If you're going to get robbed, might as well have had a great night leading up to the robbery.  This week in The Garage we discover new thief work, some solved-ish mysteries, and a confused speeder. All that plus our great side bars in this week's episode from TGSJ.   Here's a link to our Patreon.  Help us raise some more money!  https://www.patreon.com/TheGarageStreetJournal

Enough of the Blitz, let's get a full length one in the mix. Hell yea Journalists, we are back in The Garage.  We got stuff we need to talk about. Farts, Horoscope, Whales, and Weather. What more could you want? 

Ah shit!  You got some nasty mosquitos pestering you on this fine evening?  It's time to get Skrillex involved.

How nasty you gotta be to get sent to the hospital over your own feet? 

When the Nature Gods give you a great gift, you don't turn your back on it. 

How'd this parrot get stuck on this roof?  Who knows, but he sure as hell doesn't want any help getting off. 

When you're a cow stuck in a big city, there's only one place to turn for safety.  Join us in The Garage Street Journal as we discuss this riveting story. 

It seems that in todays day in age, dopers and roiders are everywhere plaguing our good sports industry.  We are personally sick of it. Here's a story about a bridge player who is doing the roids. 

And that's a wrap folks.  It's party pod time! Sending you off with a banger, the boys are heading out for some boots on the ground journalism.  Don't worry, they'll be back soon enough.  Until then, enjoy some Blitz action heading your way. 

Namaste Journalists, 

it's the beginning of April so it's time for your horoscope. We talk way too much about touching yourself for our first story, learn about how Jupiter is f**king right on out of here during our horoscope section, and then finally we get some new news from the Flat Earth Society... they're going on a cruise.