Amazing that we still haven't even made it through all the major horror disappointments of 2021 after these 3. Also, HUGE NEWS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF THE FRANCHISE!

Ketchup month begins! We look back on the franchises of 2021, beginning with that new Matrix thing, that Mortal Kombat thing from a while back and that Equalizer thing with Queen Latifah.

A waste of all of our times. Merry Christmas!

First, Ice Cube parties with some ho ho ho's or whatever and then we crack open the talking baby/dog trilogy. There's singing.

It's getting to be Ice Cube weather!

It's Timothy Dalton Bond week!!!

Shandy returns to help us sort through the mess up in Forks, and we finally get to talk about the whole Renesmee thing.

We're back in Forks with Real Weird Martha in tow to discuss our introductions to characters like "Buff Jacob" and "Bryce Dallas Howard."

In which we find out whether Henry is Team Edward or Team Jacob. But is there a third option? Talking Twi this week on The Franchise, covering all things Cullen and Swan.

A classic is discussed! We're gonna require many themes and lists, plus the return of a long-dormant favorite. Then, Popeye Doyle turns to heroin?!