The Funniest Bible Study in the History of the Universe

The Trainride of Truth!

Ooooh boy, do we discuss some horrid things about the state of Christianity today!

* Why so many United Methodist Churches are nothing more than buildings with the letter t on top of them,

* Finally answered: Who, exactly, is this thing called Greg Perry?

* Why you should pay attention to him… Class is in session, grab a seat and pay attention!

* What to study after you’ve mastered the Beatitudes!

Links You Badly Need Now:

* Greg Perry’s wildly popular YouTube channel ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGWI8qwDj0m6cDY9jvIEYrg )

* Christians… Get a Blog NOW before it’s too late! All 100% FREE How-To Blog Videos and #1’s right here right now ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYVJP8XbT8 )

Books

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* The Public Schools Aren’t Broken! Destroying Children & America is What They Were Designed to Do!

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The Trainride of Truth!

Ooooh boy, do we discuss some horrid things about the state of Christianity today!

* This podcast isn’t mocking all churches. Only 99.99% of them. Please don’t accuse us of false generalizations.

* What makes a real Bible Study? THIS podcat’s Bible Studies of course!

* Wow, can you BELIEVE what that United Methodist Minister told Perry about Hell and C.S. Lewis as we walked along the streets at Oxford University in England???

* … and speaking of C.S. Lewis and Hell, if we didn’t believe in fate, we’d think it was fate that just a few days later, a former acquaintance – a widely-respected Pastor and Podcaster – said the VERY SAME THING! When your theology agrees with a United Methodist Minister, it’s time to question your foundations!

* So The Great Divorce trumps anything Jesus said. A fictional story is said to hold far greater hermeneutic sway than Jesus’ own words. Saying Jesus was being figurative while a fictional story is being factual shows how bankrupt theology is today.

* Daniel the Accordion Player goes wild with Star Wars here: https://youtu.be/5SLLd3N9mag

Links Mentioned That You Badly Need Now:

* Greg Perry’s wildly popular YouTube channel ( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGWI8qwDj0m6cDY9jvIEYrg )

* The widely-acclaimed Heaven video ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeDgdxO_uws )

* Christians… Get a Blog NOW before it’s too late! All 100% FREE How-To Blog Videos and #1’s right here right now ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiYVJP8XbT8 )

Books

* The Bible (the best way to do a Bible Study) (Duh!)

* The Great Divorce

Verse References:

* 1 Timothy 2:1-4

* John 4:1

* 1 Samuel 3

* Galatians 3:24

* 2 Peter 3:9

* Titus 1:2

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The Trainride of Truth!

***Special Announcement!***

Welcome to a 100%, Judgement-Free Zone!

Brand new for you! We open today’s podcast announcing the details of the newly-minted safe zone where you will always enjoy a judgement-free zone at all times for all of eternity! Listen to the parameters of this special announcement, one that will change the very nature of everything you hear on The Funniest Bible Study in the History of the Universe!

In this show, you learn the why behind 1 Timothy 2 and you get a full grasp of the implications of what a righteous government could very well bring to the nation:

* A major reduction in crime! (Not just crime on the streets, but even better, crime in the government!)

* How you and your family can avoid the kind of interrogation that the star of Iron Chef recently was put through!

* How American families can return to the good ol’ days of Norman Rockwell Family Moments!

* Learn the one thing (there’s only one) that any good American would rather do less than give CPR to Rosie O’Donnell!

* A warning is in order: Stay away from that movie that frightened the host so badly as a kid!

* Master the rare art of feeling safe from government intrusion!

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The Trainride of Truth!

There’s too much truth to cover this week, so this is Part 1 of a major, 2-part series on the #1 solution to getting good government, available within our lifetimes, if we Christians would just stop getting in God’s way and start doing it God’s way!

Q: How should you pray for those government leaders who are unsaved?

A: I bet you don’t know what God says!

* Big surprise, huh, that almost every Christian prays wrongly for the government!

* To the extent Christians pray the way God instructs us to do, to that extent we should enjoy a good government!

* Learn what two cops working the inner-city beat told me in the middle of the worst, crime-infested, drug scarred, murder capital neighborhood of Los Angeles one sunny afternoon when he pulled up to find me just hanging out there enjoying the day! (This is a true story.)

* What’s the best that an unbeliever should wish for if he or she doesn’t believe in Heaven? (It’s not what you think!)

* The Number 1 solution to solving crime if and only if you’re an unGodly heathen hell-bent on blaming society for murderers!

* How me, your ever-loving Host, committed the perfect crime ! (This may or may not be a true story…)!

This week’s podcast is brought to you by the good folks who bring you The Official, Right-Wing, Gun-Owning, Christian Handbook on Every Subject: Muzzle Any Liberal Left-Wing Argument with a Strong RIGHT Hook!

 

What a treat you’re about to experience!

And the most amazing thing of all is that this acclaimed Hating the Gin episode has nothing to do with booze!

* How deeply loyal the majority of believers are today to the little murdering, incestuous, racist, diapered, wholly unholy Hindu; they quote him all the time!

* Why too many believers today believe God’s only impressed with the act itself when someone is righteous!

* How to anger your Christian friends by quoting Scripture to them!

* It’s not in the Bible! If most Christians believe it… It’s probably not true!

* Understand and agree that God’s massive characteristic of love is far from being His most important characteristic… exactly one-third as much as His number 1!

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If you want a typical Bible Study, have you come to the wrong place!

Nothing’s more important to Christianity than giving lessons in judging to believers. Here’s your by-example tutorial on boldly going where so few Christians go today: Strong, bold, in-your-face, judging for when you want to send your very best to the ones you love!

* Grab obvious proof of God’s existence inside Krispy Kreme Doughnuts!

* Finally revealed for you: The #1 Most Deadly Lie in the church today!

* Learn why lukewarm christians (lowercase C) shouldn’t own a car with a working horn!

* How Hollywood’s hypocrisy is perhaps the worst of all hypocrisies (except that of the lukewarm christians)!

* The Biblical method for getting more good behavior and less bad behavior in society!

* The only correct and proper answer when asked, “How many guns do you own?”

The Podcast of the Day – Actually, wow, it’s actually good enough to be the Podcast of the Week, Month, and Year – is Your Voice of Rhyme & Reason for Life!

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