The Funniest Bible Study in the History of the Universe

Protect Yourself From – or Perhaps By – Angels Depending on Which Side You’re On!

* “Angels watch over me” isn’t a Bible verse! (Okay, it sort of is.)

* This week’s quotes often come from a newly-discovered Bible translation called the KGV.

* Why was Luke, when he quoted a certain Psalm, quoting pure wicked evilness instead of God’s Word?

* Let’s take a moment to say great things about that 1970’s wicked, evil rock singer, Alice Cooper, and learn who his favorite television Pastor is.

* Perhaps the only book in the entire universe literally dedicated to archangels is Greg Perry’s God & Guns. It’s true, see the sample below!

* Let’s discuss that guy in the Bible named after that TV show about important hospitals!

* In this episode, you’ll learn why somebody in a profession that’s sometimes an adversary to everyday people – an insurance adjuster, slightly higher than an attorney but typically equal with a DMV worker… let’s meet one who’s a mighty man of God!

* Finally, if you’re a Real Man (or a Real Lady married to a Real Man), you must get the angels we discuss today!

* And remember: Watch the following under 2-minute YouTube video to see why you must today start a blog!

Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Genesis 38:7

* Psalm 91:11-13

* Daniel 10

* Luke 4:10-11

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Resources:

* Mark Patrick Studio at MarkPatrickStudio.com

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Today, get the only book ever written that’s 100% dedicated to archangels! (This is not a joke.) It’s God & Guns – Why I am Not a Pacifist: Kill Your Attackers in Christian Love If and When Required

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Nashville and Back!

* Nashville, Tennessee, Ellie May Clampett, and me!

* Precisely why does the team at Jim Cockrum’s Silent Sales Machine have your best interest ahead of their own? Oh, and just wait until you learn about how to… well, I’ll just say it, very possibly skyrocket your income thanks to Amazon with the Proven Performance Inventory!

* Learn why traveling from Manhattan to California is far better for true Christians than going the other direction!

* Speaking of The Beverly Hillbillies, do you know what Granny Clampett, Ray Comfort, and Ben Stein have in common?

* Why God commands us to carry a .45 caliber pistol instead of one of those baby calibers!

* Aliens are rapidly replacing Darwinists, resulting in zero movement towards truth!

* Master Christian Business Secrets!

* And remember: Watch the following under 2-minute YouTube video to see why you must today start a blog!

Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Genesis 18:28

* Genesis 1:20-25

* Luke 12:48

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* Your entire worldview will be shattered when you learn that the host wants more gay activity in America!

* What a concept; The host calls for the special Double Capital Punishment needed most in this great land!

* The cliche, God helps those who help themselves, not only isn’t a Bible verse but it’s absolutely the opposite of reality! And… it’s exactly accurate about God at the same time!

* Listen to the host judge and rebuke all over the place in this episode’s special judgement-free and rebuke-free zone!

* This is the way proper Bible study should be presented!

* And remember” Watch the following under 2-minute YouTube video to see why you must today start a blog!

Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Mat. 17:20

* 1 Cor. 10:13

* 1 Thes. 3:10

* Ps. 147:6

* Isaiah 11:4

* Isaiah 61:1

* Mt. 5:5

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* Guess why this podcast’s Host – The Most Interesting Author in the World – lives exactly opposite of those singing Monkees when they sang their famous song?

* If you haven’t listened to the acclaimed 3-part series, Herman Munster Hermeneutics, you simply can’t read your Bible the way you should!

* In this entertaining episode that exudes excitement, you’ll see why “God helps those who helps themselves,” is both 100% correct and 100% incorrect! Yes, at the same time!

* Why don’t you have a blog yet? Are you Nuts??? You think you can talk about God much longer on Facebook or Twitter????

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Oh you naive listener. Watch the following under 2-minute YouTube video to see why you must today start a blog!

Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Rev. 22:19

* 2 Tim. 3:16

* John 16:12-15

* 1 Corinthians 2:12

* Heb. 4:12

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Below you get handed to you a FREE PREVIEW of a book that can help you and your family fight both the spiritual and the physical battles you will face!

