The Freak Show

We're back, freaks, and you guessed it – we had quite a few drinks before recording this one!

Megan kicks things off with the one of the longest topics of all time, with a minute-by-minute replay of Elton Stephens' kidnapping.

Then Lauren shares highlights from Matthew Mcconaughey's Art of Livin livestream extravaganza. Spoiler alert: it's shorter than Matthew's 90 minute highlight reel! 

Enjoy, share with a pal and send topics to [email protected] 

Pro tip: This episode pairs well with a shot of Malort.

(JK nothing does)

First up Megan takes us back to the greatest moment in music history – Woodstock '99. By greatest, we mean the exact opposite.

Then Lauren gets heated talking about the hate-filled family of Westboro Baptist Church. 

We'll be gone for a few weeks, so while we're out, send us lots and lots of topics to [email protected]. 

Later, freaks! 

Apologies in advance – this one's nasty! 

Lauren one ups Megan's famous "Stuff up Butts" topic with stuff in your organs that shouldn't be there. It's gross and weird! 

Megan, meanwhile, makes us listen to the truly upsetting consequences of eating a whole thing of Olestra Pringles. The takeaway? Just accept who you are and eat the whole thing of Regular Pringles! 

Let us know if you make it through the whole episode, and send us topics that don't make us barf, at [email protected]. 

For two very traumatic topics, this turned out to be a real fun episode! 

First up, Megan storytells the shit out of the short but harrowing journey of Aloha Airlines Flight 243. 

Then Lauren faces her deepest fears (literally) with the tale of the Essex, the whaling ship that inspired the story of Moby Dick.

Don't forget to leave us a review and send us some freaky shit at [email protected]. 

This week, Megan takes us to new heights with facts and stories from Mount Everest, including the very morbid stretch known as Rainbow Valley. Trust us, it's darker than it sounds.

Then Lauren gets us all heated with stories about unexpected and unreasonable hospital bills. It gets so bad we almost become Bernie Bros.

Enjoy, get freaky and send us topics at [email protected] 

It's Megan's birthday episode, freaks! 

To celebrate, Lauren tells her the story of small boy abducted from a Louisiana swamp... or at least that's what the official narrative wants you to believe.

Then Megan gives herself the worst gift of all time: a never-ending series of horrific sports injuries! 

Send Megan birthday wishes and all your freaky topics this week to [email protected]. 

This week covers two classic freaky topics in brand news freaky ways.

First up, Lauren freaks herself out with stories (and price tags) for ultra wealthy travel. Listen closely and you'll hear just a skosh of jealousy.

Then Megan revisits pregnancy, this time through the record setting and deeply unsettling story of Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom.

Enjoy and don't forget to send us topics to [email protected]

Another week, another opportunity to freak you out. We're so grateful.

First up, Megan does some of the best storytelling of her life with the Dutch murder of Nicole van den Hurk and the decades-long search for her killer. 

Then Lauren gives us all the willies with horror stories from pest control experts. 

As always, if you have topics you want covered, email [email protected]. 

Happy love day, freaks! 

To celebrate, we got you this episode. We can only assume you got us fresh topics and emailed them to [email protected]. Thank you in advance.

Megan gives us what we all want – the stuff we put in all our orifices last year. Then Lauren shares freaky stories about robots and AI. 

Enjoy, give someone a smooch, and keep being freaky.  

If you're a parent, you might think the title of today's episode is redundant – and you might be right.

This week, Lauren highlights one of Prague's biggest tourist destinations: an old ass castle built over a deep ass hole! We've heard it's lovely in the spring. 

Then Megan pours one out for all our viewers with small children and dives deep into the world of Blippi. 

Enjoy, freaks! And as always, you can send topic suggestions to [email protected].