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Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We learn this week that Dylan doesn't have any Bitcoins, so he can't buy anymore cat tranquilizers off the deep web. Dave's "Getting too high" story, running from the police and winning, we're updating our privacy policy, speaking the Timarian language, Conan Exiles/Destiny 2/Battlefront 2 talk and input lag on plasma TVs, Our resident Star Wars Superfan saw "Solo" before anyone else, Do you read the Pornhub comments before or after the deed is done?, Libertarians stole our affordable graphics cards, the debut of our "Hey, Look at This!" segment featuring a woman-hating basement dweller and 'The Shit Pornstars Say: Part 2', "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" with a score correction of last week's installment, Dave is Katy Perry's #1 fan, "Wittmann Breaking News" featuring too many cats, and some absolutely hilarious voicemails. This week's show ends with a track by EMBRZ called "Home".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
EMBRZ http://www.embrz-music.com/
JakeComesBack2000 "Women Are Not Worth Anything" https://youtu.be/Ey2iGAzQDc4
The Shit Pornstars Say Part 2 https://efukt.com/21760_Shit_Pornstars_Say_2.html
Nicole Arbour "Depression is All In Your Head" https://youtu.be/YAAoVpP3BQM
Milo Yiannopoulos on The Ruben Report "Atheism" https://youtu.be/d1Qao3A4yU4
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan might not know how scheduling or calendars work, Dylan shows off his new Championship belt that's totally not a child's toy, The Cryus's made it big from inserting microphones into their holes, Dave gets banned from Facebook (again), Being bullied into a mustache, A postmortem apology to America, Inventing Trans-Atlantic Hip-Hop and SnatchChat, Dylan gets hit on in Utah, Handshakes are hard, A mom's reaction to her son becoming an atheist, Reviewing "The Sh*t Pornstars Say", Dylan reviews "Star Wars: The Last Jedi", Do you agree with Dylan's order of Star Wars from worst to best?, "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", some hilarious voicemails, and a listener bests Allan's garlic intake on Facebook Live. This week we end the show with a song from Mute Swan called "Just Like Weeds".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Mute Swan
https://muteswanmusic.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/muteswannn/
My Strange Addiction - Rocks For Dinner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaglPJKSmU
My Girlfriend Lives As A Toddler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5HcJ-JqLX4
The Shit Pornstars Say (NSFW!!)
https://tinyurl.com/y948km7t
Son Tells Mom He's Atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Allan might not know how scheduling or calendars work, Dylan shows off his new Championship belt that's totally not a child's toy, The Cryus's made it big from inserting microphones into their holes, Dave gets banned from Facebook (again), Being bullied into a mustache, A postmortem apology to America, Inventing Trans-Atlantic Hip-Hop and SnatchChat, Dylan gets hit on in Utah, Handshakes are hard, A mom's reaction to her son becoming an atheist, Reviewing "The Sh*t Pornstars Say", Dylan reviews "Star Wars: The Last Jedi", Do you agree with Dylan's order of Star Wars from worst to best?, "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", some hilarious voicemails, and a listener bests Allan's garlic intake on Facebook Live. This week we end the show with a song from Mute Swan called "Just Like Weeds".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Mute Swan https://muteswanmusic.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/muteswannn/
My Strange Addiction - Rocks For Dinner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MaglPJKSmU
My Girlfriend Lives As A Toddler https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5HcJ-JqLX4
The Shit Pornstars Say (NSFW!!) https://tinyurl.com/y948km7t
Son Tells Mom He's Atheist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to make Star Wars Great Again with a review of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", "What Makes Dave Mad This Week (Now With 25% More Urine!)" and a drunken proposition, a special edition of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", some "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly a couple of spicy voicemails. We end this week's show with a track from Hado called "Dust".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Dylan's movie homework this week: "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
Hado
https://hadoofficial.bandcamp.com/
https://www.facebook.com/hadoband/
Woman Sends 65,000 Texts After First Date
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/11/woman-accused-stalking-sending-65-000-texts-man-she-met-online/601217002/
Restoring Eyesight With Urine Therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp-PgG9iWk
Queer Kid Stuff - "Privilege" Sing Along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pch-J6kwK2c
Angry Uber Driver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2JyYfNSbqA
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! Buckle in for a dual birthday celebration show fueled by an accidental "Ice" beer purchase! Semi-guest non-host Dave is back and we hear about his warm, wet mouth hug bartering days, "Shiver Me Tinders" and/or "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to be a thing, The odds of living past 75, Googling weird dicks, an Uber driver loses it, Mudvayne is terrible, Dylan attempts to make Star Wars Great Again with a review of "Star Wars: The Force Awakens", "What Makes Dave Mad This Week (Now With 25% More Urine!)" and a drunken proposition, a special edition of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", some "Wittmann Breaking News", and lastly a couple of spicy voicemails. We end this week's show with a track from Hado called "Dust".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Dylan's movie homework this week: "Star Wars: The Last Jedi"
Hado https://hadoofficial.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/hadoband/
Woman Sends 65,000 Texts After First Date https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/05/11/woman-accused-stalking-sending-65-000-texts-man-she-met-online/601217002/
Restoring Eyesight With Urine Therapy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMp-PgG9iWk
