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Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week we cover the downfall of Spotify, Allan lives in the Wild West, Logan Paul and the Japanese Suicide Forest, Dylan tries to talk wrestling, "Swatting" is a huge problem, Videogame addiction is real and some of us are affected, Moving sucks, Mormons and their weak beer, Dave gives his take on Scientology, The debut of the "What Makes Dave Mad This Week?", Alex Jones gives an odd review of Star Wars, Dylan discovers 'the man with two penises', No one survives in Vernon, California. We're going to a VR Zombie Killing experience. We end the show this week with a track by 'Vexes' out of New Jersey called "Plasticine".
http://www.HFHCPodcast.com
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Dylan dropped the ball and missed his movie review this week.
Vexes: https://www.facebook.com/wearevexes/ The Man With Two Penesis Reddit AMA: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/ Special "Thanks" to The Dick Show: http://www.TheDickShow.com
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week's show is the last one of 2017! We celebrated the New Year a little early on this episode. A quick Christmas recap, VR Porn, Remembering LAN Parties, Dylan's Top Gun movie review and we discover Days of Thunder is pretty much the same movie, More Wrestlemania negotiations, The Best and The Worst of 2017, What's going to be good or bad in 2018, We invent Nick Staab, The location for Dylan and Dave's Fitness Challenge has been determined, We really want a Flat-Earther on the show, Allan's middle school book report story, and Kingman has an Illuminati headquarters. We end the show with a track off of Fifth Density's new album.
Fifth Density:
https://www.facebook.com/FifthDensityband/
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dominion-of-the-sun/1265619802
Go see Dylan performing with Kruffix on January 6th:
https://tinyurl.com/yambo4t3
Dylan's movie homework this week: The Fifth Element
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week's show is the last one of 2017! We celebrated the New Year a little early on this episode. A quick Christmas recap, VR Porn, Remembering LAN Parties, Dylan's Top Gun movie review and we discover Days of Thunder is pretty much the same movie, More Wrestlemania negotiations, The Best and The Worst of 2017, What's going to be good or bad in 2018, We invent Nick Staab, The location for Dylan and Dave's Fitness Challenge has been determined, We really want a Flat-Earther on the show, Allan's middle school book report story, and Kingman has an Illuminati headquarters. We end the show with a track off of Fifth Density's new album. Fifth Density: https://www.facebook.com/FifthDensityband/
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dominion-of-the-sun/1265619802
Go see Dylan performing with Kruffix on January 6th:
https://tinyurl.com/yambo4t3
Dylan's movie homework this week: The Fifth Element
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We start out this week by giving an unscripted eulogy for Bread (Good riddance), A rocket launch causes social media to collectively lose it's mind, We make preparations for the next Mercury Retrograde, Allan's friendslist is for entertainment purposes only, Dave can't handle David Wolfe, Tasing while driving, More details on the "Dave vs. Dylan Fitness Challenge", The Last Jedi (Spoilers!), Dylan watched Aliens this week and he gives his review, Allan takes another online Autism test, and Asterios Kokkinos joins us this week via Skype to talk about everything he's up to right now (skip ahead to 1:45:25 if you just want to hear the interview).
Asterios Kokkinos:
http://www.patreon.com/asterios
http://www.twitter.com/asterios
ASTERIOS-AID available at:
https://asteriosaid.bandcamp.com/ (all proceeds to go the Asterios Legal Defense fund)
Dylan's movie homework this week: Top Gun
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. We start out this week by giving an unscripted eulogy for Bread (Good riddance), A rocket launch causes social media to collectively lose it's mind, We make preparations for the next Mercury Retrograde, Allan's friendslist is for entertainment purposes only, Dave can't handle David Wolfe, Tasing while driving, More details on the "Dave vs. Dylan Fitness Challenge", The Last Jedi (Spoilers!), Dylan watched Aliens this week and he gives his review, Allan takes another online Autism test, and Asterios Kokkinos joins us this week via Skype to talk about everything he's up to right now (skip ahead to 1:45:25 if you just want to hear the interview). Asterios Kokkinos: http://www.patreon.com/asterios http://www.twitter.com/asterios ASTERIOS-AID available at: https://asteriosaid.bandcamp.com/ (all proceeds to go the Asterios Legal Defense fund) Dylan's movie homework this week: Top Gun
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week, we talk about Dave failing at promotion and forgetting what his own band sounds like, The Arizona Metal Awards aftermath, A Walmart trip for vegetarian food, Who was a nerd first, Anti-Net Neutrality warriors, Memes are more important than clean drinking water, Someone steals a slice of pizza, Dylan's Ghostbusters Review and continued movie discussion, Dave wants to go to space just to smoke "whiskey", Cables cause cancer, 'Millering' The mic is a new phrase, The $100 fitness challenge, Sleeveless shirts, Dave's tip, We play an awkward interview from Brad Archuleta, and Squeezing out tonsil stones. Bear Ghost closes out this week's episode.
BONUS: Friends of the show Nathan and Martin join us to play NBA Jam and talk about Brad Archuleta flaking out on the show last minute.
Dylan's movie homework this week: Aliens
Next week's guest: Asterios Kokkinos
Bear Ghost: https://www.facebook.com/bearghostattacks
Find Nathan playing/touring with Singularity Alterbeast and Arkaik
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week, we talk about Dave failing at promotion and forgetting what his own band sounds like, The Arizona Metal Awards aftermath, A Walmart trip for vegetarian food, Who was a nerd first, Anti-Net Neutrality warriors, Memes are more important than clean drinking water, Someone steals a slice of pizza, Dylan's Ghostbusters Review and continued movie discussion, Dave wants to go to space just to smoke "whiskey", Cables cause cancer, 'Millering' The mic is a new phrase, The $100 fitness challenge, Sleeveless shirts, Dave's tip, We play an awkward interview from Brad Archuleta, and Squeezing out tonsil stones. Bear Ghost closes out this week's episode. BONUS: Friends of the show Nathan and Martin join us to play NBA Jam and talk about Brad Archuleta flaking out on the show last minute. Dylan's movie homework this week: Aliens Next week's guest: Asterios Kokkinos Bear Ghost: https://www.facebook.com/bearghostattacks
Find Nathan playing/touring with Singularity Alterbeast and Arkaik
Episode 3 - Squim
Not For Human Consumption: A show about everything and nothing. This week Matt Nisbet joins us, We discover ASMR (Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response), A 2018 calendar featuring us, 'Dad Beer' Dave ('Disgruntled' Dave?) talks drums, Fountain Mountain, Dylan sucks when it comes to movies so we give him homework, We need a pizza sponsor, Allan is a moisture farmer on Tatooine, Dave has a butthole collection folder, Dylan is "Disappointing By Design", Trolling a hitchhiker with generic dance music, suicide by basement, Possible future guests and their conspiracy theories, Matt will destroy you in Street Fighter, Cobra Arcade ("Barcade") is incredible, Tent City wasn't so bad, Marshall "F*cking" Beck's latest video gets reviewed and Dylan talks about
touring with him, Walmart meatloaf, We find out what 'squim' is, Jenny sucks, "Black Steel Magnolias" is a thing and Dave's odd pseudo-racism shows up, Number Stations, and then we wrap up this week's episode with a song by "Super Happy Story Time Land."
Next week's guest: Matthew Miller
Help Dave and his student's out by donating here:
https://www.gofundme.com/send-heartstrings-band-to-namm
Super Happy Story Time Land:
https://shstl.bandcamp.com/
The weird ASMR video we played:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjSyI8bNfk
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