The Functionally Dysfunctional Show

Buckle up campers. In this episode we have spirited discussion about how big of a threat the COVID-19 virus actually is to our society. Is it a media frenzy? Is it a legit pandemic? Is it a measure of social control? Is it simply the evolutionary process at work? Or is it somewhere in the middle of that shit storm?

Whereas we normally have just two folks on mic, this week we have three. And by complete happenstance, we all found ourselves split between the different perspectives of this global Coronavirus situation. And though we have some passionate disagreements in this episode, no punches were thrown or feelings hurt, or animals harmed in its making.

As always, we want to hear what YOU think on the topic as well.

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After seeing how the public reacts to the Coronavirus, it's no wonder the government hasn't told us about aliens.

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Faith and logic. Is there a never-ending war between them or are they closer to two sides of the same coin than we think? Can they coexist within the same person? Can a person have faith in a deity while also being highly logical? Or are faith and logic mutually exclusive? Are they two separate paths that never intersect somewhere off in the distance? We explore allllll of these questions and more in this episode.

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This week is "spring forward", a full moon, Friday the 13th, and the spread of the Coronavirus. The universe MIGHT just implode this week. But maybe not. Either way, smoke em if ya got em and be present, always.

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This week, our hometown of Nashville was ravaged by a terrible Tornado. And it wasn't just our hometown, it was the very neighborhood that we record this podcast from. This episode, we talk about what it was like to live through it, what the destruction has been like to witness, how the community has come together, and also.....the ridiculous and infuriating YouTube comments on footage of the devastation.

But fear not, the episode is chocked full of funny stories and plenty of colorful language, as always...because we don't do the somber and serious shit. (Well, at least not for TOO long at a time.) You should know that by now. ;-)

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In this Five Minute Monday Meditation, we discuss why relationships are like farts.....and why you shouldn't trust the ones that you have to force. We talk even more about this in our episode, "What Is Love...Actually?".

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Why do some people love to cuss? Why do some people hate to hear it? Why are people with neurological issues that prevent them from using "regular" words able to string together an eloquent chain of curse words? In this episode we break down factual psychological data and social constructs behind using the always taboo, yet always cathartic profanity.

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Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation (that's a 5M3.....get it?). In this episode, we learn how to fold your worries into paper airplanes and turn them into flying f*cks.

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In this episode we sit down with a firearms and self defense professional, who has chosen to remain anonymous so that she can speak her true mind about the issue of gun control, legislation, ownership, and all that goes with those things. Is it every American's right to own a gun? Does gun control legislation actually make life more dangerous for the average human? What's the best way to protect yourself and the people you love? It's not an easy question, but it is a fun conversation.

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Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation (that's a 5M3.....get it?). In this episode, Helen Mirren tells us what she would say to her younger self. And you know what? It's to tell herself to tell people to f*ck off more often. Translation: Don't be afraid to SET BOUNDARIES FOR YOURSELF!

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