Only you can prevent forest fires, but no one can prevent a Florida Man from stealing signs

Yeah, but the grass on the side of this toll road looked GREAT

A Florida couple that steals liquor together stays together...that is, when they get out of jail

First she scrawled a message on the house, then mostly destroyed it with heavy equipment

Chuck E Cheese was arrested for credit card theft in front of horrified children

Cops found him hiding in a tanning bed

He was totally nude and yelling at inanimate objects, including a Dollar General store, but in all fairness, that Dollar General WAS looking at him funny

Much easier than entertaining all these guys and then druuging and robbing them, just pepper spray their face

This Florida Woman was trying to let a chicken cross the road, another driver got impatient and sped past her, hitting the chicken and that's when Florida Woman went at her with the bear mace

Hey, you don't know where those fingers have been!