The Gallapod

The Gallapod

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The Gallapod episodes

  • Exposure (Part 1)

    When Seamus uncovers Draco Malfoy's camboy profile, he, Harry and Ron decide to anonymously book a private show so as to humiliate him later. Fascinated by Draco's confidence, Harry keeps booking private shows under the disguise...

    Written and read by Galla Placidia.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26163091

    Music by Beats by Con.

    53 min
  • The Bolthole (Bonus Episode)

    In which I discuss who wrote the sex scenes and fangirl about Aideomai and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    34 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 6)

    I love yous, fluff, and Draco fights a wasp.

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    47 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 5)

    There's a creepy ancient guilt-curse that comes into play. Also, Harry has a massive existential crisis about being a bit of a top.

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    41 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 4)

    Harry goes to the Burrow. Draco gets ravished against a wall. CW: explicit sex scene--that, by the way, I had no part in writing, bc I am a LADY.

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    49 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 3)

    A storm tears down part of the cottage. Draco, it turns out, is not keen on blood. Harry comforts him ineptly. Plus...MORE CHICKENS!

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    45 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 2)

    Sad times. Draco rides a horse and feels guilty about enjoying it. Harry reads a magazine about chickens and it bums Draco out. Draco decides to clean out the cupboard under the stairs and it causes quite a lot of drama. 

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    46 min
  • The Bolthole (Part 1)

    Draco, having become best friends with Ron and Hermione during 8th year, is urged to move into Harry’s cottage in the Cotswolds to recover from a bereavement. It’s awkward and melancholy both of them are trying very hard not to think about that one time they had sex.

    Written by Aideomai, Galla Placidia, and Tepre.

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by @Kimbleshankz. Music by Beats by Con.

    44 min
  • The Bucket List (Bonus Episode)

    If you're interested in learning more about what inspired me to write The Bucket List, my favourite character, and other behind-the-scenes tidbits, this is the episode for you!

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by Nettle-Forest. Music by Beats by Con.

    24 min
  • The Bucket List (Part 4)

    Draco will die in 6 months if he can't get Harry Potter to fall in love with him. Since that's not going to happen, he might as well spend his last days working through his Bucket List. Tap-dancing lessons? Rock climbing? Poetry-writing? Threesomes? Cocaine? Getting to know his adorable cousin, Teddy Lupin? Draco will try them all!

    Full story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22431970/chapters/53596558

    Artwork by Nettle-Forest. Music by Beats by Con.

    49 min

About The Gallapod

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Falling in love with your worst enemy sounds like a bad idea. That’s no reason not to assume Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy won’t do it in every fanfic I write. If you're looking for feelsy fraught Drarry banter, you’re in the right place!