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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we part the veils of reality and head back to The Mana Pool.  We were synced up despite the internet lag and everything will be great...other than the funeral.
We gazed in awe at the most greenest green you have ever greened and bid farewell to our comrade Kai.  Our hearts heavy, we celebrated Kai with Fire! Fire! Fire!, Dricu hit the dance floor, Dhalgren’s spider sense tingled, Saltaba couldn’t find anything to burn, and we said goodnight to Captain Sparkelpants. There was also the elf god guy, the other fairy, and a weird wind dance thing.  We were all pretty winded.
Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  We will...never mind...I won’t reveal my secrets.


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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s time to rant and review the 2002 classic(?) comedy Undercover Brother.  Lando is not Colin Powell.  Solid.
We discussed our first real sex string, the line he said after jiggling his balls, gelatinized chubby monkey, our token minority, I think that was a real helicopter, the most famous James Brown, Chris Kattan hissy fits, this is not Taco Bell, and super flash animation.  Plus!  Who was in charge of the mayonnaise?
Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  It’s better than Double Team 2: The Dennis Rodmaning.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s Mana Pool time!  The party is back right where we left them: surrounded by enemies and ready to fight for their lives!  So, a punchy guy and a stabby guy walk into a cave…

Saltaba brings the smack talk and finally get’s to light things on fire, Davdak works his dagger and rolls 20 on the wrong end, Dhalgren takes many punches, Kai shoves it in his mouth and drinks it, and Dricu explodes a rock knight’s face.  The battle rages on, and ultimately we made the eagles cry.  No more drinks?  No!  More drinks!

Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  You’ll get a bonus and a bon-bon.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is back!  Let him regale you with his tales of woe, adventure, morphine, and inappropriate comments.  It’s going to be interesting.  Gobble gobble mutherf#$%er!


We discussed removing your stomach through your vagina, a BICs worth of food, hot nurses, morphine, and Jessica Jones does not mix, spending more time than you should on Rollercoaster Tycoon, Final Fantasy XIV, sexy razer keyboards on the cheap, what oxygen smells like, getting derailed by Aussie treats, delicious foam colored foam drink, truckloads of time, the mustard guy and the box by itself, and how I dugged a Dale and ate his Tim Tams.  Plus!  What we did when we hung out at Disney IRL!

Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  We’ll be your reverse wingman anytime.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, CJ is away.  So, the gang decides to watch a terrible movie in his absence, and we picked a doozy:  The Donkey Diarrhea Movie...er...The Ridiculous 6!
We can’t get off of Taylor Lautner, have a hate-hate relationship with Luke Wilson, puff-puff pass the peace pipe, that magic tumbleweed is kind of impressive, 50 shades of dates, pretty credits, dump, and space baseball.  Plus!  A million ways to die in the west syndrome!
Join us on The Geek I/O Rant & Review, won’t you?  Will the movie be the suck on suck we expected it to be?  Tune in to find out.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, we’re back in the Mana Pool.  We may have been purple manned in the last round, but we somehow managed to survive and it’s time to celebrate and take a much needed rest.  The vacation is short lived, however, as darkness looms on the horizon.
Dhalgren let’s loose, Saltaba get’s a typhoon hangover, Davdak sparkles up the room, and Dricu get’s all the ladies.  Still, that evil temple radiating evil needs to be investigated, so our team packs a sammich and hits the skies.  Kai’s eagle eyes are at the ready, and the gang takes to the skies.  What awaits them there?  Tune in to find out!  Plus!  Who’s a praying mantis?
Join us on The Mana Pool, won’t you?  Hey you’re a dragon, and this is crazy...but here’s my amulet, so call me maybe?

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2016 is here! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO US!

This week on the Geek I/O Show, CJ and Dale (in the same room) and Raul (Jaz is out on vacation) were joined by one of the awesome masterminds behind Greater Than Games and writer of Sentinel Comics, Christopher Badell.

The great return of CJ (and Dale) try weird stuff on the air returned and CJ really does not like salty things in his mouth! We also discussed: Dale’s obsession for American Mac and Cheese, Waking up with a sports bra in your lap, The final ever Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights, Dale in Disney, CJ tries stand up comedy for the first time, Trolls in GTA V online, Brandon Sanderson novels and Japanese Vita games.
We also geeked out with Christopher about...him and Greater Than Games. Plus, we talked about some upcoming games in 2016.
Join us on this jam packed Geek I/O, won’t you? It will be like having an Aussie in your lounge room!

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, you though we were on Christmas holiday?  Well, we took a break from our merriment to talk about something very important:  Star Wars.  We discussed The Force Awakens top to bottom to top again, so jump in.  However, be warned: there are spoilers ahead.
The weird podcast droid discussed Po Dameron, the most interesting man in the universe, Darth Maul’s brother, conservative openings, his face is a lens flare, Super 8 Mile, the great scene wipe debate, Dale likes the scroll, hooray for characters, and no sleep, just Disney.  Plus!  The two hour handjob to Steven Spielberg!
Join us on The Geek I/O Rant and Review, won’t you?  It’s better than a forced awakened colon.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, it’s the last show of the year!  So kick back, put Jessica Jones on slow drip, and get blinded by magic as we reminisce about the geeky year that was with our special guest Matt Rumbold.
We discussed getting hyped for The Force Awakens, tending bars, Facebooking, dirty millennial hipsters, Heroes: Afterbirth, Christmas things, Hearthstone, Star Wars Rebels and Clone Wars, Interstellar is a beautiful, confusing, epic, wonderful movie, constand grumpy face, rainbow sparkles out the back, the sexophone and the saxophone sneaks up on you, and aisle 12 is the sex aisle.  Plus!  The hard one is coming up!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than chicken soccer and car soccer.

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This week on The Geek I/O Show, things are back to normal.  Well, our definition of normal.  So sit back with your crunchy wallaby and “be sexual”.  Things are going to get geeky.
We discussed lots of whips and lots of nae-nae, the fifth Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle out of Zod’s body, a Sony Christmas miracle, Inside Out and the dusty eyes, Fallout 4, ten candles, all things Disney marathon, accidentally all the marathon, Australia loves Peppa Pig, the Ocean’s Eleven of Batman, Final Fantasy VII episodes, the most watched YouTube videos, we have trailer fever, and molest the chocobo and get the tornado materia.  Plus!  I see what you did there, sneaky man!
Join us on The Geek I/O Show, won’t you?  It’s better than Loki riding on a hellbeast.

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