The Functionally Dysfunctional Show

Disney has a history of selling some really shitty lessons to children and adults alike. Hakuna Matata means no worries. But avoiding your worries turns you into a pressure cooker. What messages do Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, The Lion King, etc actually communicate?

Deal with your shit, find your voice, treat people you want to be treated, don't sacrifice part of who you are as a person to get what you want, and communicate with your fellow humans.

Connect with us on Instagram, Facebook, or Twitter -- or email us at [email protected] -- because we actually really want to interact and chat with you.

Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation. If your goals are so big that they're impossible to reach, then failing to reach them is a success. Boomshakalaka.

This might be one of the most exciting NFL playoff years in recent past. The College Football Playoffs, are one of the biggest jokes as they've ever been. And we know EXACTLY how to fix it.

Are you a fair weather fan? Do you have an opinion on how to fix the college football playoff system? Do you think the NFL playoffs allow too many teams in? It's going to be an interesting January in 2020 as far as football is concerned.

Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation. This we ring in the new year with a message that you absolutely cannot live without. Trust us.

Is there a god? If there is, is that god REALLY worthy of being worshipped? What does a worthy-worship god even look like? How does it act? Where is the hard evidence of the existence of the 1,000's of gods that have been worshipped throughout human history? Why have so many been worshipped? 

In this episode we explore several aspects of the existence of a god or gods and discuss what a god that is worthy of worship might look like.

What do you think?

Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation. This week's little nugget of amazingness is nothing but the pure fun of Australian slang. You won't know how you ever lived without it.

What if we set out to change the things that we cannot accept, rather than accept the things that we think we cannot change? What if we opened the Pandora's box of your our personal shit and left the lid open until everything was out. We might be surprised what we would find if we don't try to slam the lid shut on the shit storm when things get uncomfortable and fear creeps in.

Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation. This week's little nugget of amazingness is about worry.....and also, the fact that it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Have you ever had someone that you care about -- be it romantically or platonically -- up and disappear for seemingly no reason at all? How about someone you care about make you question your own sanity? These are dangerous forms of manipulation that NEED to be discussed more openly. How do you deal with it? Why does it happen? What does it mean?

Get a chuckle, roll your eyes, and maybe even think just a little bit with a 5 Minute Monday Mediation. This week's little nugget of amazingness is about your uniqueness......and that of everyone else you know or meet.