This Florida Man told police that a guy named "Bubba" told him it was ok to go to this car repair shop and take a car, despite the fact that he had no license.  He DID however have meth on him

He might want to not repeat that when he's in prison...it takes on a different meaning!

The judge told him that was punishment enough

Only you can prevent forest fires, but no one can prevent a Florida Man from stealing signs

Yeah, but the grass on the side of this toll road looked GREAT

A Florida couple that steals liquor together stays together...that is, when they get out of jail

First she scrawled a message on the house, then mostly destroyed it with heavy equipment

Chuck E Cheese was arrested for credit card theft in front of horrified children

Cops found him hiding in a tanning bed

He was totally nude and yelling at inanimate objects, including a Dollar General store, but in all fairness, that Dollar General WAS looking at him funny