Time for more fun in the sun! That means double the Ds, and triple the CGI.

Piranha 3D: 00:00

Piranha 3DD: 44:05

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They fly now! We rank James Cameron and talk about his "debut" film, then dive into the obligatory TV movie.

Piranha II: The Spawning: 00:00

Piranha (1995): 57:10

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We make the transition from lions to piranhas this week. Barry Jenkins, you have much to atone for.

Mufasa: The Lion King: 00:00

Piranha: 46:33

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I'd say this is meaningless, but I do hope you listen and get something out of it. We rank some Jon Favreau movies. Thanks Nolan.

The Lion King 1 1/2: 00:00

The Lion King (2019): 35:13

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Recorded atop Pride Rock. Hakuna Matata.

The Lion King: 00:00

The Lion King II: Simba's Pride: 1:16:21

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Happy New Year! Enjoy this Franchise Update for 2025 films. Recorded last week.

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ending 2024 with a smile

Smile: 00:00

Smile 2: 1:06:30

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We did it! We finished Ernest, and now it's time to rank them! This episode is dedicated to Matty Ragz, for watching along with us. I hope you all enjoy the holidays.

Slam Dunk: 00:00

Africa: 27:37

Army: 52:44

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Ernest has inspired a lot of whining

Rides Again: 00:00

Goes to School: 44:22

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2 more Ernests, featuring special guest ShutUpTim! Check us out on Bluesky, I guess.

Jail: 00:00

Scared Stupid: 1:13:00

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