Ever wonder what it's like to be a dog? Here's a glimpse.

ShoEboX's diary from 2003 appeared in the lost and found of my local bowling alley, and with bated breath my excited team read: "Dear Diary... sometime around a quarter of the way into this century, I decree that a lapsed Jew living in the South will cover a song I wrote about Missing Stage Equipment, and he will both ruin and elevate my Composition to the extent that Eastern European badgers will become 35% more promiscuous, and satellites will beam Jello(TM) into the dishwashers of anti-democratic oatmeal-dwellers worldwide." And so it has come to pass. The Prophecy is fulfilled this fourth Sunday of the tenth month of the Year Of Our Blessed Cantaloupe. Now please endure the Noisy Mess that I have concocted as a sacrifice to the almighty Worm Quartet, that they may live another millennium in the Squalor to which they have become accustomed. Amen. Words and music: ShoEboX (aka Tim Crist) Guitar, bass, drums, mandolin, accordion, banjo, percussion, vocals, new extra-stupid lyrics at the end, arrangement, production: SG Fiddles: Tim Lorsch Brandon: ShoEboX Helpful Suggestions: Chuck @vv3spa

Nothing's funnier than a fart! This song has a ton of them!

A parody of "Banana Phone" by Raffi, only more gruesome, and just as annoying.

A full parody love letter to classic horror movies covering most of Side Two of The Beatles Abbey Road!! (The Medley!) Featuring Seamonkey from the Boobles, Austin Aeschliman, and Christine Fink. Everyone involved is so damn proud of how this collection of songs turned out! New lyrics by Jeff Whitmire, Eric Tomme, and Austin Aeschliman Incredible music and mixing by Austin Aeschliman Lead vocals by Jeff Whitmire, Eric Tomme, Christine Fink, and Austin Aeschliman Backing vocals by Jeff Whitmire, Eric Tomme, Insane Ian, TV's Kyle, Marc with a C, and The Great Luke Ski "Hannibal" played by John Reid Adams "Buffalo Bill" played by Eric Tomme Video edited by Jeff Whitmire

A pop-punk ode to the most enthralling lives lived on this planet... the lives of the accountants. Written and performed by Trevor Walls & Harrison Houde.

Worm Quartet's 2001 release "Stupid Video Game Music" included a song called "Too Fat For The Pit," a tale of my enthusiastic-but-not-necessarily-appreciated participation in mosh pits at the point of my life where I weighed over 300 pounds. My journey to a less-terrifying girth has been well-documented, and as such that song hasn't been part of my repertoire for quite some time, but it occurred to me a while back (specifically after I bruised my ribs at an Anthrax/Killswitch Engage show and took entirely too long to heal) that I could update the lyrics to describe a new problem. Either great minds think alike or this is a very obvious idea, because two different friends of mine (namely Seriah Azkath of the "Last Exit For The Lost" radio show on WVBR in Ithaca, NY and The FuMP's own Devo Spice) both suggested the exact same update after I'd already started writing it. So here, from the new Worm Quartet album "Carpe Tedium" (available for streaming everywhere, with physical pre-orders on my Bandcamp page) is exactly that. My son does a cameo as the kid asking me to buy him beer. Music and Lyrics by Timothy F. Crist Tim "Shoebox" Crist - Vocals / Programming / Keytar Stephen Crist - Guest vocals

We are kicking off Halloween month with a spooky tune that continues in Luke Ski's tradition of doing song parodies performed as an impersonation of a character from something in pop-culture. This time around he is portraying Scratch the ghost from the hilarious Disney Channel (and Disney+) animated TV series "The Ghost And Molly McGee", to the tune of Janis Joplin's version of "Me and Bobby McGee". It's worth noting that Luke was inspired to write and record a demo this song back in April when he was asked to be a guest on Chandler Desrochers' Disney TV Animation themed podcast, "The Podcast Without A Cool Acronym", when his special guests were the creators of "The Ghost And Molly McGee", Bill Motz and Bob Roth, to talk about the Season 1 finale. They both got a kick out of the song, and Luke made plans to release a proper finished studio version of it, so here it is, just in time for all the grim grinning ghosts to come out and socialize. Chandler also made an excellent MUSIC VIDEO for the song using clips from the show which can be seen on YouTube. Music, spooky sounds, and final mix by Steve Goodie

Our very first FuMP song! We couldn't be more excited to share our music with you all, and are super grateful to be included! Allergies was the first song written, and one of the last songs recorded for our most recent 10th album, 'Nutbilly Deluxe'. The stream of consciousness lyrics were written around a melodica loop originally, and the music was then reverse engineered around the recorded vocal. We wanted to make this the first proper song you hear on the album after the intro track, and really toss people in the deep end, so to speak.

Sometimes the real action in a theater isn't on the stage! The Suffolk & Goode Players present a multi-parody medley lampooning the recent, um, handiness of everyone's favorite level-headed, not jerky conservative representative, good ol' Lauren Boebert. She is not about to put any theater critics out of a job anytime soon. Parodies of "Ironic" and "Hand In My Pocket" by Alanis Morissette, Banana Boat by Harry Belafonte (with a tip of the beret to Stan Freberg), and Jump In The Line, also by Harry Belafonte. Vocals by Lori Furth & Chris Mezzolesta with special appearance by Lyssa Graham as Bobo. Full disclosure, in the interest of timeliness & complexity, backing tracks were used in this production.