* Why is this twelfth podcast so critical, as opposed, say, to a Baker’s twelfth doughnut?

* Why does God let Librarians, pedophiles, rapists, tax collectors, muslim terrorists (sorry to be redundant), Mitt Romney, Hillary, and other Liberals multiply?

* Is it possible that you should not take an arsenal with you to fight your spiritual battles?

* Just who exactly is this Boston T. Party guy and why should you care?

* Make sure you are not in danger!

->Take the following video-based Liberals Test:

Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Genesis 9:1, 7

* Leviticus 26:9

* Deuteronomy 28:4

* Deuteronomy 28:11

* Psalm 127:3-5

* Deuteronomy 18-19

* Isaiah 49:19-21

* Ezekiel 5:7-8

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* Where you learn that God is not “fair and just!” (I said it!)

* Why FoxNews one of the most wicked sources for information out there?

* Being “fair” is just one item on the long list lukewarm believers’ favorite attributes of God that do not exist!

* Logos Bible Software

* America’s jury system is perhaps the most corrupt of all criminal justice systems that’s ever been invented by man. And it’s only made worse by so many good people who believe the lie that juries are good to have!

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Bible References:

* The Entire Counsel of the Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Leviticus 19:15

* Numbers 24:5

* Deuteronomy 3:25

* Job 42:15

* Psalm 45:2

* Isaiah 11:4

* Hosea 10:11

* Matthew 16:2

* Colossians 4:1

* James 7:1

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* Dr. North’s right here, blame him: http://www.GaryNorth.com

* Here’s Dr. North’s article read herein: “Dear Dr. North: My Pastor says…”

* Logos Bible Software

* “Love is never having to say you’re sorry.”

* Celebrate Recovery… Oh, I don’t think so!

* Proverbs 21:30

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Prolegomena on Biblical Hermeneutics

* Here’s a super-fast intro to starting your own blog – but only if you’re a Christian!

* This is a mobius strip:

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* We argue whether God prefers Yamahas or those other things!

* Shame on you if you missed last week’s episode! To repent, click here and listen now!

* Another English lesson for Public School English Teachers!

* What is the BEST way to interpret what you read in God’s Word?

* What do people in Oklahoma call the book of Revelation?

Verses You Need:

* Numbers 23:19

* Galatians 3:28

* Revelation 9

* Ephesians 4:30

* Genesis 6

* Revelation 20:1-7

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* Prolegomena on Biblical Hermeneutics

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* We explain why most Christians today use only Herman Munster Hermeneutics instead of good hermeneutics!

* Shame on you if you missed last week’s episode! To repent, click here and listen now!

* Public School Teachers finally learn the truth about syntax!

* Why I refuse to discuss those Good Samaritans or any other Samaritans!

* Does God talk to us today in a still, small voice? (What about a small, still voice?) Are you sure? Are you doubly-sure?

* Those wicked paraphrased “Bible” translations sure guess a lot. And it’s never good to guess at what God says.

* Herein is the only way that you can guarantee that you hear God speak directly to you!

Verses You Need:

* Exodus 3:13

* 1 Kings 19:11-13

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* The Public Schools Aren’t Broken! Destroying Children & America is What They Were Designed to Do!

(We said above, we’re on YouTube too!)

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The Trainride of Truth!

BIG Words Abound Today!

* Learn three really-long words that’ll impress your friends at the next birthday party you go to!

* Listen to The Funniest Podcast Legal Disclaimer in the History of the Universe!

* Insight into ologies!

* It’s always wrong to question God’s eyesight. But we do learn of one instance where it’s understandable. Wrong, but understandable.

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* Books

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* The Public Schools Aren’t Broken! Destroying Children & America is What They Were Designed to Do!

Last week’s Book of the Week is so good, we realized you needed a second dosing, so here’s insight into The Public Schools Aren’t Broken! Destroying Children & America is What They Were Designed to Do! and you may preview this exciting title right now below, absolutely free!