The manual we've all been waiting for...

As Poppa H is in New England, and as Slank is honeymooning in Thailand, here is another quick Blitz for ya'll.  Lady enjoys some wine in Walmart. 

A quick and somewhat standard formatted show... for you the Journalists.  It's Halloween, we gotta do it.  This week's show is all about goats, the devil, and our favorite boy ever. 

We pick up right where we left off... we will be treasure hunters.

It's our first week away from The Garage, but no worries, we have for you some good ol' Blitz action for your ears.  This Blitz starts us off for what I am sure is going to become our new passtime... treasure hunting.

Them spiders are out to get your ass - lady moves into house with 30 new roommates.  The Cincinnati Browns finally won, and we are here almost two weeks later to tell you about it.  Finally, France did a cool thing to help stop men from pissing in alleyways.  

We are coming at you from The Garage to give you that good good reporting you have come accustomed to having every Friday morning.  Good morning USA, and those few people in Asia that listen to us... Anyways, Slank got hit on by a girl (this is big news and deserves to be talked about), a truck full of Axe body spray exploded, and shit was hot... really hot, and finally some goats went crazy over that pee drink. 

This week in The Garage - some thieves replace police guns with toys, a guy kicks a bird, and another guy was so pro at ditching his Bumble dates and leaving them with the check, he's going to prison for acts of extortion.  Wowza.  

Did anyone check out that Browns game?  Do we get free beer?  Also people were trying to have a kid but were doing it wrong.  Finally, we also learn about Russia's greatest game.  

This week in the news we cover getting high and picking up trash, another alien abduction story, and fish getting wasted on vodka and redbull.