Steve pitches Me First, a selfish technology tool that lets diners bypass restaurants' stingy structure. Listeners hate it.

This episode of The Frying Pan originally aired on January 30th, 2016, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

Steve pitches Stink Alert, a noxious warning system for stinky clothing. Listeners love it and can find no fault with Steve's latest invention.

This episode was produced by Pete Zimmerman, and originally aired on June 12th, 2015.

Steve pitches The Cobbie, a delicious and perfectly safe adhesive that turns any food into a cobbed treat!

This episode was produced by Peter Zimmerman and originally aired on May 28th, 2016.

Steve pitches the Inspire Hydrant, a terrible and illegal invention that raises the ire of listeners all over the city - including a real live fireman.

This episode originally aired on December 19th, 2015, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

On this, the very FIRST episode of The Frying Pan, Steve pitches Mail Mail, a company that helps you mail things to people. Listeners rejoice.

This episode originally aired on WGN Radio on April 28th, 2015, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

It's a banana! It's a steak! It's neither! WGN listeners lose their gort-dang minds.

This episode originally aired on WGN Radio on May 19th, 2017, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

Musical tattoos that only require some minor invasive surgery - what could go wrong?

This episode originally aired on June 6th, 2015, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

Entitled brats kicking old ladies out of their seats on public transportation? Sign me up! Seat Yay, the app that lets you reserve seats on the CTA,  wins hearts and minds with WGN listeners.

Want to convert cans of your favorite beverage into lip-mutilating messy drink receptacles? The Handy Dandy Can Helper is for you. 

This episode originally aired on July 14th, 2017, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.

Steve pitches a cap that solves the problem of having to buy new hats for every lid orientation. It's the Snap Cap! Buy four!

This episode originally aired on May 21st, 2016, and was produced by Pete Zimmerman.