The Gay Pirate Podcast | Our Flag Means Death

Ahoy! It’s Pride season, me hearties!

We’ve a lil’ boon for ye, and it’s The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee.

 🌈Find our full pride lineup here!

The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about how to throw a punch and watching pørn while being ADHD.

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Physical or eBooks on Bookshop
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Listen to our advice episode here, or to the full version on Patreon!

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Here are all the ways you can support us

Avast, ye! And welcome to an announcement! Our Pride episode will be about The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee, and it will be in your feeds on June 17th! We are so excited to talk about this book and want to make sure you all have time to read it or refresh your memory of it before the episode drops.

🌈Find our full pride lineup here!

We encourage you to get your books from your local queer bookshop or through bookshop.org or libro.fm— Use those links and we’ll get a tiny bit of the money!

Miss us? Make sure you check out our other podcasts:

The Gayly Planet: the Final Fronqueer is about Star Trek TNG

EsGAYpe From Reality is currently covering The Sunbearer Trials by Aiden Thomas

We Are The Gayers is our Patreon-only Buffy podcast

You should also follow us on Instagram

See you soon!

Happy Yule! Today we are bringing you the gift of an episode about Muppet Treasure Island.

The patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about Tim Curry’s career, telling left from right (and teaching dogs to do it too), the need for a lesbian Miss Piggy movie, the movie Better Luck Tomorrow, and a couple appearances by Lark’s dogs.

Here’s this episode’s image roundup!

Interested in that Be Gay Do Crime sticker we mentioned? You can get it here, along with a bunch of other rad stuff!

You should really listen to our other podcasts, they are very fun and you will like them!

Follow us on instagram for memes and updates and stuff!

Today we are discussing the final episode of Our Flag Means Death! Join us for our deep dive into season 2, episode 8, “Mermen.” 

You can watch this episode by joining our Patreon! 

The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about living in the middle of nowhere, SpongeBob squarepants, Ryan Gosling’s Oscars performance, that one viral house listing, pie vs cake, and the world record holder for the most snake bites. 

Stick around, because we will be releasing more gay pirate episodes from time to time! 

Thank you to everyone who has come on this journey with us, and especially to everyone who supports us on Patreon and/or our sticker club, because you all are the folks who make this possible 🖤

Be sure to check out our Gay Pirate merch before it gets retired!

Follow us on instagram for memes and stuff

And of course, listen to our other podcasts!!!

The Gayly Planet is about Star Trek: The Next Generation

EsGAYpe From Reality is about the Simon Snow series by Rainbow Rowell
We Are The Gayers is about Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cheers, m’dears

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 7, “Man on Fire.”

You can get your “Be Gay Do Crime” sticker here! 

Find this episode’s image roundup here

The Patreon version of this episode contains a TON of bonus content, including: the Lost Girls series by Alan Moore, the types of alcohol that your hosts have *feelings* about, Iron Widow and throuple representation (and Jessie’s cat’s feelings about it!), goth kiddos, and flight anxiety.

Here’s the cocktail recipe for our next episode!
-1.5 oz jalapeño tequila (OR 1 oz jalapeño simple syrup for na version)
-3 oz Pineapple juice
-lime juice to taste (you’ll need more for the na version to balance the sweetness)
Blend with ice and serve with a spicy salt rim

Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well. 

Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com 

Find all the ways you can support our work here!

Follow us on Instagram for memes and updates

Today we are talking about Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 6, Calypso’s Birthday. 

Here’s your image roundup for this episode!

You can order a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here!

Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about the joy of rearranging furniture, whiskey, centipede fear, and who on the Revenge is not afraid of spiders. 

Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one  through our shop!

Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com 

Find all the ways you can support our work here!

Follow us on Instagram for memes and updates

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 5, “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.”

You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here!

Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well. 

The image roundup for this episode is available here!

Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about rats, Swedish fish, and the best sour candy; peanut butter desserts/baking with sun butter; and an extended version of our conversation about being alone in our brains.

Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com 

Find all the ways you can support our work here!

Follow us on Instagram for memes and updates

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 4, “Fun and Games.”

Screenshot roundup can be found here

Here’s Buttons’ vessel, should you happen to live in the UK and also desire to turn into a bird!

You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker now! (It’s also available as a mug!) 

Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well. 

Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains a bonus conversation about where Ed went wrong with his arachnophobia exposure-therapy plan!

Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com 

Find all the ways you can support our work here!

Follow us on Instagram for memes and updates

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 3, “The Innkeeper.”

Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well. 

Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about Veronica Mars and The Village People, as well as a bonus Rufio video clip!

Check out our super cute merch including our brand new “Be Gay Do Crime” pirate ship mug!!!

Find all of our shows and information about everything we do on our website, hashtagruthless.com 

Find all the ways you can support our work here!

Follow us on Instagram for memes and updates

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 2: Red Flags. 

Find an image roundup for this episode here!

Our Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about eating vs tasting, forgetting how to podcast (again!), your hosts’ bookshelf organization preferences, and iconic court transcript TikToks!

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Find us at hashtagruthless.com, on instagram, and on Patreon!

Listen to our other podcasts:
The Gayly Planet
EsGAYpe From Reality 
We Are The Gayers

Check out our lovely merch!

The Gay Pirate Podcast is a deep dive analysis of Our Flag Means Death, one episode at a time. Hosted by queer IRL pirates Lark Malakai Grey and Jessie Blount of Hashtag Ruthless Productions.