A lovelorn Florida Man decided to give his ex-girlfriend a couple of statues to try to win her heart back. However, in true Florida Man fashion, even that was somehow illegal as it turned out the statues were stolen

A Florida Man pepper-sprayed a tow truck driver for trying to repossess his car. He grabbed the driver's wallet, keys and phone and told the driver to let the car go

A Florida Man was arrested aafter having 2 POUNDS of meth shipped to him via USPS. 2 pounds is a LITTLE conspicous, which is why he's now going to prison for a long time

Because OF COURSE it did! A Florida Woman was arrested after an arguement over a clogged toilet turned violent, with this woman waving scissors around at everyone! What a crappy situation!

This episode features stories with a common theme...Florida Man being an idiot in a vehicle

"Man's best friend" my ass, or in this case his ass. A Florida Man was bit by his own dog when he tried to make it attack police

The guy who stole a big Snoop Doggle bobblehead worth $1,250 turned himself in and was arrested for his crime. They should put him in the dog pound

A Florida Man who had been discharged from a hospital, but was still wearing his gown, decided to lift his gown up and "jiggle his genitals" while standing in the hospital entrance

A drunk, naked Florida Woman caused a scene at a convenience store destroyed a Red Bull display and was wielding a veggie peeler as a weapon and when the police arrived, she decided to start touching herself...ta-da!!

A Florida Woman was twice the legal limit for alcohol while sitting in parent pickup line at an elementary school. This 64-year-old bad grandma passed out behind the wheel