Song about being encouraged to leave my seat in a public place so that a woman can breast feed her baby in relative privacy.

It was bound to happen, with all the accordion-practicing I've been doing lately. Oh, you betcha. Music: Don Brewer Words, guitars, accordion, bass, drums, cowbell, vocals, arrangement, production: SG Tuba and backing vocals: Timothy J Weber

7-Up (parody of "Use Me Up" by Bill Withers) A song about disappointing drink choices. Lyrics and Singing by Joe J Thomas Copyright 2024, Joe J Thomas, Joe's Dump, JoesDump.com All Rights Reserved. Not a Quinn-Martin Production

Power Salad's entry in the "The FuMP Desecrates Tom Lehrer" tribute album. Being a huge fan of not only Mr Lehrer but also the great Danny Kaye, this one seemed a natural to do, in addition to the fact that it really deserved a full orchestral treatment like the original 1960 recordings. Care was taken to not only arrange the orchestral parts tastefully, but also to stea---uh, mimi-- erm, cop---INTERPRET the vocal performance of Mr Lehrer, down to the Russian bits, which I am told are real. I'll believe it when I see it. So here's "Lobachevsky", and as John Lennon once said on a Beatles Christmas record, "It's only cheap...." Chris Mezzolesta on vocal, Cossacks, tambourine keyboards/programming.

A Princess Bride tribute parody to "Unbelievable" by EMF

New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire

Vocals by Jeff Whitmire and Aaron Becker

Mixed by Aaron Becker

Yeah, we don't know either.

A song for anyone who gets annoyed at online opinion pieces that are structured as if there is actual objective data to consult when creating listicles. Also, Star Trek!

From our new album Live in Germany.

Right-wingers cite 'the Good Book' to justify their attacks on women, LGBTQ+, diversity and inclusion, and anything they don't like. But it turns out they're skipping all sorts of other biblical stuff they should be following if they really think our laws should be based on a 2,000-year-old textbook.

Ever get wrong lyrics stuck in your head to a song and then the melody changes and it doesn't make any sense and Faye Dunaway is there?

Uh, what, no me neither.

The Modern Prometheus is the culmination of 16 years of comedy music making, and serves as the over-the-top, big prog-rock album ending to our final record. It originally began life as an improv around a couple of drum loops, haphazardly attempting to recount the plot of Frankenstein from memory.

While the original version appears on our album from last year, this special orchestra accompanied version was written in celebration of The Thumbnuts joining The FuMP.

Credits:

Music, Instrumentation, and Production: Trevor Cochran

Vocals: Gus Pewe, Trevor Cochran, Tommy Colangelo

Lyrics by: Gus Pewe, Trevor Cochran

Additional Guitar: Glenn Horne

Orchestral Arrangement: Danny Farley

Samples Taken from: Beetle Adventure Racing (1999), Frankenstein (1931)

Interpolations from: "The God that Failed" by Metallica (1991), "Finally Free" by Dream Theater (1999)