing art work by the awesome Alice. I won't say too much, I'll let the podcast speak for itself.

As always check out our Facebook, Twitter or website for more details.

And most importantly...enjoy the season.