This is another one of those song ideas that made me think, "I can't believe no one has done this." But surprise, no one had. Until now. Which makes sense, if you think about it. I mean, if I hadn't done it now, why would I be typing this?

Anyway...

Music: Joe Raposo

Words, guitar, piano, bass, drums, banjo, accordion, vocals, arrangement, production; SG

Tuba: Timothy J. Weber

Backing vocal: Angel "Chuck" Gonzalez

I will never not be fat.

A snarky song about cheating and crimes of omission.

Inspired by Dem VP nominee Tim Walz, and how he responds to right-wing intrusion into people's personal lives

At the intersection of Baco's and Discos lies... Bacon Bits!

(parody of "Makin' It" by David Naughton - the Dr. Pepper / American Werewolf)

In the 70's the world was awash with Disco and Bacon Bits!

Both were literally everywhere (I'm still finding Baco's in my elephant bell bottom cuffs)

Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas of Joe's Dump

Copyright 2024, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com

All Rights Reserved.

Not a Quinn-Martin Production.

Kitty kitty kitty you are cute and soft but there's something on your butt and it won't fall off.

Now and then I parody a Beatle song in a way that even I think is tasteless. And here's the proof.

Music: John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Words, guitars, bass, drums, vocals, arrangement, production: SG

This song is on my most-recent CD release, "The Adventures Of Superdork And Fangirl," and you should totally get a copy at www.stevegoodie.com

Of all diseases and disorders medical science could work on, erectile dysfunction takes priority.

I wish I could say this song has a vast, rich history, encompassing several volumes of eldritch horror... but most of my stuff these days is way less esoteric than that. In this case, The Great Luke Ski sent me a sketch of Snoopy, in full Red-Baron-fighting gear, taking on Cthulhu, and specifically saying he wanted a song based on it. Okay...

"Man's Best Friend" is a sophisticated, thoughtful rumination on the nature of a man's love--what does it mean? Where does it come from? Why does it sometimes lead me to confusing feelings and inexplicable behaviors?

This song is NOT for the faint of heart--in fact, it probably should not be listened to by anyone who has a heart, period. Massively Offensive have surely cancelled themselves with this awful and terrifying crime against music.