Garrett planned the perfect night out: VIP ticket, row three, dressed to kill… and the second he arrived at the University of Texas, everything unraveled. From impossible parking, confusing campus layouts, and self-checkout food asking for tips, to ushers acting like FBI agents hunting for iPhones — this night out turned into a full-blown survival challenge.

But John Mulaney? Absolutely worth it.

If you’ve ever wondered why going out as an adult feels like navigating a maze built by a committee of morons, this diary episode will hit you right in the millennial soul.

Topics include: John Mulaney tour, Austin events, UT parking hell, comedy show etiquette, venue horror stories, and the universal struggle of “just trying to have a fun night out.”

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 39

Black Friday used to be feral… and honestly? It still kinda is.

This week, Garrett breaks down why modern Black Friday is nothing but inflated “deals,” scammy price hikes, and Amazon trickery — plus he relives the truly unhinged chaos of the early 2000s doorbuster era. From fistfights over Xbox 360s to grandmas brawling over $5 calculators, this episode is a nostalgic trip through America’s most chaotic unofficial holiday.

If you need a laugh while digesting Thanksgiving leftovers, this one’s for you.

Topics include: Black Friday scams, retail horror stories, nostalgic mall culture, holiday chaos, and the death of the doorbuster era.

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 38

Garrett just got back from Los Angeles and he's got spooky stories. From an immersive haunted house in downtown LA that might've been a portal to hell, to the nicest human in Hollywood (Abby at Paramount), to getting accidentally drenched at Disneyland. 

He dives into the chaos of Lightning Lanes, bad hospitality, and why Los Angeles feels like it was designed by a group of interns in a panic.

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 37

Garrett is back with his final thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 9. Garrett unpacks the true finale twist: the couples weren’t blindsided, we were!

From friendship-bracelet levels of codependence to “we’re soulmates” said with dead eyes, this was a season of delusion as a love language. This season had more in common with MTV’s dating show NEXT which makes you wonder…maybe love ISN’T blind. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 36

Garrett is back to discuss episodes 6 through 9 of Love Is Blind Season 9, and let’s just say things are getting weird. From KB’s wild “years without sex” flex, to Jordan’s protein nightmare (blended chicken + Crystal Light??), to Nick dropping “size queen” and Cartier references like he's auditioning for a show on Bravo, this episode is a full-blown cringe fest.

We get into each couple's dysfunction, why Madison should’ve bounced on Joe in Baja, and who’s likely to say “I don’t” at the altar.

If you’re watching Love Is Blind and need a brutally honest, hilarious breakdown — you’re in the right place.

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 35

Looking for a guy’s opinion on Love Is Blind Season 9? You’re in the right place.

In this special edition of The G Lex Podcast, Garrett breaks down the first five episodes with unfiltered takes and zero chill. Nick might not be who he says he is, Kacie goes from “I wanna sit on your face” to “I need to go home” in record time, and everyone’s crying like Netflix is paying them by the tear.

Who’s fake? Who’s actually there for love? And who wore the worst reveal-day outfit? Let’s just say… not everyone’s making it to Baja.

Grab your wine goblet (or emotional support snack) and press play.

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 34

Garrett goes off on everything from stretchy yogurt to bad behavior at the movies before diving into two juicy listener emails. First up, a roommate’s freeloading boyfriend is pushing one listener to the edge. Then, a newly promoted marketing manager wonders why her work besties turned cold overnight. Garrett breaks it all down with brutally honest advice and unfiltered humor. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 33

In this Reddit Roulette edition of ‘Ask G’, Garrett dives headfirst into four random and chaotic “Am I The Asshole?” Stories and breaks them down with sharp humor and honesty. 

From a bride banning her friend’s PTSD service dog from wedding photos, to a pregnant party guest refusing to split the alcohol bill, this episode covers it all! Entitlement, petty drama, and the occasional breakdown over birthday cake. 

Garrett reacts in real time, judges the Redditors (and sometime himself), and calls out when people are being assholes…and when they just need to grow up. 

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 32

Garrett’s diary is open again, and this week he’s trying to make friends in Austin. From a flirty gym encounter to a $100 dinner with strangers, Garrett shares the highs, lows and awkward in-betweens of starting over in a new city. If you’ve ever felt alone in a crowd or regretted talking to your gym crush, this one’s for you!

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 31

Welcome to Reddit Roulette! Garrett blind-reacts to three wild dilemmas pulled straight from Reddit: A 22-year old with a homeless boyfriend, a Disney mom who regrets inviting her in-laws to Disney World, and a grandma who refuses to attend her granddaughter’s gay wedding.

It’s part comedy, part unsolicited therapy!

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The G Lex Podcast Ep. 30