Queer Kid Stuff - "Privilege" Sing Along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pch-J6kwK2c
Angry Uber Driver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2JyYfNSbqA
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 25th episode without Dave. He's on vacation this week... or is he? Dylan keeps his Terrain Race medal with him, Poff picks a fight with the wrong guy, security guards need weapons, Allan has a receding lip line, "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to happen, Jenny from Forrest Gump is a terrible person and a vintage "If She Bad", We discover podcasts at 1/2 speed and it's amazing, Reminiscing about our Michael J. Fox Photography page, Some Battlefront 2 banter, Sean Harsch from "The Harsch Review" joins us for Dylan's "Saving Private Ryan Review", another installment of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", Wearing a fedora is mandatory for conspiracy theorists, Alex Jones breaks up with Trump, and lastly some voicemails. Closing out the show this week is a track by EightFourSeven called "Phantom Limb".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Dylan's movie homework this week: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
The Harsch Review
http://www.TheHarschReview.com
https://www.facebook.com/theharschreview
https://twitter.com/theharschreview
EightFourSeven
https://www.facebook.com/eightfourseven/
kmhk.com's Michael J. Fox Photography Article
http://kmhk.com/the-most-jacked-up-facebook-page-youll-see-today-michael-j-fox-photography/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! We celebrate our 25th episode without Dave. He's on vacation this week... or is he? Dylan keeps his Terrain Race medal with him, Poff picks a fight with the wrong guy, security guards need weapons, Allan has a receding lip line, "Bernier Betwixt The Sheets" has to happen, Jenny from Forrest Gump is a terrible person and a vintage "If She Bad", We discover podcasts at 1/2 speed and it's amazing, Reminiscing about our Michael J. Fox Photography page, Some Battlefront 2 banter, Sean Harsch from "The Harsch Review" joins us for Dylan's "Saving Private Ryan Review", another installment of "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", Wearing a fedora is mandatory for conspiracy theorists, Alex Jones breaks up with Trump, and lastly some voicemails. Closing out the show this week is a track by EightFourSeven called "Phantom Limb".
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Dylan's movie homework this week: "Star Wars: The Force Awakens"
The Harsch Review http://www.TheHarschReview.com https://www.facebook.com/theharschreview https://twitter.com/theharschreview
EightFourSeven https://www.facebook.com/eightfourseven/
kmhk.com's Michael J. Fox Photography Article http://kmhk.com/the-most-jacked-up-facebook-page-youll-see-today-michael-j-fox-photography/
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Fitness Challenge has happened, the results are in, and the excuses are rampant. We give a detailed analysis of the entire event, who won, and what happened. A busy week of online arguments, Is "Kong: Skull Island" really that bad?, Dylan finishes another trilogy with a "Revenge of The Sith" review and as a bonus we get an overall Dylon rating for the trilogy, is there a secret love for the prequels?, "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring semen retention, liquid sunshine, putting jing in the shen, and the banging of celestial bodies, and some "Wittmann Breaking News". This week's show ends with a track by Vector Hold called "Pacific Skyline"
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Vector Hold
https://vectorhold.bandcamp.com/
Finding Sexual Pleasure in Nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMHo8mGzQI
Ecosexuality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlQegltF70
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! The Fitness Challenge has happened, the results are in, and the excuses are rampant. We give a detailed analysis of the entire event, who won, and what happened. A busy week of online arguments, Is "Kong: Skull Island" really that bad?, Dylan finishes another trilogy with a "Revenge of The Sith" review and as a bonus we get an overall Dylon rating for the trilogy, is there a secret love for the prequels?, "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" featuring semen retention, liquid sunshine, putting jing in the shen, and the banging of celestial bodies, and some "Wittmann Breaking News". This week's show ends with a track by Vector Hold called "Pacific Skyline"
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
Check out the NFHC Store! http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Vector Hold https://vectorhold.bandcamp.com/
Finding Sexual Pleasure in Nature https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bMHo8mGzQI
Ecosexuality https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlQegltF70
Not For Human Consumption: Your drunken weekly update on all the things! Movies, games, life, and everything in between! This week's show starts by Allan telling his story about meeting a Republican celebrity, Dave has to get rid of his underwear, A big campaign announcement from an unlikely duo, We're just days away from The Fitness Challenge, Dylan presents "Damning Evidence" and uncovers the truth behind Matt, "The Black Hot" claims another victim, Garlic cloves and deadly burps, we scroll thru #CheckOutMySoundCloud to find more gems, "When 'If She Bad' Goes Wrong", Dylan gives a surprising review of "Episode 2: Attack of The Clones", "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?" gets a special warm-up round, The NFHC Store is up and running for your purchasing pleasure, and some fresh voicemails. We close out this week's show with the track "Kiss The Devil" by Bel Heir.
Visit us at www.NFHCPodcast.com for everything Not For Human Consumption. Support the show by subscribing to our Patreon!
Leave us a voicemail anytime at 480-788-7330
The NFHC store is LIVE! Follow the link below: at http://www.nfhcpodcast.com/store/
Bel Heir
https://www.belheirmusic.com/
https://www.facebook.com/BelHeirMusic/
My Strange Addiction: Air Freshener
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CNERl7o7bw
My Strange Addiction: Sex With My Car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co
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