It's the house of one thousand corpses, you dumb piles of dog shit!

We must forge ahead on Eddie Murphy franchises, as there are many to get through. We discuss our weird relationships with Walter Hill, plus attempt Nick Nolte impressions and welcome back to the show our old friend the Wishmaster.

Hey, did you know that there's a new American Pie movie on Netflix? Well, there is. And we discussed it for about an hour.

We rank the films of Sam Raimi, while the D-Chain gets annoyed by another horror remake and Henry the Red gets excited about the third US President in Franchise history.

It's almost an achievement that it's taken us so long not to do this one, but here we are. Ashy Slashy begins.

We wrap up the Conjuring Universe and, indeed, the spookiest, slimiest month of the year with some very important discussion about dating apps.

More Farmiga Fun this week as we forge ahead into the downright spookiest month of the year.

Daniel and Henry welcome back Jason Anthony Harris and his Public Speaking moniker for another round of thrills, chills and even spills. We continue to question and query the Warrens and discuss the unfortunate musical blunders of the Conjuring sequel. Long episode, gang. Strap in.

It's the spookiest month of the year, so we conjured up a real treat for you guys. That's right! We talked about Patrick Wilson for over an hour! Aren't your mouths just watering to hear that?!

We ask the questions that matter, like what does the title Crossing Jordan mean anyway? And what's the day-to-day of a robot cop's life?